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29 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:25pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
~ UPDATE: This profile has been enhanced with hearts and shit, out of respect for your feelings. ♥ ~


I'm pretty sure I have that cat parasite (you do).

xoxoxo Soon I'm going to make a new profile. On a different website.

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What I’m doing with my life
,.-'`'-.,.-'`'- I'm just seeing the world and being my best self through travel and focusing on my career and working hard but playing hard too. ♥ Also traveling and food, and spending time with family and friends because nothing is as important as family and friendship except maybe travel and personal excellence. ♥ I'm constantly learning, questioning, and striving for perfection, so that I may protect those dear to me, inspiring them to reach their stars. ☼ I can additionally shoot lasers out of my eyes, I have telekinesis, I travel, I am the *Platinum* Power Ranger, and I can also invent new powers, ☼ plus I'm invincible and I can fly. But I'm thinking about going back to school to get my Masters in Volunteering. -'`'-.,.-'`'-.,
I’m really good at
☺ Always having a great attitude, no matter what.☻

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The first things people usually notice about me
♫ Sometimes they say "wow, you've got a lot of joy in your eyes," or "are you ok? you look like you're having a really profound moment." ♣
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
♥ ☼ Wikipedia. Youtube. Youtube. Rephlex. Assorted. ☼ ♥
The six things I could never do without

1. beef jerky
3. mY fEdOrA! #thisisstillsofunny MULLETS! LMAO! POCKET PROTECTORS!
4. drake
5. phat ringtones
6. the open road

<3 "... you are my everything ..." <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
~ Why the hell do people stand around on the sidewalk or in a grocery aisle and wait until someone is about to walk past them to start walking? Are we friends now? Is that what friendship is here? Is this The Truman Show? Was my walking too selfish and abrasive? Are you teaching me some kind of lesson? ~

♥ xoxo

~ Please note that I'm super serious and angry about this. In fact, this whole profile is basically my polemic against the human species and Good. #FuckThisEarth #JadedGemstone ~ #Joy #Peace
On a typical Friday night I am

bungie jumping

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I watched March of the Penguins for a solid 45 minutes before I realized it wasn't just the best CGI I had ever seen.

(っ◕‿◕)っ #Swerve ♥
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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if you carefully read my profile on the edge of your seat and took in every word because I'm just so special and interesting. ♥ I'm an amazing unique person with no time for pointless nonsense, so you better put in some effort if you want to stand out from the little boys. ♥ (Note: This disposition has nothing to do with the fact that I'm still here.) Also, if you have something more engaging to say than "Hi, I read your profile and I think we may have a lot in common. I noticed you were interested in rephlex records yet dislike electro, and I was wondering if you could recommend some good acid house because I'm a little tired of pop music too." xoxo "I'd love to chat and maybe you can let me know how much of what you say is tongue-in-cheek since my self-worth doesn't depend on vicarious embarrassment for the people around me, i.e. I don't project my need to be a tryhard cornball onto others, so it occurred to me you might not be a douche constellation" ♥ and if you can communicate in complete sentences without using slang, metaphors, similes, any other figurative language, emoticons, or acronyms invented after the year 1985, ♥ and also if you're not just staring at my body having disgusting sexual thoughts about me with your big, strong, nasty hands.

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