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29 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd just like to think all my PT's:

Richard Wilson
Albert Redwine
Future Hendricks
Richard D. James
Jodey Kendrick
Dominic Eulberg
Aubrey Drake Graham
Aidan Baker
Gui Boratto

And most of all:
Olaf and Karen Dreijer

Yes I use apostrophes to pluralize initialisms, little buddy, and it's gon' be OK.


Once upon a time, I had to special order my sambas and chuck taylors because stores didn't carry them. I had to special order my Folk Implosion albums. I was a loser for having an "e/n" site and trolling people on AIM.

I was a hipster back when it was called being an indie kid and made you a freak. Full steam ahead on late-twenties crisis.


I recently visited my homeland, and it honest to god made me want to give every last one of you an enormous wedgie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bungie jumping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-- I'm sorry.

I choose not to celebrate in a solely achievement-oriented society that implicitly structures all pursuits as a blood-letting of one's competitors.

[I am just kidding about this. "I want to be completely clear" lul.]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a very stern gaze, and I shake a person's hand very firmly, choosing to join into xir universe as a force of grace and power. They can always see in that first sobering moment of eye contact that I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This. This is the thing I listen to:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A steel hatchet
A magnifying glass
A sun proof tarp
A kindle full of classic literature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are you winning, son?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just all different stuff, including sometimes I'll just surf the internet for idk 14 hours.

Sometimes I'll be rolling my glutes and thighs because I screwed up my IT band.

Sometimes I go hang out with my relatives because I love them. I am caring and altruistic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every day, I wake up in the morning, and I search deep inside of myself for any notion or memory that will make me feel something other than dread, but all I can find is the aching, lonely ghost of my ability to love. I think it's because my parents got a divorce when I was young.

Sometimes I'll just cry all throughout the entire day, and I don't even know why. Like I'm just having normal conversations while I'm standing there with tears streaming down my face. Sometimes I can't tell if I'm having allergies or if life is just too hard.

I have neglected to own a pair of burnt sienna shorts.

You will be pleasantly surprised if we meet.
You should message me if
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you have a shitty attitude. No really, I don't know what it is.