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28 Rocklin, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:29am
Relationship Type
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I laugh a lot, I attempt to make other people laugh a lot too. I speak my mind. I make silly faces, I'm somewhat of a nerd. I am looking for someone to push me to try new things, have adventures, explore, travel, be silly.
Oh, and I don't know what it means, but I'm an ENFJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for an event staffing company doing Payroll/HR. It's mostly concert security. Actually a lot more interesting than it sounds.... I also work the occasional music festival in a variety of jobs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making terrible/corny jokes and then laughing at them (often alone)
movie trivia
looking stuff up online REALLY quickly
my job (I'm proud of what I do)
cooking breakfast foods (JUST breakfast foods)
using parentheses (often)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty lovable, at least once you get used to my corny jokes (loveable to ALMOST everyone, that is. I guess some people are still too cool for adorkable me)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a HUGE movie lover. If you're really not into movies... well wtf, why not? I'm not much of a cook, but i do occasionally attempt it... well, mostly i just like to eat. Sushi and Italian are my favorite.
when it comes to reading I alternate between chic-lit bridget-jones type books and classics like pride and prejudice. And yes I love comic books, though I rarely actually read them (maybe I should say I love superheroes) I read a lot (yes, for pleasure!) Currently about 11% through a storm of swords, trying to get through all of them before season 5 starts.
I like to have intellectual conversations... or watch a mindless comedy and have pointless conversations.
favorite movies: the princess bride, the Philadelphia story, Young Frankenstein, indiana jones, while you were sleeping, knocked up, beauty and the beast, (ok all the disney movies) star wars, silver linings playbook, the departed,
tv shows: firefly, downton, HIMYM, new girl, modern family, buffy, weeds, smallville (it's the superman thing) agents of shield, big bang theory
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good food (specifically sushi and anything home-cooked by my dad)
my dog
my iphone (ok i had to throw one materialistic thing in there)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm going to eat next. (did I mention I love food)
and if it's a weekend, can I squeeze a nap in today?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies, at a local place watching other people do Karaoke, hanging at home with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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*I hate water chestnuts.
*I take scalding hot showers.
*I am an extreme eavesdropper.
*I have an extensive vocabulary but rarely use it.
*I love coffee.
*I can beat you at movie trivia.
*I know I look really young. I can't help it.
*I don't care if you leave the toilet lid up.
*I save the best bite for last
*My dog's name is Shakespeare.
*I'm an only child.
*I pay attention to what's going on in the world and like to discuss it.
*People are always shocked when they hear me swear the first time.
*I'm having trouble cutting back on said swearing.
*I always answer numbers i don't recognize. I MUST know who is calling me.
*I hate wooden utensils. Like wooded spoons, i can't stand the way they feel.
*I love Superman
*My favorite road trip game is "six degrees"
*If i watch or read something where the people have an accent, I will think in that accent for a while.
*People always trust me with weird secrets.
You should message me if
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you're quirky, smart, kind of nerdy, and very funny. You have at least one picture where you're smiling or laughing (or you just noticed that you don't) You want to make a girl laugh every day.
I'm generally a pretty nice girl, too, so you shouldn't hesitate to write me. I'm looking for a guy who is not afraid to be himself, a guy who is goofy and who will love my quirks and join in the silliness.

“I’ll know he’s the one when he makes me laugh.” – Minnie Mouse