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33 Charlottesville, VA Man


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Last Online
Dec 17
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Disclaimer: Ok So I tend to think fast and remember very well. This tends to get me in trouble with little things like showing your steps in math class and Grammer/Spelling. It is not that I don't care. It is more of if I slow down to worry about it I will lose my place and when I go back over it I don't actually see what I wrote but what I intended it to say. I can usually catch stuff after a couple of days and correct them so if something is just wrong or does not make sense ask or wait and it will most likely be corrected later.

Adendum: I am a programmer, now I know most of you think that means a person that creates programs. Well you are half right, it also means I am a pro-grammer. A single misspelling or missing punctuation mark can lead to an entire wasted day reading and reading code until you find the mistake. Working in that kind of environment I don't spend that much time worrying aboUT spelling and grammer.

So I am sure that everyone has heard the term thinking outside the box, which is usually a complement. I have a problem thinking inside the box. Ex: When I hear NASA is sending out probes using ion propulsion my first question was who gave the blind man a sling shoot. Some back ground for those who do not know ion propulsion uses a fairly light force to proppel things forward so light in fact it is completely useless down here in earth's atmosphere. That being said you can fit a vast amount of fuel in a small space so the idea is that it burns for a very long time and can achieve very fast speeds but it takes a long time to get there. So with technical info out of the way they are sending probes into space that can take years to achieve top speeds, with no way to quickly adjust the courses or stop them. Aka giving a blind man a sling shoot. That just an example.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work with computers and the internet all day. I program primarily web stuff right now. I will not say I am a web designer because I am the guy that makes it work not the guy that makes it look good. I am happy to leave it that way too. As such it is not uncommon for me to avoid being on the internet during my off time. So be patient, I promise I will try and make your time worth it.
I’m really good at
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I am good at computers, fixing them, programming them, beating them at their own games, oh and I have gotten pretty good at this breathing thing too I only forget a couple of times a day now. OH yea and being sarcastic. Almost forgot that one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Quiet, shy, smart ass, won't shut up. It all depends on who is around and how comfortable I feel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So who wants to spend the next month reading this list? Let’s just say that I have 5 big book shelves full of book, movies, video games, and TV series. I like just about anything that is mostly fiction. To me the whole point for reading and watching movies is an escape. So I stick to fiction, and avoid anything that sounds in any way plausible, like zombies.

Ok, I will list a few.
Authors: Goodkind, Tolken, Jim Butcher, Weis and Hickmen, Lois McMaster Bujold, Robert Jorden ( he can be a little hard to read toward the middle of the wheel of time)... You get the point sci-fi and fantasy.
Movies: Same as the books for the most part only throw in action and comedy. Examples: Long Kiss Good Night, Fifth Element, Matrix, Safari, and the Holy Grail of course. I love British humor. There are a lot more, trust me it would take a very long time.

TV: I don’t really watch TV I buy the series so what is on right now is not always what I am watching. It varies a lot, Bones, Mentalist, Star Gate SG1, Atlantis, Farscape, la Femme Nikita and Nikita (the new one even though they don’t really track very well).

Music is harder: My tastes vary depending on my mod. I like old Irish folk songs and classical music. Some main Stream alternative, rock, metal. Enya, Shinedown, 3 Days Grace, breaking benjamin to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good spell checker
Books ( because most of the time they get the ball started then you get the movies and games.)
A good place to hide from the insanity of the world
Sarcasm (becuase other wise I would have to take everyone seriously)
Italian food
One more thing to add to this list ( just wish I know what it was becuase then my life would be complete)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What chicken tasted like before the machines took over and turned us into batteries?
If you where to cut off a zombies head which part would still be alive the head or the body? Can you use the term alive to describe a zombie? Do you think they would find it insulting? How many people reading these right now think I am obsessed with zombies? Are there any cute girls reading this right now, that think being obsessed with zombies is hot? See what I mean by tangents.

Why my phone wants to correct worrying to worrYing.

Why does a bag of popcorn always has unpopped kernals? If you can put the unpopped kernels back in and pop them? If you can, would there still be some not popped? If you continue doing that would the last kernel only half pop?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching movies, playing games, going somewhere so that I can have fun on my weekend, or just getting stuff done so that I have time later to hang out with my freinds who apparently don't beleive in friday nights or weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I signed up for a online dating site. Shh don't tell anyone.

And yes I am a programmer so I had to put c++ as a language even thought it bumped up the dork factor, but hey I menentioned zombies, what seven times now already so what was there to lose.

FYI: I am not really obsesses with zombies, sorry to all the girls that thought that was hot from earlier, I had just finished Walking Dead before writing most of this.

I have a really smart ass or at least that is what people keep telling me. I must admit I am not clear on how they can tell.
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