I'm going to summarize Howard the Duck instead.
A botched science experiment transports Howard the Duck from his home planet of Duckworld to Earth. After he saves punk-rocker Beverly Switzler from a gang of hoodlums, she invites him to stay with her and the two become friends. When they discover that the same experiment that brought Howard to Earth also loosed the oogy evil Dark Overlords, Howard and Beverly hatch a scheme to defeat the Overlords and help Howard find his way home.
I am drawn to imaginative, creative, and artistic people.
If you're lucky, I'll teach you how to knit.
Because there's nothing hotter than a BOY WHO KNITS.
Perhaps a man.