I am a musician, an independent filmmaker, and am also currently employed at an airline. I live in a small college town, and have too much free time on my hands. I am an unsuccessful writer and blogger, but looking to change that. I also host a weekly political/pop-culture podcast, and am currently filming a documentary; feel free to ask me about that.

I want to write more here, but I feel like anything else would be pretentious. Even this sentence is pretentious. Leave me alone.

Right now, I am working to support myself and my 6 kids. Their mother left me after meeting Geraldo Rivera at a sporting event, and now I am trying out this whole single dad thing. Ok, so none of that is true, but I bet you're relieved now, right?

On a more serious note, I am doing nothing in particular with my life. Just enjoying the ride. Yeah, c'mon.

music. I play piano, guitar, and drums. Music is definitely my passion.

I'm a crazy cat.

Favorite authors:
Chuck Palahniuk
Hunter S. Thompson
Ron Paul
Kurt Vonnegut
Christopher Hitchens

Films:
The Devil's Rejects
Pulp Fiction
Django Unchained
Evil Dead
Closer
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Lord of the Rings trilogy
V for Vendetta
Fight Club
A Serbian Film
Requiem for a Dream
The Blair Witch Project
Sleepaway Camp (if you have seen this, we are best friends)
Grave Encounters
Dawn of the Dead

Television:
Arrested Development
Peep Show
Little Britain
Archer
Louie
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
How I Met Your Mother

La Musica:
He is Legend
MeWithoutYou
Zomboy
Suicide Silence
The Chariot
Norma Jean
Rob Zombie
System of a Down
Jonny Craig
Eminem
Animal Collective
Daughters
Sublime
Slightly Stoopid
Pantera
Hank Williams III
Led Zeppelin
The Eagles
Dance Gavin Dance

Check out this link to see what music I'm currently listening to:
http://www.last.fm/user/natmckn

Cuisine:
All of it.
Everything.
Anything.
Seriously.

And I can cook for you. Deliciously.

Humor
Girls
Frozen Pizza
Intellectuals
Comedy Central
Beer

Career, goals, the future...you know, adult stuff. Oh, and sex jokes.

There is no such think as a typical Friday night in the life of a celebrity.

I poop in all colors of the rainbow.

you are not a catfish, and you do not have, or have ever had in the past, a penis.

And if your profile picture is you holding a camera-phone up to a mirror, we may have a problem.