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natemckn

25 M Senoia, GA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a musician, an independent filmmaker, and am also currently employed at an airline. I live in a town made famous by The Walking Dead, and I hate all of the tourists. I am an unsuccessful writer and blogger, but looking to change that. I also host a weekly political/pop-culture podcast, and am currently filming a documentary about the comedian Emo Philips, which has allowed me to travel all over the US and meet many celebrities this year. If you search IMDb for the film Stalking Emo, you'll find me! I play guitar, piano, and tap on things with my fingers. I once made a basket at summer camp.

I want to write more here, but I feel like anything else would be pretentious. Even this sentence is pretentious. Leave me alone.

I gots two cats.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I am working to support myself and my 6 kids. Their mother left me after meeting Geraldo Rivera at a sporting event, and now I am trying out this whole single dad thing. Ok, so none of that is true, but I bet you're relieved now, right?

On a more serious note, I am doing nothing in particular with my life. Just enjoying the ride. Yeah, c'mon.
I’m really good at
music. I play piano, guitar, and drums. Music is definitely my passion.

Also, I'm good at networking, and making videos/music projects.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite authors:
Chuck Palahniuk
Hunter S. Thompson
Ron Paul
Kurt Vonnegut
Christopher Hitchens

Films:
The Devil's Rejects
Pulp Fiction
Django Unchained
Evil Dead
Closer
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Lord of the Rings trilogy
V for Vendetta
Fight Club
A Serbian Film
Requiem for a Dream
The Blair Witch Project
Sleepaway Camp (if you have seen this, we are best friends)
Grave Encounters
Dawn of the Dead
Gummo
Dr. Strangelove
Spring Breakers

Television:
Arrested Development
Boardwalk Empire
Peep Show
Little Britain
Archer
Louie
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
How I Met Your Mother
Mad Men

La Musica:
He is Legend
MeWithoutYou
Die Antwoord
Between the Buried and Me
Zomboy
Suicide Silence
The Chariot
Norma Jean
Rob Zombie
System of a Down
Jonny Craig
Eminem
Animal Collective
Daughters
Sublime
Slightly Stoopid
Pantera
Hank Williams III
Led Zeppelin
The Eagles
Dance Gavin Dance

Check out this link to see what music I'm currently listening to:
http://www.last.fm/user/natmckn

Cuisine:
All of it.
Everything.
Anything.
Seriously.

And I can cook for you. Deliciously.
The six things I could never do without
Humor
Girls
Frozen Pizza
Intellectuals
Netflix
Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Career, goals, the future...you know, adult stuff. Oh, and sex jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such think as a typical Friday night in the life of a celebrity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I poop in all colors of the rainbow.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you are not a catfish, and you do not have, or have ever had in the past, a penis.

-And if your profile picture is you holding a camera-phone up to a mirror, we may have a problem.

-you don't suck. Seriously, almost every girl on here sucks. Aww, you're "fun-loving" and like to laugh? Well that describes everyone. Also, if you're not overly hipsterish.