I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.... but i will live with it.
However , if you weren't born a woman... i'm really not interested in how you look now.....
Mothers day has come and gone... where has the year gone ..
When my dog farts... it smells like burnt popcorn ... so im never really sure....
I'm so sweet i drink my ice tea without sugar and with lemon...but i'm not sweet enough to be anyone's sugar daddy.
Until I came online I never realized that all the beautiful, sexi blonds in the world came from Ghana and Nigeria .. ;)
HI, i'm Ron
If you are not looking for a nice guy with a twist.. might as well stop here.....
Points for knowing what a TARDIS is and who has one.....and Dive Dacor ;)
You only live twice, or so it seems, one life for yourself and one for your dreams ... 007
I live on the westside and work at the base repairing airplanes for the Navy.
Yes I know this is long, but I have tried to make it entertaining, well at least the last half is ;) and truth full. Its only as long as you want it to be.
If you like what you read, say HI....
If you have no sense of adventure or humor ... stop reading now and look else where ...
I'm looking for a friend, lover and hopefully more.
I have a broom, can I sweep you off your feet? ;) But I don't talk to "ghosts" ,so if you want a reply back, please include a real and recent photo ;)
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
All my life I have been a good boy, but now i'm thinking, what the hell ;P
Like most, if not all the men on here, i'm very shallow and looking for a super model/playmate who is rich and can fly me to the playboy parties in her private jet.
She will insist that I don't work,and that I share all her super model friends when she is not around.
If you made it this far .... A sense of humor is always a good selling part ...Hard to find a woman with one anymore, you all seem to take everything so seriously.
Retired Navy P-3 flight engineer .. Orig from Chicago (Schaumburg 72)... traveled and lived all over the world, (love Spain)
I am such a nice guy, (and nice guys are what you say you are looking for...and don't confuse nice with boring...) I drink my ice tea with lemon but no sugar..cause im so sweet already. (but not sweet enough to be a sugar daddy)
Lets see if we even like each other before we spend the day together.
However, by the 5th date, a cruise might be in order ..
I'm the kind of guy you tell all your friends and parents you are looking for ... but....
It seems to me, many woman say they want a nice guy, but always choose the guy that treats them badly.
I enjoy anything on, under and in the water. Even snow if I don't have to shovel it.
I do so love a woman who wears high heel , thigh high boots ...in bed ;)
If makeup is something you do naked in bed after an argument, not something you wear on your face ... that's a good start
If your ideal retirement home or vacation room is a hammock between 2 palm trees or 2 sail boat masts .... that's a good start
Do you end up throwing away almost unused makeup that's gone wayyyy over its expiration date cause you almost never use it ...that's a good start
If you do housework in the nude, and answer the door that way when the UPS guy drops by ... that's a good start (heck, you didn't invite him).... (same for the Jehovah witness people in the white shirts and ties)
Cooking in nothing more then an apron ... thats a good start too :)
If you live somewhere far away, i'm always up for a vacation. But I only like the small local hotel, near the beach if there is one. But still close to your house so we can spend a lot of time together.
If you are freaky in bed and an exhibitionist out .. and in too, that's always a good start.
Being bi and liking to share is good too :)
I love to kiss, long and soft, both sets of lips :*
If you have a hard time getting your photos posted on here because they are too risque .. that's a good start.
You want to go to a nude beach, just have not found the right bikini to take off once you get there... that's a good start ;) (try www.the-bikini.com)
Skinny dip is not something you eat with chips ... its something you do ... as often as possible ... ;)
"Sex on the beach" and a "slow cumfortable screw" are not just drinks, but enjoyable past times ...that's a good start... or finish to a fun evening
If "painted on jeans" is more then a line in a song to you, but also a fashion statement .. that's a good start
I'm not someone who gets overly jealous if my girlfriend flirts with others, its nice to know other men and women find my girlfriend as interesting as I do ;)
If feeling kinky is not something you feel in your back when you wake up in the morning, but a way of life ...that's a good start.
There are no "notches" in my bed post ... rope burns however.... ;)
If you have your own set of well worn handcuffs ... that's a good start :)
I have been told i'm "sponge worthy", what ever that means ...(back wash in the shower?)
I'm willing to try just about anything 4 or 5 times, I never know, I might have done it wrong the first few times... just let me know ;)
If you show me all the rules, i'm sure I can show you how we can break most of them ...
I'm very low maintenance ... my ideal dress are flip flops, (not the plastic ones), shorts and t shirt ... but only in public when I cant be totally naked ;)
Leather flip-flops are formal wear under most, but not all, conditions ..
I'm very oral... love to kiss, as to where, it depends on how dirty your mind is ... but the dirtier the better ;P
Foreplay is important and should be fun.....do I need to say more?
Love a woman I can carry on a conversation with, need to do something for the other 23 hours a day.
Even though I can do my best work in the dark by feel ... I love low lights so I can see into your eyes..
I'm vegan by proxy ..only eat animals that are vegetarian already ;)
If you have any questions, just ask ... honest answers given always.
But in the end, i'm looking for a friend, lover, and who knows where it might lead ..someone you can trust enough to untie you from the park bench after an evening of love making ;)
Just a P.S. ... why do women put photos in here of them in a wedding dress, a very recent photo of them 8 months pregnant,( with the latest ultrasound ) , with friends that are lot cuter then they are ( does anyone ever send them a email that says, "i'm not interested in you, your hott girlfriend in t