natchoman
26 London, UK
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My self-summary
I'm a left-handed British man.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to make music and telling our future generations to shut up and stop leaning back on their chairs.
I’m really good at
Sleeping on the tube and waking up in time for my stop.

Trombone. Tuba (ish).

Eating gluttonous quantities of biscuits.

Functioning on minimal sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
New-ish people always tell me I look like that guy off the telly. The comparisons are so diverse that I've come to realise my face is so generic that I resemble every single white guy with dark hair and maybe a bit of stubble.
Or perhaps it's just that all white people look the same.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BORING!
Here are the things I hate:

Books:
Those small books released around Christmas that try to attract buyers by sticking a swearword in the title.

Movies:
Romantic comedies where the male love interest has zero personality, but is a perfect catch because he's smokin' hot and likes our kooky heroine just the way she is.

TV Shows:
Kids TV shows that try too hard to be like Teletubbies and Magic Roundabout.
Kids TV shows that were definitely awesome when I was a lad, but when rediscovered turn out to be utter shite (Super Ted I'm looking at you).

Stage Shows:
What can you possibly hate about a musical.

Music:
English people singing with American accents. I could rant at you for days about this.
Bands who play with backing tracks. That's just karaoke without the fun.

Food:
Putting sweet things in savoury dishes e.g.
RAISINS IN RICE?
FRUIT IN BREAD?!?
The six things I could never do without
T
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N
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Tories make me sad.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what else I need to complete my 5 a day
On a typical Friday night I am
in love.
SATURDAAAY, WAIT!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...are things that I would freely admit in person but not on the internet. For now you can make do with my newfound pathetic fear of swallowing paracetamol tablets.
You should message me if
You want a piece of my lumps
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