Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, and welcome to ME. My name is Nathan, and I work for an
airline. I make movies and music, and I drink gin.
I hate when girls on here are all like "don't message me if all you
have to say is hi" but I feel like saying "I wanna wear your face
on my face" is so much worse.
I make lots of money.
I can cook you food while you sit pretty.
I have a cat named Barry, and he likes to be outside all day and go
on cat adventures.
Most everyone on OKCupid is extremely pretentious, and I'm trying
my damndest not to be. By saying that, I'm totally pretentious. But
by admitting it, I'm totally not.
I'm stuck in 2005.
I troll a lot of facebook yard sale sites.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I am working to support myself and my 6 kids. Their
mother left me after meeting Geraldo Rivera at a sporting event,
and now I am trying out this whole single dad thing. Ok, so none of
that is true, but I bet you're relieved now, right?
On a more serious note, I am doing nothing in particular with my
life. Just enjoying the ride. Yeah, c'mon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
music. I play piano, guitar, and drums. Music is definitely my
Also, I'm good at networking, and making videos/music projects.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hunter S. Thompson
The Devil's Rejects
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Lord of the Rings trilogy
V for Vendetta
A Serbian Film
Requiem for a Dream
The Blair Witch Project
Sleepaway Camp (if you have seen this, we are best friends)
Dawn of the Dead
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
How I Met Your Mother
He is Legend
Between the Buried and Me
System of a Down
Hank Williams III
Dance Gavin Dance
Check out this link to see what music I'm currently listening
All of it.
And I can cook for you. Deliciously.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Career, goals, the future...you know, adult stuff. Oh, and sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no such think as a typical Friday night in the life of a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I poop in all colors of the rainbow.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you are not a catfish, and you do not have, or have ever had in
the past, a penis.
-And if your profile picture is you holding a camera-phone up to a
mirror, we may have a problem.
-you don't suck. Seriously, almost every girl on here sucks. Aww,
you're "fun-loving" and like to laugh? Well that describes
everyone. Also, if you're not overly hipsterish.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.