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napoleonmartini

26 / M / straight / Single

Edinburgh, United Kingdom

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
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Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
—
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
—
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Afrikaans (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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I am hilarious, evil, and poor.

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My Self-Summary

My father was a Rhodesian Outlaw, My mother a French Teacher.

Today I live as an eternal art student drinking Rum on the long beach of life.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a Graphic Designer and Bartender.

Finished uni after a seven year slog, but hey it was worth it!

I work in a great bar in Edinburgh at the weekends and at the moment I'm designing the 99 Hanover Street menus again

I’m really good at

Reading, Sailing, Drinking and ruining relationships

The first things people usually notice about me

The trail of tidy selves I leave behind me

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) my favoutite books are:

The Great Gatsby F.S.F The Great Shark Hunt H.S.T Nausea J.P.S The Rum Diary H.S.T Casino Royal I.F

(b) my top five movies are: (in no particular order)

Ameile Shooting Fish Apocalypse Now Breakfast at Tiffany's Anything by Wes Anderson

(c) Wow music I love everything.

The Flaming Lips, Depeche Mode and Dire Straits are the guys I make time for. Paul Anka, Joy Division, U2, The Chilli Peppers, Johnny Cash all fantastic.

(d) Food I'm a snob. I cook a lot and love it all. Risotto, Pasta, Beef, Venison, Partridge, Quail Eggs....

The six things I could never do without

1. Rum 2. Coke 3. Ice 4. Limes 5. Moleskine Pocket Note Book 6. Pencil

I spend a lot of time thinking about

This used be be about swaping brains! I swear it was... so in respect to the old question these are the people I'd like to swap with...

2000's Glad to be me 1990's Dave Gahan 1980's Robert Maxwell 1970's A dying/dead Jack Kerouac 1960's Salvador Dali 1950's Hunter S. Thompson 1940's Robert Cappa 1930's Picasso 1920's Marcel Duchamp 1900's Picabia

These days I spend a lot of time thinking about... The future

On a typical Friday night I am

Serving drinks at villager

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

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I once made a list of all the girls I'd been a bastard too. And didn't do anything to make it right...

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