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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:56pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hello! I am so happy you have visited my profile. I'm not so great at summarizing myself, so if you want to learn more about me, you should probably just message me!

Overall, I am a very nice, normal guy who wishes to participate in society. Probably because I am so considerate and positive.

This is all bullshit that I wrote when I was feeling sarcastic about how I refuse to pander to dumbass expectations.

Also, I'm from the south and know swamp magic. Bizarrely, I find that I have less of a southern drawl than many people from rural Washington. (I have the cadence but no twang. I am a twang-negative southerner.)

What I’m doing with my life
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I have a job which permits me to use my technical skills to help people, and it's also improving my cognition for things I love such as music. I also get to travel!

That's right! If you date me, you might get to TRAVEL sometimes.*

That's a T and an R and an A followed by a V then an E and an L. TRAVEL. Going from one place to another. Taking photographs somewhere else instead of here! Pointing and haggling! We may even make British friends -- or go bungie jumping!*

I don't work for Amazon, though. Amazon is just so bad. I just look around this community, and I just think "look at all these fucking light wash jeans just fucking up my community."

[* I travel mostly under duress and don't particularly like it, actually.]
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Typing. Music appreciation. Uh talking about my feelings.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most people tell me they either notice how blue my eyes are or how deep my voice is. Lately I get beard comments.

Oh and I'm quiet. Sometimes people think I'm dumb; that usually goes pretty well for them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh food! I love all kinds of food!


You name it, and it's *so* yummy!

I also like movies!


My favorite movie is The Big Lebowski. I didn't get it at first, so coming to appreciate its subtleties was a growing experience.

And books!

Graphic Novels

I'm very literate, which makes sense because this is a very literate and good city to live in!

Oh and music is outstanding!

Progressive rock
Hip hop
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and Friends
Facebook people on the real internet for the first time
Kombucha (I need the B vitamins)
Some hills to sprint up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dying in a natural disaster. And uh how to protect my future family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends and loved ones, looking for a crowd to stand in, or vegging out at home, probably with youtu - netflix. Probably with netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can be a little messy, but I'm working on it.

I use emoticons, slang, non-standard abbreviations, and all kinds of colloquial, grammatically incorrect speech. I can also write circles around 99.99% of the people who frequently complain about these things.

[In fact, if you frequently complain about those things, that's a really good indicator to me that you are a poser.]

I don't really expect to meet anyone through OKC and I actually stopped giving a shit like 3 years ago.

I sometimes wear sperrys just to annoy my community.
You should message me if
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This crazy world is tearing us apart so just message me. My heart is open to all messages.

Dare to be surprised by Love!

Or you know, if you just think I might be cute and realize my attitude isn't as shitty when I'm not disillusioned with meeting women via dystopian socialist robot.

I'm just kidding, lol. This whole thing, I'm just trying to yank your chain.