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24 Madrid, Spain Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 26
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Bulgarian (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm actually here to make friends, not to date. If you want to date, just don't talk to me. Simple. I will delete any messages suggesting that you're interested in more than friendship.

If you don't live here or plan on coming here for a bit or for a long period of time, there's no point in messaging me. Unless you're an artist. Artists aren't that many and they're very spread out. I'm a writer, so I naturally seek like-minded people with similar hobbies. Don't see the point of having even more friends outside of Madrid than I already have at the moment.

Girls, feel free to message me if you're looking for someone to hang out with. Boys, you're free to do so too but... only as friends.

Don't know what to say. I have a few passions: writing, languages and acting. I'm a student, I work, I write, I die. I like beer a lot. And wine. Dry wine.

I just like being tipsy, really. And doing drunk stuff.

I have Aspergers, so I sometimes don't understand certain things about social behaviour and might come off as rude or insensitive. But I'm quite social in general. Wanted to be straight up about it before shit got weird. And I'm really tired of pretending and acting normal, honestly. It's extremely exhausting.

Love video games, books and going to the cinema. Pretty damn average.

If you like the same shit, just message me or whatever. Don't shove your dick in my face though.

Also, my name is not Naiva, stop calling me that, it irks me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, work, uni, languages (German mainly atm and I mix it up with Swedish and Russian to avoid getting bored)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being confused.
Figuring people out (I think).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would most likely do something that you consider to be weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows - Halt and Catch Fire, Orange is The New Black, Mad Men, Vikings, True Detective, Hannibal, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, South Park, etc.

Music - Anything that sounds good to me. It can be practically anything.

Food - There are two categories. I won't eat you if I'm at home but I'll eat the shit out of you if I'm outside, whatever you are.

Books - Too many and not enough.

Movies - Tooooo many. Preferably those extremely weird ones that make you go "The fuck?" like Inception, Donnie Darko, etc. And I love dramas. Love them. And The Lord of the Rings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Writing and video games, probably.
Talking to people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is a void, empty space full of white noise. Bzzz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully having wonderful brain sex with intelligent people.
Brain sex = good, intelligent and mature conversations, also vomits of creative activity.
No, it doesn't involve breaking skulls and jiggling brains into a farrago of mindless ecstasy.
You should message me if
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If you're not into small talk, like intense discussions, like or have an eccentric sense of humour and are open minded. Those are the main points.

If you think Lisbeth Salander is amazing and not weird or repulsive.

If you are open-minded and want to include new people in your life!

I won't talk to you if:
- You have no summary of yourself or photos.
- I notice you have not even taken your time to skim through my profile.
- You only send me a message with a "Hi", "Hey" or "Hola". I receive too many of those, you're not any different. I like small introductions at least, nothing over the top. Otherwise, why should I talk to you? I get too many messages.
- You compliment me on my physical appearance or flirt with me. I could give less of a fuck about your opinion on how I look. Shove it up your arse.

And if I see that you're racist, homophobic or sexist, I'll immediately stop talking to you.