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nataleehee

24 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:40pm
Orientation
Straight, Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an outgoing introvert. I love to chat and go out, but you have to put in effort to really get to know me. Not interested in dating anyone in an open relationship. It's cool if that's your thing, but it's not mine. We can still talk, though.

IF YOU ARE PUSHY WITH ME, THAT IS A RED FLAG. If I say I'm busy, I'm busy. If I keep saying I'm busy and you keep pushing, then you're out. Sorry not sorry.

I would love to be with someone that loves cooking and baking, and/or will eat damn near anything I make without complaining about it because I am a damn good cook and I ain't got time for no goddamn picky eaters.

I just got out of a relatively long term thing with someone I loved but wasn't in love with, but I'm the type to roll with the punches so I'm not going to limit myself as far as potential new relationships. I just moved back to Chicago from Portland, so I'm currently job hunting and then apartment hunting. I worked at an abortion clinic for a year and fuck that shit, bitches be ungrateful as hell. Feel free to ask me questions if you've got them, I love talking about it.

I love pitbulls but I am highly allergic to them. If you have one, let me know in advance so I can stock up on allergy meds. Previous experience with dog allergies suggests I will eventually develop a tolerance.

If you have terrible grammar, don't message me.

I would describe myself as I've got a cute face, chubby waist, and thick legs in shape.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Generally dicking around, gaming, watching Netflix, reading, chatting with my closeknit group of friends online, looking for a new job and an apartment. I'm considering buying a place.

Also considering going back to school for Early Childhood Education. Or maybe as a legal assistant? Really I just want to make a difference.

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at making people feel comfortable, if they'll let me in.

Cooking and baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor. I've also been told that I have soft skin and a nice ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. A Song of Ice and Fire. To Kill A Mockingbird is an old favorite. Really I'm open to anything, so someone suggest a book and I might just look into it! I read pretty often but I don't keep track any more.

Movies: Too many. Let's go through my instant queue and then some: I Love You, Phillip Morris; I Love You, Man; Step Brothers; The Stuff; Pink Flamingo; Re-Animator; Total Recall; Kindergarten Cop; Velvet Goldmine; Trainspotting; Bronson; Jiro Dreams of Sushi; The Game; Sound of Noise; The Big Lebowski; Labyrinth; Best in Show; Cruel Intentions; The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover; Santa Sangre; True Grit; Secretary; The Man Who Fell to Earth; A Dangerous Method; Cabin In The Woods; pretty much anything Disney because I'm not even going to pretend I don't love me some musicals.
Well, that should at least give you an idea. Plenty more where that came from.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Dexter, Deadwood, Sopranos, Twin Peaks, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Aeon Fluxx, Archer, The Golden Girls, Star Trek, Nip/Tuck, Always Sunny, Scrubs, Strangers with Candy, American Dad, Tim and Eric, Daria, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Supernatural, Ahhh! Real Monsters, Rocco's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Dilbert, Dr. Katz, Angry Beavers, Sherlock, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story.

Music: Genuinely a little bit of everything. I tend to stay in rock (any kind, classic, alternative, etc) and I even like a little bit of country (classic mostly, none of this pop country shit) and older hip hop. Current favorites: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Die Antwoord, and Old Crow Medicine Show.

http://www.last.fm/user/nataleehee

Food: is my best friend. I like it more than I like most people. Shellfish allergy limits what I can try but I'm great at editing recipes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Music
Internet
Phone
Netflix
Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I really want to do with my life. Cats. New recipes. More cats. What's going to happen in Winds of Winter. Workouts I'll probably never do. "I'm a sexy little otter."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gaming with ButtClan, probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to myself. A lot.

And I cannot fucking stand Wes Anderson movies after Rushmore. I get why people like him. I just feel like he's forcing whimsy and Owen Wilson.
You should message me if
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You're not a brony or furry.
You're not a weeaboo (those anime emoticons give it away. stop that).
You understand why fedoras don't actually make you look good.
You're not pushy.
No, I'm not interested in being your third, stop asking.
You have something more to say than, "hi".