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38 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 33–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:31pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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My most valued trait in myself and others is a sense of humor. I love laughing so hard my cheeks and stomach hurt.

I don't have a poker face, and almost never lie if I can help it. I don't understand others that do lie, especially the small ones.

I love horror movies of all kids, even the bad ones. I don't really play video games though I used to be big into the role-playing online stuff.

I like to get out and do stuff but you will never find me running a marathon (reason #1 Match is not for me).

I'm really outgoing when the mood strikes me and in the right circumstance, but will usually opt for a fire in the backyard and netflix.

I'm independent, but still appreciate when a door is held open for me. I say please and thank you to all waitstaff, and usually clear the table before they get to it.

I don't have any kids but it's not a deal breaker for me if you do. Every situation is different.
The only deal breakers for me are guys that want more kids and smokers.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying out new recipes, working on projects around the house, spending quality time with friends, and teaching knitting and working at my friends store part time when I am not at my day job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awkward. Talking to myself. Laughing out loud. Finding the funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not, in fact, Jodie Foster. I appreciate the comparison, I find it flattering, but it's just the hair in the photo. I'm more of a Drew Barrymore in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am physically allergic to romance novels or romantic comedies. I will never ask you to go to a date movie. EVER.

All time favorite movie is Poltergeist.

Favorite shows, Walking Dead, American Horror, The Leftovers, True Detective, and a bunch of others that are guilty pleasures.

Music is almost always local stuff or The Current. If I have music on, it's always the Current because I can never decide what to listen to. If you like local and new music and going to shows, we'll get along.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, nope not a crazy cat lady, just love my boys
Sleeping in
Netflix and cable tv
A sense of humor
Electricity. My power was out for 5 days during the summer that the huge storm wiped out the metro. The amount of things you take for granted until you have no power is overwhelming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I am stopping in the name of love, to collaborate and listen, or if it's hammer time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the summer usually building a fire and hanging out in my backyard, or catching up with friends. Nothing too rowdy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't live without slippers. Even in the summer.
You should message me if
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You prefer garage sale finds and Grandma's old rocker to Ikea.

You prefer to mow your own lawn than to have a place with underground parking.

You think cats are awesome and if you don't you are 100% willing to be won over to the darkside.

And pleeaseeeee, be somewhat close to a healthy place in your life. Being over your ex and actually able to make free time to get to know someone new would be most welcome.