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  • Ages 20-31
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I took a quiz earlier today and this is what it had to say:

You’re a person who appreciates taking it easy as opposed to being active 24/7. You’re a calm person and your attitude can’t help but rub off on those around you. You’re a down to Earth person who makes everyone’s life a little sweeter.

Maybe it's true, maybe it's not. At the very least, I think it's a solid goal.
What I’m doing with my life
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When I'm not geekin out, I do things normal people do to feel normal. Mostly primitive things, like eating good food, drinking good drinks, and finding ways to elevate my heart rate--fun thrills, cardio, or whatever. I enjoy myself as much as possible, which doesn't necessarily mean anything specific.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My brain...duh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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School has me reading nonstop. It's a solid outlet for my nerdiness, but I miss having time to read for personal pleasure.

In terms of movies, I movie-binge and no movie is too bad to watch until I get to a movie bad enough to end my binge.

Television is such a guilty pleasure. I use to watch way too many shows.

My musical taste doesn't quite match up with a genre. I dig live music.

As far as food, I try to eat healthy. My body is a temple, you know? And the temple must abide. I spend more money at Whole Foods than I do anywhere else. It's where I go when I feel homesick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my dreams and I don't mean it in the creepy, abstract sense. I quite literally spend a lot of time thinking about my dreams. I occasionally have stints where I can't remember my dreams, which causes me to feel a loose version of disappointment on the rare off chance that I notice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably having puns-a-fun:

-Who was the first hipster? You've probably never heard of him.
-When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
-Without Geometry, life would be pointless.
-A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
-Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
-Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
-Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
-It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just want to wake up to some sunlight sometime.
You should message me if
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Definitely do message me if you are a woman in a short skirt and a long jacket.