I'm a CPA looking for new friends, hoping to find someone to marry. Let me add a few cliche adjectives to describe myself...sorry, I can't do it. I am a mildly intelligent contradiction. By contradiction I mean that I have few traits that I always exhibit. I do, try to treat everyone with respect, but have little interest in being around flaky or fake people. I am big into self improvement and am attracted to others who are also.
As an aside, I like to make up words and phrases. My current favorite, although not mine, is "untangling assholes", defined as breaking up a fight.