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29 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:59pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was a hipster back when it was called being an indie kid and made you a freak.

I'm not a hipster anymore, but the rest stayed pretty constant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bungie jumping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sticking to a premise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a very stern gaze, and I shake a person's hand very firmly, choosing to join into xir universe as a force of grace and power. They can always see in that first sobering moment of eye contact that I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This. This is the thing I listen to:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A steel hatchet.

That's pretty much it. You can survive a lot of stuff with a steel hatchet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bandpass filter quotables
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just all different stuff, including sometimes I'll just surf the internet for idk 14 hours.

Sometimes I'll be rolling my glutes and thighs because I screwed up my IT band.

Sometimes I go hang out with my relatives because I love them. I am caring and altruistic.

Sometimes I make funky electronic music because it amuses me and not because I'm a special snowflake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every day, I wake up in the morning, and I search deep inside of myself for any notion or memory that will make me feel something other than dread, but all I can find is the aching, lonely ghost of my ability to love. I think it's because my parents got a divorce when I was young.

Sometimes I'll just cry all throughout the entire day, and I don't even know why. Like I'm just having normal conversations while I'm standing there with tears streaming down my face. Sometimes I can't tell if I'm having allergies or if life is just too hard.

[Yes, these are jokes ffs.]

I have neglected to own a pair of burnt sienna shorts.

Sometimes I try to talk to people, and the next day a bunch of mods have looked at my profile. It's not that I don't know how to write a decent profile and send normal messages. It's that doing so makes me want to drive off a bridge.

(FYI, no mod has ever taken any action against me, but I bet more than one has wondered wtf your problem is.)
You should message me if
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I don't have any criteria. I like getting messages; just don't expect me to act like it's a job interview.

Also, if you happen to see me around in real life and wish I would message you, you're going to have to message me instead because I don't want to make you uncomfortable.