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nanocreturns

32 Carlingford, Ireland Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Rather not say
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Irish (Poorly), Latin (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Returned emigrant and over-educated dilettante with an accent nobody can place accurately.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting for myself what all the king's horses and all the kings men could not do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the semantics of dead languages sound interesting (to a bunch of early medieval historians). Making syntax sound interesting (to a bunch of historical linguists mostly concerned with semantics.)

Making one of my examiners fall asleep during my Doctoral viva.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The walking stick or the glasses, I guess that depends on whether they see me sitting or standing...

Once I open my mouth it's...

English people in Ireland wondering where in England I'm from (except their part of England).
Irish People wondering where I'm from in Canada. (I've never been to Canada!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a geek who grew up in the '90s. That pretty much covers it.

Oh, and I like real ale, not your Diageo mass market stuff.

I have unashamedly trashy tastes in fiction... I couldn't be bothered opening any book written after 1940 that doesn't have a picture of a dragon, a spaceship, or a line of police tape on the front cover. Much the same feelings on films and studio albums.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
O2
H2O
C6H12O6 in varying isomers
complex amino acids
1,3,7-Trimethylpurine-2,6-dione
C2H6O in moderate solutions
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Using "walking the dog" as an excuse to go into the local, and see if anyone makes spaniel eyes at my springer spaniel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Get me drunk and find out!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't ask ignorant questions about why I need to use a walking stick at the age of 32.