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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:59pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I been in bombers and sambas for like 2 years now.

Though honest to god for like 22 years now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think these questions are stupid so I'm just going to put whatever I want here.

Mostly I'm going to bitch about Seattle even though I've been living here for 8 years. And I'm going to play it up a little just because I know it makes your butts explode.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Here's a small mirror for you: Even my mom who visited from out of state asked me about the whole purse-lipped "how dare you fucking talk to me" vibe. She went out for like one day. It takes one day for a normal 60-year-old woman to start wondering wtf your problem is. I just told her you're all on heroin.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I assume it's my aura. Or, you know, my presence. Maybe some people can smell really well?

Maybe they just ignore me because I don't demonstrate my free spirit by dressing like a Nazi coalminer with sleeve tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really like electronic music and shoegaze. Not so crazy about MTV, Pitchfork, Billboard, KEXP, etc.

I don't really care for adult Taylor Swift fans, especially not the semi-ironic ones. You are the turboleftist saltlord version of a brony, just FYI.

Additionally, fuck Drake.

Seriously, I like music that doesn't suck. I like music that's like drugs. If someone is a good storytell, they can fuck off. Play something that makes the air attack me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It's interesting how they dropped the only question that tells me anything about you, but this shit still made the cut.

I guess soon I'll be able to log into a county registry and just browse your trash. Pffffft statism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How sad it is that things which used to indicate you didn't give a shit and were probably an outcast now indicate you're mainstream and probably an ankle snob. Somewhere there's a Seattlelite kid binding his ankles even though they're already like 6 inches in circumference and he wears lots of rubberbands + tape everyday. Soon he'll be the chillest kid inhaling farts in Neumos due to his head start on ankle mutilation (he hopes to make 5 1/2 this year).

How if I reflect on life long enough, it's like repeating a familiar word over and over.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Backpacking across Europe on a snow board.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:

I play, heavily, with dissociation techniques, in the hope that I will feel towards myself just as I feel towards anyone else. Probably less than I feel towards my potential "significant other." Not that I think such a thing exists. ;-)
You should message me if
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You didn't fill this part of your profile out with an enumeration of things you find exasperating.

Or if you did, at least you didn't start talking about spelling. OMG you're such a good speller. So exacting in your demand for pre-1990s acronyms only; you must be a poet laureate or something.