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naschner

26 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We'll just say we met on Tinder.

I'm from Nashville, TN but Denver feels like home now. Just like everyone else on this site I love to climb, ski, camp, hike, surf... anything and everything outdoorsy. I spend a lot of my free time at concerts. I'm a big fan of dive bars. And other bars. I can cook, parallel park like a boss, and kill spiders for you (or just pick them up and put them outside).

This is awesome. If you don't like this we can't be friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For work I'm an attorney. I like what I do but it doesn't define me. In my free time I play a lot of soccer and try and get out as much as possible - weekend getaways or just going to a bar or a show with my friends. I love to travel. I'm in the process of saving up some money to take an extended trip to South America or Europe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skee ball, beer pong, flip-cup, FIFA soccer, real soccer, Ultimate Frisbee, falling asleep in uncomfortable positions, dropping obscure movie quotes, eating everything on my plate, talking to strangers, drinking, cuddling, rock climbing, trying new things, being pretty good at new things that I try (like golf), and tying knots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Life of Pi, Boomsday, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, A Song of Ice and Fire series.

Movies: The Blues Brothers, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers, The Princess Bride, Billy Madison, The Big Lebowski, Hook, and lots more.

TV: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Shameless, South Park, The League, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Archer, The Daily Show, Workaholics, Seinfeld, Tosh... Hooray for DVR.

Music: Almost everything, though I'm not a huge fan of country music, metal, or scream-o. This is definitely a conversation starter for me. Some bands/artists that I like:
-Big Gigantic
-The Beatles
-Led Zeppelin
-Beats Antique
-The Roots
-Kenny Rogers
-Thievery Corporation
-Flying Lotus
-Boombox
-Portugal. The Man
-A$AP Rocky
-Old Crow Medicine Show
-My Morning Jacket
-Ghostland Observatory
-Radiohead
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-The Doors
-The Grateful Dead
-Pink Floyd
-Biggie
-GRiZ
-Atmosphere

Food: I'm the least picky eater you will ever meet. My favorite cuisines are Indian, Mediterranean, Thai, and Italian. But that's not an exhaustive list. I want to try Ethiopian. I will also eat anything with avocado on it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 is pretty limited, even assuming that the basic necessities are covered...

Live music
Skis
Passport
Slow cooker
Ceiling fan
Chacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sports
What I'm eating for dinner
Writing my own screenplay or comedy routine (I'll probably do this at a Starbucks)
Puppies
Where I want to travel to next

The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes... Coolio did some of that shit.

If I was rich I would wear a brand new pair of socks every day, because the feeling of brand new socks is the best!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends grabbing drinks, at a concert, or crashing early so I can wake up early and get to the mountains.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My grandmother is the coolest person I know. If you think you're cooler than her, you're wrong.

I got nervous before my last job interview so I took a shot before walking out my door (well, 2 shots). I got the job.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You like to talk about music and go to shows and festivals.
-You have a good answer to this question: If you could see any artist/band in history when they were at their prime, who would it be?
-You have a good story, joke, or funny video to share.
-You want to learn how to throw a frisbee.
-You're looking for a climbing buddy or are fun to be around and want to learn how to climb.
-You need someone to be a guinea pig for a new recipe you're trying out.
-You love happy hours as much as I do.

I'm looking for interesting, funny, adventurous, and educated people who want to have a good time and see where things go. I'm open for something serious if the right person comes along but I don't feel the pressure to dive right in to anything.

There are so many of you that I find really interesting. So if I visit your profile and don't message you, please don't take it as a lack of interest. I just don't want carpal tunnel. Make a move ladies!