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lovingbeardman

30 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am going to write a normal profile now. This will contain valid information about myself and my life to help you decide if you might like those things.

Hi. My name is ______, and I am a stable, functioning adult. I am so stable and functioning, in fact, that I have trouble taking this, or anything, seriously. What hypothetical/random strangers think I ought to do is so unimportant to me that you could reasonably call it a flaw. That's why this is so awkward.

All in all, I like working. It involves traveling sometimes, which I do under duress. Not that I've ever regretted ending up next to a beach or mountain creek, but I can't claim to be a "travel" person either. From what I gather, this should be a great source of shame and disappointment, and I'm sorry. I ask that you please balance this shortcoming with the rest of what you see here, and consider me for speaking to regardless.

I do like going out and walking around. Restaurants and drinking? Check. Fitness and nature? Oh yeah. If you've got a synthesizer with a subwoofer attached, I've got a brownie with my name on it.

Let's see, I didn't grow up here, but you wouldn't be able to tell where I grew up, so I'm not going to tell you. You'll have to guess. This adds to the mystery of reading the profile and makes you curious to learn more.

(I feel like I should be clear here that I *hilariously* out-function many people who are wildly up their own asses about what type-a power rangers they are. I'm laid-back because I focus. Some of you wouldn't know the moon if it came and bit your finger off. I just don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about why I don't act like a thirsty millennial saltlord.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well that's kind of an assumptive question, isn't it.

I'm hedging my bets in every way I know how, in order to not die for as long as possible. Other than that, I'm heavily preoccupied with digital music and exercising.

I've sunk far more time into video games and random tv marathons than I care to admit, and don't act like you haven't too. I do go through phases where I read quite a bit. It's just what I read is mostly crap. (Unless you told me to read it; then it was good. Also . . . nevermind.)

(I actually don't play video games as much as I used to, but just pretend I do in case you were planning on having a problem with that. In fact, pretend I said I'm a gamer. Hell, for our purposes I'm playing starcraft right now as I type this.)

Here's *not* my idea of a cool life:

Going around taking pictures of food. Demanding organic or imported goods and pretending it makes me erudite as opposed to snobby. Activities where 80% of the point is that I get to post pictures on social media and create a narrative about myself being active and interesting. Acting like the cast of scrubs. Acting like someone else's clothing or way of speaking is somehow impinging on my rights or violating my space in public. Being *delusional as shit* about how I stack up against others on the altruism ladder. Spending a bunch of money and free time on travel I wasn't actually in the mood for, in pursuit of aforementioned photographs and narcissism.

Just, in general, my idea of not a cool life is doing a bunch of classist leisure shit and then pretending that makes me bohemian.

And I'm not saying I don't blow resources on stupid activities or even travel. I'm just saying I don't act like it makes me special.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Typing.

No, that's pretty much it, and trust me, I am milking it.

. . . But if you need a beat, I've got beats. For real.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not transfixed, wide-eyed, just because you deigned to speak to me. Seriously, is California leaking or has it always been like this?

Almost every day, someone assumes I'm dull or stupid just because I'm not some conscientious citizen busybody, and I derive a shameful amount of joy from the typical outcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite things are musical things people make and post on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dn9MD0S0gE

Every book I have ever been forced to read since middle school is my favorite book. Oh, but I also read Salinger that one time. List pending./s

I do really like Trailer Park Boys, and Curb and all that stuff, but it's been a while because TV is the first thing that falls off my list. I am totally down af for some reality show marathons, though. I was not playing around about that. I wish Abby Lee Miller were my mom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
______
Internet
Running
Electronic music
Um my trusty uh . . . key
uh You!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dual bandpass quotables

lately this

http://hyperdiscordia.crywalt.com/library_of_babel.html

How we were all better off when easily-indoctrinated mobs stuck to the spiritual/ephemeral issues.

How sad it is that so many refuse to consider the parallels there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually eating too much food and/or _________ too much ____ and watching too much netflix/youtube. Or shitting my pants because work. I do these things with others sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I almost drowned when I was a kid but instead of the instinctive drowning response, I doggy paddled, so I'm pretty much a hero and you have to respect me.

I would have a much easier time filling out this profile in a positive way if I weren't cognizant that many of you act like you're the only living person who should be permitted to have a bad attitude (and that's probably why we're both here).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This crazy world is tearing us apart so just message me. My heart is open to all messages.

If you have strong opinions about social justice issues, you should *definitely* message me. I think you'll really like it a lot.