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My self-summary
* I'm currently in a relationship with the most wonderful man I could have ever asked to meet. It was surprising, sudden, and very welcomed. Odyss3ythecat, if you're curious or interested.

* I'm honestly only back on here because he's interested in experimenting. I have no interest in dating or forming a relationship outside of friendship with anyone but him.

* I'm a heteroflexible, outgoing introvert. I love to chat and go out, but you have to put in effort to really get to know me. I would describe myself as I've got a cute face, chubby waist, and thick legs in shape.

* FL name is "B0N3R_M4K3R" If you've got one, feel free to learn more about me there.
What I’m doing with my life
Generally spending all my free time with the boyfriend, dicking around, reading, watching Netflix, gaming, or trying to figure out what the fuck I want to do with my life that doesn't involve continuing to work in IT.
I’m really good at
I'm great at making people feel comfortable.

Cooking and baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor, generally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. A Song of Ice and Fire. To Kill A Mockingbird is an old favorite. Really I'm open to anything, so someone suggest a book and I might just look into it! I read pretty often but I don't keep track any more.

Movies: Too many. Let's go through my instant queue and then some: I Love You, Phillip Morris; I Love You, Man; Step Brothers; The Stuff; Pink Flamingo; Re-Animator; Total Recall; Kindergarten Cop; Velvet Goldmine; Trainspotting; Bronson; Jiro Dreams of Sushi; The Game; Sound of Noise; The Big Lebowski; Labyrinth; Best in Show; Cruel Intentions; The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover; Santa Sangre; True Grit; Secretary; The Man Who Fell to Earth; A Dangerous Method; Cabin In The Woods; pretty much anything Disney because I'm not even going to pretend I don't love me some musicals.
Well, that should at least give you an idea. Plenty more where that came from.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Dexter, Deadwood, Sopranos, Twin Peaks, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Aeon Fluxx, Archer, The Golden Girls, Star Trek, Nip/Tuck, Always Sunny, Scrubs, Strangers with Candy, American Dad, Tim and Eric, Daria, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Supernatural, Ahhh! Real Monsters, Rocco's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Dilbert, Dr. Katz, Angry Beavers, Sherlock, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story (addendum, don't fucking talk to me about Firefly. The fans ruined it for me, and not only have I not seen it, but I will not see it just out of spite. Kindly fuck off).

Music: Genuinely a little bit of everything. I tend to stay in rock (any kind, classic, alternative, etc) and I even like a little bit of country (classic mostly, none of this pop country shit) and older hip hop. Current favorites: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Die Antwoord, and Old Crow Medicine Show.

Food: is my best friend. I like it more than I like most people. Shellfish allergy limits what I can try but I'm great at editing recipes.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I really want to do with my life. Cats. New recipes. More cats. What's going to happen in Winds of Winter. Workouts I'll probably never do. Getting back into my subspace. Cats, obviously.

"I'm a sexy little otter."
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm probably chilling with bae and his cat.

Or gaming with ButtClan, probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk to myself. A lot.

And I cannot fucking stand Wes Anderson movies after Rushmore. I get why people like him. I just feel like he's forcing whimsy and Owen Wilson.
You should message me if
You're not a brony or furry.

You're not a weeaboo or otaku.

You're a lady interested in a threesome with me and my wonderful man.