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38 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:19pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few random things about me:

I can't live without slippers, even in the summer.
I'm allergic to shellfish
I never could get into Doctor Who
Same goes for most Sci Fi including Star Trek. Sorry.
I am physically allergic to romantic comedies.
I prefer horror movies over any other form of entertainment except stand-up comedy.
I will suffer through almost any bad horror movie or a bad stand-up comic just to see if it gets better.
My favorite horror movie is Poltergeist.
I have a deep comedic soul bond with Kathleen Madigan.
I am an extroverted introvert.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in health insurance. My full time job is a means to pay the bills and live. When not at my full time regular job, I'm working part time at a my friends knitting store. I knit and sew a lot in my free time. I like making things and being creative when I'm not working.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awkward. Talking to myself. Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not, in fact, Jodie Foster. I appreciate the comparison, I find it flattering, but it's just the hair in the photo. I'm more of a Drew Barrymore in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite shows, Walking Dead, American Horror though the last 2 seasons have lost me, The Leftovers, True Detective, and a bunch of others that are guilty pleasures.

Music is almost always local stuff or The Current. If I have music on, it's always the Current because I can never decide what to listen to. If you like local and new music and going to shows, we'll get along.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix, Roku, Hulu and Cable TV. no that doesn't count as 4
A sense of humor
Electricity. My power was out for 5 days during the summer that the huge storm wiped out the metro. The amount of things you take for granted until you have no power is overwhelming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I am stopping in the name of love, to collaborate and listen, or if it's hammer time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the summer usually building a fire and hanging out in my backyard, or catching up with friends. Nothing too rowdy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ain't even that cute anyways
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You prefer garage sale finds and Grandma's old rocker to Ikea.

You prefer to mow your own lawn than to have a place with underground parking.

You know that The Shining was a book before it was a movie.