Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I am so happy you have visited my profile. I'm not so great
at summarizing myself, so if you want to learn more about me, you
should probably just message me!
Overall, I am a very nice, normal guy who wishes to participate in
society. Probably because I am so considerate and positive.
This is all bullshit that I wrote when I was feeling sarcastic
about how I refuse to pander to dumbass expectations.
Also, I'm from the south and know swamp magic. Bizarrely, I find
that I have less of a southern drawl than many people from rural
Washington. (I have the cadence but no twang. I am a twang-negative
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job which permits me to use my technical skills to help
people, and it's also improving my cognition for things I love such
as music. I also get to travel!
That's right! If you date me, you might get to TRAVEL
That's a T and an R and an A followed by a V then an E and an L.
TRAVEL. Going from one place to another. Taking photographs
somewhere else instead of here! Pointing and haggling! We may even
make British friends -- or go bungie jumping!*
I don't work for Amazon, though. Amazon is just so bad. I just look
around this community, and I just think "look at all these fucking
light wash jeans just fucking up my community."
[* I travel mostly under duress and don't particularly like it,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Typing. Music appreciation. Uh talking about my feelings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people tell me they either notice how blue my eyes are or how
deep my voice is. Lately I get beard comments.
Oh and I'm quiet. Sometimes people think I'm dumb; that usually
goes pretty well for them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh food! I love all kinds of food!
You name it, and it's *so* yummy!
I also like movies!
My favorite movie is The Big Lebowski. I didn't get it at first, so
coming to appreciate its subtleties was a growing experience.
I'm very literate, which makes sense because this is a very
literate and good city to live in!
Oh and music is outstanding!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and Friends
Facebook people on the real internet for the first time
Kombucha (I need the B vitamins)
Some hills to sprint up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dying in a natural disaster. And uh how to protect my future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends and loved ones, looking for a crowd to
stand in, or vegging out at home, probably with youtu - netflix.
Probably with netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can be a little messy, but I'm working on it.
I use emoticons, slang, non-standard abbreviations, and all kinds
of colloquial, grammatically incorrect speech. I can also write
circles around 99.99% of the people who frequently complain about
[In fact, if you frequently complain about those things, that's a
really good indicator to me that you are a poser.]
I don't really expect to meet anyone through OKC and I actually
stopped giving a shit like 3 years ago.
I sometimes wear sperrys just to annoy my community.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This crazy world is tearing us apart so just message me. My heart
is open to all messages.
Dare to be surprised by Love!
Or you know, if you just think I might be cute and realize my
attitude isn't as shitty when I'm not disillusioned with meeting
women via dystopian socialist robot.
I'm just kidding, lol. This whole thing, I'm just trying to yank
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