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24 Poznań, Poland Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 26
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), German (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Constantly looking for cheap flights to new places and people who can show me their cities and introduce to interesting dishes. I'm charming and poor, take care of me.
!! NEXT STOP: BERLIN. I'm visting soon and my German is limited to 'Wo ist die Kirche' and singing about how much I love alcohol, so I think it's pretty clear I need someone to keep me from falling under buses and accidentally comparing a stranger's mother to a hamster. I'd love to see the city from a local's point of view ; the less tourist-y places, the better.

I visited more countries than I could possibly count [Barely Passed Maths Award Nominee, years 1997-present] and I can tell you one thing for sure: they are lying when they say travelling makes you wiser.

*** i'm joffrey.baratheon on skype. ye man. you knew i was hardcore but you never suspected i was THIS hardcore. *****
What I’m doing with my life
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in a nutshell but also:

Studying journalism. Also space monkeys. Learning languages everybody tells me not to. Trying not to be an asshole.

Not a lot of things in life offend me, but the popularity of The Big Bang Theory does.
I’m really good at
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* Pretending not to be hurt when a cat I wanted to pet blatantly ignores me.

* Making myself sad by thinking about Nikola Tesla for too long.

* Blaming inanimate objects for my various life failures.

* Hiding the fact that during boring conversations I'm thinking about how awesome Deadpool is.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most of my role models are miserable, bitter men who died in an awful way and I think it's saying a lot about my ability of making very poor life choices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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favorite games would be Dishonored, The Wolf Among Us, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, The Walking Dead, Silent Hill. currently trying to get into Bioshock and Far Cry, forever on the fence about Assassin's Creed. grew up on Baldur's Gate and Planescape: Torment. //no, i have not played the witcher. i WON'T play the witcher unless you pay me good money for it.

currently reading: the brothers karamazov, the name of the rose, a feast for crows, some lame Scandinavian thriller

shows that have my undying love: Parks and Rec, Adventure Time, Community, The IT Crowd, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Hannibal, Modern Family, Orange is the new black
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A few days ago, when I was in the middle of one of my existential, middle-aged dude crises, I heard a neighbour practicing her opera voice at 10:17 PM and I suddenly realized why all of the other middle-aged dudes in TV series always listen to dramatic music while drinking whiskey without water or ice.

Now watch me never reveal the reason to you because secretly I'm a jerk. (No, I'm actually pretty nice, here, have this virtual donut.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to bring mammoths back to life. Worrying about bees. Thinking about dogs. D O G S. puppies. Trying to absorb cr1tikal's powers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When a person with very high enemy percentage visits my profile, I go to the their questions section and cackle then get offended then cackle some more. I think it's because I'm dark lord Cthulhu.
You should message me if
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& You've uploaded a picture with an animal. Recent studies show I am unable not to reply to persons like that. Russian scientists are already writing a paper on this topic.

& You like alcohol. Various types of alcohol. Sometimes you think that your one true love is that chick you met when you were 12 and she was 11 and you were standing under a cherry tree on a bright sunny day -- but then you slap your forehead and remember your only true love is whiskey.

Now imagine I'm the alcohol. (I am. We, Poles, have vodka running through our veins, that's why we never had problems with vampires. Vodka. Instead of blood. Vampires need blood. Get it? Good.)