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32 Carlingford, Ireland Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 14
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English, Irish (Poorly), Latin (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Returned emigrant and over-educated dilettante with an accent nobody can place accurately.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting for myself what all the king's horses and all the kings men could not do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the semantics of dead languages sound interesting (to a bunch of early medieval historians). Making syntax sound interesting (to a bunch of historical linguists mostly concerned with semantics.)

Making one of my examiners fall asleep during my Doctoral viva.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The walking stick or the glasses, I guess that depends on whether they see me sitting or standing...

Once I open my mouth it's...

English people in Ireland wondering where in England I'm from (except their part of England).
Irish People wondering where I'm from in Canada. (I've never been to Canada!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a geek who grew up in the '90s. That pretty much covers it.

Oh, and I like real ale, not your Diageo mass market stuff.

I have unashamedly trashy tastes in fiction... I couldn't be bothered opening any book written after 1940 that doesn't have a picture of a dragon, a spaceship, or a line of police tape on the front cover. Much the same feelings on films and studio albums.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
C6H12O6 in varying isomers
complex amino acids
C2H6O in moderate solutions
(i.e. air, water, food, food, coffee, alcohol!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't ruminate about things so much any more, but here's where I tell you I'm a queer friendly pro-life left wing liberal, and if that scares you off, it's probably for the best.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Using "walking the dog" as an excuse to go into the local, and see if anyone makes spaniel eyes at my springer spaniel. And by "walking the dog" I genuinely mean putting a lead and high-visibility jacket on the springer spaniel, and bringing her up to the village with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Get me drunk and find out!
You should message me if
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You won't ask ignorant questions about why I need to use a walking stick at the age of 32.