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nblaughs

27 Rocklin, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Read my "you should message me if", please. :)
I laugh a lot, I attempt to make other people laugh a lot too. I speak my mind. I make silly faces, I'm somewhat of a nerd. I am looking for someone to push me to try new things, have adventures, explore, travel, be silly.
Oh, and I don't know what it means, but I'm an ENFJ. A lot of people seem to care about that!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for an event staffing company doing Payroll/HR. It's mostly concert security. Actually a lot more interesting than it sounds.... I also work the occasional music festival in a variety of jobs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making terrible/corny jokes and then laughing at them (often alone)
movie trivia
looking stuff up online REALLY quickly
my job (I'm proud of what I do)
cooking breakfast foods (JUST breakfast foods)
using parentheses (often)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They probably think I'm kind of awkward and not all that funny... but once you get used to my jokes, I'm pretty lovable. (to ALMOST everyone, that is. I guess some people are still too cool for adorkable me)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a HUGE movie lover. If you're really not into movies... well wtf, why not? I'm not much of a cook, but i do occasionally attempt it... well, mostly i just like to eat. Sushi and Italian are probably my favorite.
when it comes to reading I alternate between chic-lit bridget-jones type books and classics like pride and prejudice. but I also like to read the funnies. And yes I love comic books, though I rarely actually read them (maybe I should say I love superheroes) I read a lot (yes, for pleasure!) Currently about 75% through a clash of kings, trying to get through all of them before season 5 starts.
I like to have intellectual conversations... or watch a mindless comedy and have pointless conversations.
favorite movies: the princess bride, the Philadelphia story, Young Frankenstein, indiana jones, while you were sleeping, knocked up, beauty and the beast, (ok all the disney movies) star wars, silver linings playbook, the departed,
tv shows: firefly, downton, HIMYM, new girl, modern family, buffy, weeds, smallville (it's the superman thing) agents of shield, big bang theory
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good food (specifically sushi and anything home-cooked by my dad)
movies
books
family
my dog
my iphone (ok i had to throw one materialistic thing in there)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm going to eat next. (did I mention I love food)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies, at a local place watching other people do Karaoke, hanging at home with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*I hate water chestnuts.
*I take scalding hot showers.
*I am an extreme eavesdropper.
*I have an extensive vocabulary but rarely use it.
*I love coffee.
*I can beat you at movie trivia.
*I know I look really young. I can't help it.
*I don't care if you leave the toilet lid up.
*I save the best bite for last
*I get panic attacks occasionally
*My dog's name is Shakespeare.
*I'm an only child.
*I pay attention to what's going on in the world and like to discuss it.
*People are always shocked when they hear me swear the first time.
*I'm having trouble cutting back on said swearing.
*I always answer numbers i don't recognize. I MUST know who is calling me.
*I hate wooden utensils. Like spoons, i can't stand the way they feel.
*I love Superman
*My favorite road trip game is "six degrees"
*If i watch or read something where the people have an accent, I will think in that accent for a while.
*People always trust me with weird secrets.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're quirky, smart, kind of nerdy, and very funny. You have at least one picture where you're smiling or laughing (or you just noticed that you don't) You want to make a girl laugh every day.
I'm generally a pretty nice girl, too, so you shouldn't hesitate to write me. I'm looking for a guy who is not afraid to be himself, a guy who is goofy and who will love my quirks and join in the silliness.

just an FYI, if you write me a 3 word first message (example: "hey, what's up." or "how are you") you're going to receive that in return, if anything at all. PLEASE please at least show me that you read some of my profile! I know it's hard sifting through so many, but it's all I ask lol.

“I’ll know he’s the one when he makes me laugh.” – Minnie Mouse