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29 M Seattle, WA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:18pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'd just like to think all my PT's:

Richard Wilson
Albert Redwine
Future Hendricks
Richard D. James
Jodey Kendrick
Dominic Eulberg
Aubrey Drake Graham
Aidan Baker
Gui Boratto

And most of all:
Olaf and Karen Dreijer

Yes I use apostrophes to pluralize initialisms, little buddy, and it's gon' be OK.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bungie jumping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Let's face it; very few people are very good at anything.

I'm decent with music and computers. I can spin a story sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my bitching sneakers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Again, let's face it: Everything is fucking shit. It's not like we're all going to the opera.

I have pretty good taste about some things, but seriously why does everything have to be the movie Garden State? Why are we all John Cusack in High Fidelity (yes, I know it was a book first) all the sudden? I honestly don't have the time or mental energy to devote to all five of these categories. And anyway, I think what's important is I like to try new things, so if we like completely different stuff, that's almost a good thing because we'll be pooling our resources.

I sure do love me some of the new acid house going around, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A steel hatchet
A magnifying glass
A sun proof tarp
A kindle full of classic literature
Cannabis seeds

Oh wait...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death and how I hope it doesn't hurt too much when I die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just all different stuff. I mean seriously.

Not bar hopping? Is that the salient info?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every day, I wake up in the morning, and I search deep inside of myself for any notion or memory that will make me feel something other than dread, but all I can find is the aching, lonely ghost of my ability to love. I think it's because my parents got a divorce when I was young.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Everything doesn't have to be some kind of god damned job interview.