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nabokovshaze

22 F Providence, RI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Russian, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an empty essay. Fill me out.
What I’m doing with my life
Trusting the way I'm living it.
I’m really good at
tuning out bullshit, ____ing in heels, sex, writing, cooking, active listening, intimidating, doing the exact opposite of what everyone else is doing, making lists, making friends and influencing people.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently, I strut through life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"The Departed", "The Godfather", sushi, dubstep remixes, Duffy's "Rockferry" album, "Scandal", Machiavelli's The Prince, The Narcissism Epidemic, feta cheese, "The Wire", "this is why you're fat" desserts, the pornographic subtext in Lolita, homemade vinaigrettes, "Arrested Development", kitfo, "Archer", "Requiem for a Dream", "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", Alec Baldwin's scene from "Glengarry Glen Ross", "Game of Thrones", Love in the Time of Cholera, "Boogie Nights" and its soundtrack, White Castle, "Mad Men", ASOIAF
The six things I could never do without
headphones, yoga, loud jewelry, water, lip balm, sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how being ENTP makes me both awesome and an asshole. And also, the paradox that I seem to make less and less sense the more questions I answer on here. What it means to be "true neutral" and the lessons I've learned from things I've done that I'll never do again.
On a typical Friday night I am
...I would not be an interesting or spontaneous person if I had a "typical Friday night" activity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am fundamentally misunderstood and it is problematic for everyone except me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you have something interesting to say. I apparently am a red and only "reply very selectively", but that's because people hit up my inbox just saying "hi" and nothing else. Seriously. I am telling you now that I do not respond to messages that are unoriginal or indicate that the writer has not read my profile.

Sidenote: If it's going to be a sleazy message, you had better be clever about it.