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natasharomanoff

24 F Lublin, Poland

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Polish (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a teenage necromancer [retired]. Most of my role models are miserable, bitter men who died in an awful way and I think it's saying a lot about my ability of making very poor life choices.

I visited more countries than I could possibly count [Barely Passed Maths Award Nominee, years 1997-present] and I can tell you one thing for sure: they are lying when they say travelling makes you wiser.

*** i'm joffrey.baratheon on skype. ye man. you knew i was hardcore but you never suspected i was THIS hardcore. *****
What I’m doing with my life
Studying journalism. Also space monkeys.

Not a lot of things in life offend me, but the popularity of The Big Bang Theory does.
I’m really good at
* Pretending not to be hurt when a cat I wanted to pet blatantly ignores me.

* Making myself sad by thinking about Nikola Tesla for too long.

* Blaming inanimate objects for my various life failures.

* Hiding the fact that during boring conversations I'm thinking about how awesome Deadpool is.
The first things people usually notice about me
That if you show even a mild interest in bees I will immediately fall in love with you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
name an adventure/RPG game, son, i bet you a cupcake i've played it ; currently playing Bioshock, Outlast, The Wolf Among Us and The Walking Dead.

currently reading: the brothers karamazov, the name of the rose, a feast for crows, some lame Scandinavian thriller

shows that have my undying love: Parks and Rec, Adventure Time, Community, The IT Crowd, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Hannibal, Modern Family, Orange is the new black
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A few days ago, when I was in the middle of one of my existential, middle-aged dude crises, I heard a neighbour practicing her opera voice at 10:17 PM and I suddenly realized why all of the other middle-aged dudes in TV series always listen to dramatic music while drinking whiskey without water or ice.

Now watch me never reveal the reason to you because secretly I'm a jerk. (No, I'm actually pretty nice, here, have this virtual donut.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to bring mammoths back to life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When a person with very high enemy percentage visits my profile, I go to the their questions section and cackle then get offended then cackle some more. I think it's because I'm dark lord Cthulhu.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
& You've uploaded a picture with an animal. Recent studies show I am unable not to reply to persons like that. Russian scientists are already writing a paper on this topic.

& You like alcohol. Various types of alcohol. Sometimes you think that your one true love is that chick you met when you were 12 and she was 11 and you were standing under a cherry tree on a bright sunny day -- but then you slap your forehead and remember your only true love is whiskey.

Now imagine I'm the alcohol. (I am. We, Poles, have vodka running through our veins, that's why we never had problems with vampires. Vodka. Instead of blood. Vampires need blood. Get it? Good.)