We did the furries wrong.
I can comfortably type at ~90 wpm, bursting as high as 120 wpm.
Keeping a straight face.
[Modest Mouse (90s Modest Mouse), Sonic Youth, Pavement, Why?, Palace Music, Trail of Dead, Acid Mother's Temple, Hella, Dungen, Kayo Dot, Aidan Baker, etc.
These are things I listened to before I got tired of guitar music when I was like 20.]
Drake is the hugest swag-jacking douche in the entire galaxy. Other than maybe A$AP Rocky.
• You seek spiritual fellowship and can perceive the color of my heart.
• You figured out one of my online personas and want to try to blackmail me.
• My picture and my words have evoked feelings of love and/or joy.
• You know a weird youtube channel.
• You want to know a youtube channel.
• You hate me and want to have an argument.
• You want to talk about the fact I read Y the Last Man and greatly enjoyed it because I'm not gonna stalk you at work, lady.
• You are, like me, not quite where you want to be health-wise and would like a fitness buddy. ("quite.")
• You received a vision and I was part of it.
• You just want to have a low key spar. (Mentally, pervert. A mental spar.)
• You're hoping I'm going to message you -- I'm probably just going to have a heart attack instead.
• You know how to make bullet points; didn't there used to be a way to make bullet points
• (Yes, I know these are bullet points, but I had to paste the character manually and it doesn't indent wrapped lines.)