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29 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm pretty sure I have that cat parasite (you do).

Soon I'm going to make a new profile. On a different website.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just seeing the world and being my best self through travel and focusing on my career and working hard but playing hard too. Also traveling and food, and spending time with family and friends because nothing is as important as family and friendship except maybe travel and personal excellence. I'm constantly learning and questioning the things around me, striving for perfection. I can shoot lasers out of my eyes, I have telekinesis, I travel, I am the Platinum Ranger (the most erudite and worldly of all the power rangers), and I can also invent new powers, plus I'm invincible and I can fly. But I'm thinking about going back to school to get my Masters in Volunteering.
I’m really good at
Always having a great attitude, no matter what.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sometimes they say "wow, you've got a lot of joy in your eyes," or "are you ok? you look like you're having a really profound moment."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wikipedia. Youtube. Youtube. Rephlex. Assorted.
The six things I could never do without
1. beef jerky
2. GAINZ
3. mY fEdOrA! #thisisstillsofunny MULLETS! LMAO! POCKET PROTECTORS!
4. drake
5. phat ringtones
6. the open road
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the hell do people stand around on the sidewalk or in a grocery aisle and wait until someone is about to walk past them to start walking? Are we friends now? Is that what friendship is here? Is this The Truman Show? Was I walking too fast and abrasively? Are you teaching some kind of lesson?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was literally a hipster before it was cool and I wish I could revoke your converse privilege.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you carefully read my profile on the edge of your seat and took in every word because I'm so special and interesting. I don't have time for any nonsense. (Note this disposition has nothing to do with the fact I'm here to begin with.) Also, if you have something more engaging to say than "Hi, I read your profile and I think we may have a lot in common; I noticed you were interested in rephlex records yet dislike electro, and I was wondering if you could recommend some good acid house because I'm a little tired of pop music too. Anyway, I'd love to chat and maybe you can let me know how much of what you say is tongue-in-cheek because my life doesn't revolve around being vicariously embarrassed for others to feed my infallibility complex, i.e. I don't project my need to be a corny tryhard-- I mean cool badass-- onto other people, and I think you might be kidding some" and if you can communicate in complete sentences without using slang, metaphors, similes, any other figurative language, or acronyms invented after the year 1985, and also if you're not just staring at my body having disgusting sexual thoughts about my naked, sweaty breasts pressed against your face like all the other men who are constantly ogling me and wishing they could get into my pants because all they care about is having sex with me and rubbing their big nasty hands all over me because they just can't resist being savage naughty beasts in the presence of my curves.