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31 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Irish (Poorly), Latin (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Spectacle wearing socialist quasi-academic living in London, with a tendency to get involved in mischief of the civil disobedience kind.

I've got to be slightly honest here, I'm more into women than men, but I can't stand the way straight women here want "straight men only" as if they can catch gayness from me just by chatting.

I'm very selective about guys, so please don't take offence, but don't be shy either. you never know, you might be my type :)
What I’m doing with my life
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writing occasionally for left wing publications, and turning up, when I can, to show solidarity with my comrades on the front lines of the class struggle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not wanting to say I'm "really good" at anything. Some people like my chilli chocolate cake, which is something.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Bernard Black from Black Books. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love really bad pre 1990 scifi. It's generally so bad it's good.
I have a small collection of hammer horror, and Bela Lugosi flicks in my DVD collection just to prove the point.

Yes, I could name a load of authors just to sound pretentious, because I have a degree (actually PhD) in English, but I couldn't be bothered. Except Yeats. W. B. Yeats still manages to touch me through all the layers of cynicism. "What rough beast, it's hour not yet come"... and all that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Trying to figure this one out in a new and beautifully fractured age of alienation.

1. People to talk to.
2. People who will talk back to me
3. People who will meet my gaze instead of ignoring my like some kind of dead automaton
4. people (fill in the rest)
5. people (fill in the rest)
6. people (fill in the rest)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I want to change the world for the better, but I can't do that alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's a typical Friday night? I might be working late, starting the weekend early, or curling up on the couch to watch a film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Get me drunk and find out!
You should message me if
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You don't find comfortable silences uncomfortable.

No Tories please. No yellow Tories who call themselves "liberals" either.

No TERFs, No misogynists, no homophobes.

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