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naschner

26 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
We'll just say we met on Tinder.

I'm from Nashville, TN but Denver feels like home now. Just like everyone else on this site I love to climb, ski, camp, hike, surf... anything and everything outdoorsy. I spend a lot of my free time at concerts. I'm a big fan of dive bars. And other bars. I also like to cook, especially when I have someone to share the meal with (but don't tell anyone).

This is awesome. If you don't like this we can't be friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o
What I’m doing with my life
For work I'm an attorney.
In my free time I play a lot of soccer and try and get out as much as possible - weekend getaways or just going to a bar or a show with my friends.
I love to travel. I'm in the process of saving up some money to take an extended trip to South America or Europe.
I’m really good at
Skee ball, beer pong, flip-cup, FIFA soccer, real soccer, Ultimate Frisbee, falling asleep in uncomfortable positions, dropping movie quotes, eating everything on my plate, talking to strangers, drinking, cuddling, rock climbing, trying new things, being pretty good at new things that I try (like golf), and tying knots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Life of Pi, Boomsday, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, A Song of Ice and Fire series.

Movies: The Blues Brothers, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers, The Princess Bride, Billy Madison, The Big Lebowski, Hook, and lots more.

TV: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Shameless, South Park, The League, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Archer, The Daily Show, Workaholics, Seinfeld, Tosh... Hooray for DVR.

Music: Almost everything, though I'm not a huge fan of country music, metal, or scream-o. This is definitely a conversation starter for me. Some bands/artists that I like:
-Big Gigantic
-The Beatles
-Led Zeppelin
-Beats Antique
-The Roots
-Kenny Rogers
-Thievery Corporation
-Flying Lotus
-Boombox
-Portugal. The Man
-A$AP Rocky
-Old Crow Medicine Show
-My Morning Jacket
-Ghostland Observatory
-Radiohead
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-The Doors
-The Grateful Dead
-Pink Floyd
-Biggie
-GRiZ
-Atmosphere

Food: I'm the least picky eater you will ever meet. My favorite cuisines are Indian, Mediterranean, Thai, and Italian. But that's not an exhaustive list. I want to try Ethiopian. I will also eat anything with avocado on it.
The six things I could never do without
6 is pretty limited, even assuming that the basic necessities are covered...

Family
Friends
Live music
iPod
Skis
Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sports
What I'm eating for dinner
Writing my own screenplay or comedy routine (I'll probably do this at a Starbucks)
Puppies
Where I want to travel to next

The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes... Coolio did some of that shit.

If I was rich I would wear a brand new pair of socks every day, because the feeling of brand new socks is the best!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends grabbing drinks, at a concert, or crashing early so I can wake up early and get to the mountains.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My grandmother is the coolest person I know. If you think you're cooler than her, you're wrong. I have proof, too.

I got nervous before my last job interview so I took a shot before walking out my door (well, 2 shots). I got the job.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You like to talk about music and go to shows and festivals.
-You have a good answer to this question: If you could see any artist/band in history when they were at their prime, who would it be?
-You have a good story, joke, or funny video to share.
-You want to learn how to throw a frisbee.
-You're looking for a climbing buddy or are fun to be around and want to learn how to climb.
-You need someone to be a guinea pig for a new recipe you're trying out.
-You love happy hours as much as I do.

I answered a bunch of questions a long time ago and they may or may not still be accurate. My interests have changed a bit. I'm looking for interesting, funny, adventurous, and educated people who want to have a good time and see where things go. I'm open for something serious if the right person comes along but I don't feel the pressure to dive right in to anything.