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30 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:59pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Well hello, friend. I'm mighty happy you stopped by my profile.

I hope you'll look through these facts and secrets about me and something will tickle your fancy or open your heart.

I love the heart and the fancy, so just drop me a line if it does now. I'm looking out for a Mrs. Beardman, and some of you are just cuter'n I don't even know what.

-- Your future husband
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
DJing, but with big slices of logs instead of records.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sticking to a premise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a very stern gaze, and I shake a person's hand very firmly, choosing to join into their universe as a force of grace and power. They can always see in that first sobering moment of eye contact that I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite things are musical things people make and post on youtube
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A steel hatchet.

That's pretty much it. You can survive a lot of stuff with a steel hatchet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dual bandpass quotables

And my trusty boots. I'm always frettin about them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting and contemplating while sipping cider.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I cry throughout the entire day, and I don't even know why. I think maybe this hard, oak mind just can't say what my big ol' hickory heart feels.
You should message me if
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you want to get married.

(or if you can tell me another comic book to read)