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naschner

25 / M / Straight / Single

Denver, Colorado

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:39pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
We'll just say we met on Tinder.

I'm an East-coast transplant to Denver but I grew up in the south. I only have an accent when I'm drunk, though. I'm outgoing and adventurous and I feel most in the zone when I'm doing something active. I love to climb, ski, camp, hike, surf... anything and everything outdoorsy. I've been playing soccer since I was 4. I also play Ultimate Frisbee (no, not the game with dogs). Sports are an important part of my life because they keep me sane and in shape, but I promise I don't talk about them all the time. I'm quite the conversationalist. I also dabble in guitar and spend a lot of my free time at concerts. I can't describe how much I love Red Rocks.

I'm a big fan of dive bars. And other bars.

I don't really know why I'm on this site. A good friend of mine just got engaged to a girl he met on here. Other than that, I really like meeting and getting to know new people. There is no checklist of things I'm looking for but I value honesty, loyalty, ambition, and trust. I want someone who is easy to talk to, cares about their health/fitness, and has a sense of humor.

I also like to cook. So yea, I'm kind of a catch.

This is awesome. If you don't like this we can't be friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o

KCCO.
What I’m doing with my life
I just graduated law school, so now I get to spend my summer hiding from the sun and studying for the Bar.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, winning people over, skee ball, beer pong, flip-cup, FIFA soccer, real soccer, Ultimate Frisbee, falling asleep in uncomfortable positions, not losing my temper, dropping movie quotes, eating everything on my plate, talking to strangers, drinking, cuddling, rock climbing, trying new things, being pretty good at new things that I try (like golf), and tying knots. In fact, I'm the captain of tying knots... if you know where that quote is from we should hang out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Life of Pi, Boomsday, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, A Song of Ice and Fire series.

Movies: The Blues Brothers, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers, The Princess Bride, Billy Madison, The Big Lebowski, Hook, and lots more.

TV: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, South Park, The League, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Archer, The Daily Show, Workaholics, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Tosh, and the Jeselnik Offensive, The Burn with Jeff Ross... Hooray for DVR.

Music: Almost everything, though I'm not a big fan of country music, metal, or scream-o. Here's a short list of artists that I like:
-Big Gigantic
-The Beatles
-Led Zeppelin
-Beats Antique
-The Roots
-Kenny Rogers
-Thievery Corporation
-Flying Lotus
-Boombox
-Portugal. The Man
-A$AP Rocky
-Old Crow Medicine Show
-My Morning Jacket
-Ghostland Observatory
-Radiohead
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-The Doors
-The Grateful Dead
-Pink Floyd
-Biggie
-GRiZ
-Atmosphere

Food: I'm the least picky eater you will ever meet. My favorite cuisines are Indian, Mediterranean, Thai, and Italian. But that's not an exhaustive list. I want to try Ethiopian. I will also eat anything with avocado on it.
The six things I could never do without
6 is pretty limited, even assuming that the basic necessities are covered...

Family
Friends
Music (shows and some tunes for the car)
Camping Gear
Climbing gear
Ski Gear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about totally random shit... song lyrics, sports, work, school assignments, what I'm eating for dinner, what I would like to eat for dinner if I could afford nicer things, TV shows, writing my own screenplay, puppies, animals in general, where I want to travel to next, the things on my bucket lists, food again, sex, cuddling techniques (I'm a pro), booze, the book I'm reading, the future, the present, funny stories and memories from my past, friends and family.

I think it's funny that some girls on this site are explicit in their profile that they "are not looking for a casual hookup/one night stand/friends with benefits." We get it. If you were, you probably wouldn't be on this site. But just because some guys send you the "DTF?" message doesn't mean you're hot shit.

The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes... Coolio did some of that shit.

If I was rich I would wear a brand new pair of socks every day, because the feeling of brand new socks is the best!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends grabbing drinks, at a concert, or crashing early so I can wake up early and get to the mountains.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My grandmother is the coolest person I know. If you think you're cooler than her, you're wrong. I have proof, too.

I got nervous before my last job interview so I took a shot before walking out my door (well, 2 shots). I got the job.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
-You like to talk about music and go to shows and festivals.
-You have a good answer to this question: If you could see any artist/band in history when they were at their prime, who would it be?
-You have a good story, joke, or funny video to share.
-You want to learn how to throw a frisbee.
-You're looking for a climbing buddy or are fun to be around and want to learn how to climb.
-You need someone to be a guinea pig for a new recipe you're trying out.
-You love happy hours as much as I do.

Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore.