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nboybin

33 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the near-sighted, from-the-Midwestern-suburbs, gainfully employed white guy your parents warned you about.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at an apparel company in the city doing graphic design while trying to find time for my own projects on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
walking that fine line between self-aware and self-conscious.

I can draw most Simpsons characters from memory.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ask a lot of questions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Crime Noir by John D. MacDonald, Jim Thompson, Patricia Highsmith, and Richard Stark; Salman Rushdie, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Bret Easton Ellis, Ottessa Moshfegh, Stephen King, ASOIAF

Movies: films of Sergio Leone, Hitchcock, Kubrick, Tarantino, De Palma, Spielberg, both Andersons, Satyajit Ray

TV: NHL hockey, The Fall, GoT, True Detective, The Last Man on Earth

Music: I'm not as passionate about music as most people probably, but I like a bit of everything

Food: Indian, Mexican, Thai, Middle-eastern
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor
Books
Tea
Hockey
My eyeballs
Autumn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can get Robert Osborne to be my friend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting by the fireplace with the evening edition newspaper, some brandy, a pipe, and Cole Porter on the gramophone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All my photos are heavily photoshopped. I'm actually a 76 year old Bangladeshi woman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you've been poisoned by singledom and are looking for the right MANtidote. Also, if you laugh at bad puns.