I'm on the introverted side, so if you get pushy with wanting to meet up I'll probably shut down. I think I've gotten too used to self-depreciating humor.
I kind of live on tumblr. sassyourpantsoff.tumblr.com
I don't really know what I'm looking for right now. I don't think I really want anything serious at the moment but if it works out that way then that's okay, too. I'm not interested in couples. I've done it before and it's not for me.
If you have terrible grammar, don't message me.
Chances are if you're under 25, we won't get along like you hope we will. But give it a shot, whatever.
Genderqueer, trans*, etc. is cool for friends, but I'm generally into cisgen men and women when it comes to dating. Not to say someone else won't come along, it's just been my experience.
If you take the time out to read my photo description and still manage to get the original artist of my thigh piece wrong, you're not getting a response. It's an Alphonse Mucha piece, not Baroness.
Beards are preferable.
And sorry if I sound snarky. It tends to keep the creeps away. I'm actually really friendly!