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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 10:28pm
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Fluently), German (Poorly), Danish (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you message me I promise lots of amusement in return. (Offer is limited to those who are easily amused and can tolerate/enjoy odd behaviour.) I'm especially good at quoting Monty Python and Rowan Atkinson. And talking about books. And ranting about anything. I can feign or work myself into outrage about the oddest things.

By conviction I'm a level 6 or 7 atheist and I think women should be barefoot and pregnant as much as possible. They should also enjoy comics, House MD and spankings. It might be time for me to take my medication. (Which reminds me, I think nothing is too serious to joke about, even if there are times and places where some of it is inappropriate, or just not funny, and I'm not actually on medication for anything other than allergies. And I'm a feminist Oh, and I'm not kidding about the spankings. Or am I?)

I am efficient, procrastinatic, and secular
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I go to work, hang out with my friends, spend time with my family. After a year back at uni (2006) I started a new career as a high school teacher. I teach math, science (general natural science), physics and technology, just not all of them every year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking too much. Getting things done when there's a looming deadline. Learning new stuff. Knowing lots of things about lots of stuff, and being a pain in the ass about it. (I'm barely a pain in the ass these days, mellowing with age.)

I'm pretty good at teaching. There's always room for improvement, but I've a handful of reliable messages of approval from students as evidence.

Reading too fast. I'm a book devourer. Slowing down to savour every sentence is just not an option.

Fantasizing. If I wasn't so impatient with myself and didn't chronically procrastinate I could be writing amazing SF and Fantasy. At least that's what I tell myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. Nothing they tend to inform me of later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a) Terry Pratchett's Discworld, Gaiman and Pratchett's Good Omens, Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon and Baroque Cycle... and lots more
(b) Fifth Element, Dogma, Shrek, The Shawshank Redemption, ...
(c) Whatever's playing
(d) I'm infinitely finicky, but there's neither room here for what I don't like nor what I do like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, food, warmth, books, friendship, bowling. (Actually I rarely bowl, but I needed a sixth thing.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. You should ask me about it some time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching TV, alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing. My new career as made me slightly paranoid about putting stuff on the internet. They're probably not out to get me, but better safe than sorry. :D
You should message me if
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You like any part of my profile and think I might provide short or long term amusement to you. Just the attention will guarantee you a response. :D It might be a boring response though, if your message and/or profile aren't fizzing with inspiration. ;)