BORING!
Here are the things I hate:
Books:
Those small books released around Christmas that try to attract
buyers by sticking a swearword in the title.
Movies:
Romantic comedies where the male love interest has zero
personality, but is a perfect catch because he's smokin' hot and
likes our kooky heroine just the way she is.
TV Shows:
Disgustingly over-sentimental TV talent shows that think they're at
the centre of the universe.
Kids TV shows that try too hard to be like Teletubbies and Magic
Roundabout.
Kids TV shows that were definitely awesome when I was a lad, but
when rediscovered turn out to be utter shite (Super Ted I'm looking
at you).
Stage Shows:
What can you possibly hate about a musical.
Music:
English people singing with American accents. I could rant at you
for days about this.
Food:
Putting sweet things in savoury dishes e.g.
RAISINS IN RICE?
FRUIT IN BREAD?!?
Jam on toast. Notice that this is not capitalised as it is not so
much a hatred as a difficulty- it is undoubtedly tasty, but in what
situations can you possibly eat it? What time of day? I don't have
time for afternoon tea! I'm stumped.
On that subject, what can you eat spaghetti hoops with without
double carb-ing?!
