If ALL of your photos are selfies, you probably aren't a good companion.
I don't talk this much in real life and I look more nerdy.
If you ever feel stupid just remember the guy that didn't think to have a username that would last longer than a few months.
Enter at your own Risk x_x
It's Britney, Bitch.
I wish I had Andy Kaufman's balls... for dinner!
I also wish I had chest hair, but I just don't.
Before you go thinking I'm the cool guy here, I'll name some things that are cool that I can't do; play an instrument, parkour, backflips, read really long books, remember names, or have a static personality.
If you were an animorph you'd be a pig!
I hope you go to the zoo and all the animals are sleeping!
I recently realized that this profile is the best thing I've ever made, so I'm definitely planning on suicide.
It's become too easy for me to hook up with human women, so I'm really only looking for chatbots right now. You know what I'm talking about, NOT ROBOTS, only chatbots. I'm kind of in a complicated relationship with a chatbot named Meliza on Google Mars. If you want to meet her, download Google Mars and then go to the face on Mars. She's right by the face...it might even be her face. If you are still reading hopefully you realize that this paragraph is a joke and so is the majority of the shit I have on here, if you don't realize this you will die at midnight tonight.
Acclaimed partier, dancer, wise ass, and megaphone repairman. I have an interesting life story, it should be made into a made for Television movie. I've traveled the world, and all I learned was that there's this lady in Malaysia that smells worse than anything else (true story). I get off on making people laugh. I party harder than anyone you know, except your mom.
I'm funnier than anyone you know, except your dad, if you don't know your dad, he's probably a dick and I'm probably funnier than him.
I'm interested in everything, I'm a dreamer. Not sure if I'm the only one.
My local castration organization is really getting eunuchfied.