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naivaklamx

23 Madrid, Spain Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Bulgarian (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), German (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm Polina from Bulgaria.
I can be a bit rude, I might come off a bit strong and aggressive sometimes. In other words, I will tell you exactly what I think. If you don't like me, that is solely your problem. I'm very open-minded, liberal and understanding, but I stick to logic and honesty most of the time. Although my overall moral values do not correspond to my sense of humour... I love South Park after all. In other words, I'm the kind of person you either love or strongly dislike. I'm so sarcastic that people don't realise I'm not being serious.

No, I'm not a party animal and I know this immediately qualifies me as boring in your perspective but trust me, the amount of fucks I give is equal to the number of rainbow coloured unicorns in existence.
I have strong opinions, I like intense discussions, I like people with passions.

I know this website is strictly for dating supposedly, but I am not here for that. I just like going with the flow, meeting new people and getting to know them, and it could progress further from there (for guys, I mean) or we could just be friends. It highly depends on how we get along in real life. This is called having realistic expectations and not forcing things, you bunch of pushy, butthurt boys.

So girls, feel free to message me if you're looking for friends to go shopping and do typical girl stuff with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
University. Stock Market and Investing. Languages (mainly German now). Writing. Gym.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing.
Figuring out people.
Sandwiches. And no, it's not because I'm a woman and I belong in the kitchen, kiss my ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My accent.
My abrasive personality.
They think I'm shy and innocent because I am tiny. What they forget is that smaller people are closer to hell. I have not hesitated to punch someone in the balls if they severely annoyed me. God be with you if I actually manage to grab them, you won't feel them for a good while.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows - Halt and Catch Fire, Orange is The New Black, Mad Men, Vikings, True Detective, Hannibal, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, South Park, etc.

Music - Anything that sounds good to me. It can be practically anything.

Food - There are two categories. I won't eat you if I'm at home but I'll eat the shit out of you if I'm outside, whatever you are.

Books - Too many and not enough.

Movies - Tooooo many. Any Will Smith movie. I like Star Wars but the new ones only (don't hate on me!), Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit and those extremely weird ones that make you go "The fuck?" like Inception, Donnie Darko, etc. And I love dramas. Love them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Writing and video games, probably.
Talking to people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is a void, empty space full of white noise. Bzzz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully having wonderful brain sex with intelligent people.
Brain sex = good, intelligent and mature conversations, also vomits of creative activity.
No, it doesn't involve breaking skulls and jiggling brains into a farrago of mindless ecstasy.
You should message me if
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If you're not into small talk, like intense discussions, like or have an eccentric sense of humour and are open minded. Those are the main points. Don't give a shit about how solid your abs are and how big your dick is - at that point of egomania you'd be sucking it yourself.

If you are open-minded and want to include new people in your life!