hatingbeardman
30 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
I'm so subversive that at some point, I subverted my own subversiveness. I'm not even kidding.

We did the furries wrong.
What I’m doing with my life
Driving in the mornings and busing on the weekends.
I’m really good at
Synthesis.

I can comfortably type at ~90 wpm, bursting as high as 120 wpm.

Keeping a straight face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I assume it's my aura. Or, you know, my presence. Maybe some people can smell really well?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really like electronic music (trap, acid, breakcore, tech house, etc., not crazy about twerking and brostep). *gaze (but not dreampop). Hip hop.

[Modest Mouse (90s Modest Mouse), Sonic Youth, Pavement, Why?, Palace Music, Trail of Dead, Acid Mother's Temple, Hella, Dungen, Kayo Dot, Aidan Baker, etc.

These are things I listened to before I got tired of guitar music when I was like 20.]

Drake is the hugest swag-jacking douche in the entire galaxy. Other than maybe A$AP Rocky.
The six things I could never do without
That's private.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Spooky existential things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shitposting, having a private elliptical rave (hang cleans optional), or chilling with family and/or friends. (sometimes: vocal formants.)
You should message me if
There are many cases:

• You seek spiritual fellowship and can perceive the color of my heart.
• You figured out one of my online personas and want to try to blackmail me.
• My picture and my words have evoked feelings of love and/or joy.
• You know a weird youtube channel.
• You want to know a youtube channel.
• You hate me and want to have an argument.
• You want to talk about the fact I read Y the Last Man and greatly enjoyed it because I'm not gonna stalk you at work, lady.
• You are, like me, not quite where you want to be health-wise and would like a fitness buddy. ("quite.")
• You received a vision and I was part of it.
• You just want to have a low key spar. (Mentally, pervert. A mental spar.)
• You're hoping I'm going to message you -- I'm probably just going to have a heart attack instead.
• You know how to make bullet points; didn't there used to be a way to make bullet points
• (Yes, I know these are bullet points, but I had to paste the character manually and it doesn't indent wrapped lines.)
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