Note this profile should be read in a monotone voice. If you don't fall asleep by line 3 you aren't doing it right. Unfortunately, I have no sense of humor. My organization has a no laughing/engaging in witty banter policy. So, if you are looking for someone funny, it is okay to leave now. I probably won't notice.

I'm a CPA looking for new friends, hoping to find someone to marry. Let me add a few cliche adjectives to describe myself...sorry, I can't do it. I am a mildly intelligent contradiction. By contradiction I mean that I have few traits that I always exhibit. I do, try to treat everyone with respect, but have little interest in being around flaky or fake people. I am big into self improvement and am attracted to others who are also.

As an aside, I like to make up words and phrases. My current favorite, although not mine, is "untangling assholes", defined as breaking up a fight.

I am working on certifications, chess, p90x, work. I ask people I am interested in a lot questions. You have no idea.

Driving: 0 accidents in 13+ years of driving. Okay, so a deer did hit me once. I'm still not counting it. Stupid deer.
Lucking out: see previous.
Chess, getting up at 4 am to work out, and making good life choices.

No idea. If I meet some people, and they tell me, I will add it here.

This is a much better question to answer in person than online.

Instead, I will make the executive decision to talk about some of the matchmaking questions. For the Shakespeare question, the answer is "why". Someone had a source in their explanation section. I wish I remembered who it was so I could cite her. Also, you're going to want to remember "89547", the order is important. You're welcome and if one of these questions makes or breaks finding a date with someone, and you got the right answer from this, a gift of cash is nice. The higher the number on the bill, the better.

There are several things that would be very difficult to do without, but I think I could manage without all of them except for God.

I think about everything. I'm either 3 steps ahead or 3 steps behind. The problem is I can never tell which.

It has been brought to my attention that the ladies love the pictures of guys with their shirts off. Since I am such a quick study , I will be adding one shortly. You don't have to tell me twice.

I dislike this question.

True story: okc will not let me select white as my race. Apparently, I am some kind of Asian albino or something. This is an awkward way to find out about these things.

I'm pretty open, but if you want to know something you have to pay a price...you have to ask.

I'm not interested in druggies, poly-relationship types, people with little ambition, flaky people, "a good time" (one night stands), and financially irresponsible people.

Note that if you are attractive and smart, while that is nice, that doesn't impress me. I am looking for a partner: someone genuine, honest, empathetic, loyal, independent, and strong.

That's a little about what I want, feel free to message me if you think we are compatible, or you have a dynamite untangling assholes story, want to critique my profile, or think you can make me laugh (good luck with that!).