Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm independent, but still appreciate when a door is held open for
me. I say please and thank you to all waitstaff, and usually clear
the table before they get to it. I'm honest to a fault, can't tell
a lie to save my life, and love it when I find others with the same
When not at my full time regular job, I'm working part time at a my
friends knitting store. I knit and sew a lot in my free time. I
like making things and being creative when I'm not working. Looking
for someone that thinks hand knits are awesome.
I am learning to enjoy cooking, mostly because I really enjoy
eating. I am also learning to enjoy exercise and eating healthier,
but have found that exercise especially is more fun with a
I am physically allergic to romantic comedies. I prefer horror
movies over any other form of entertainment except stand-up comedy.
I will suffer through almost any bad horror movie or a bad stand-up
comic just to see if it gets better. My favorite horror movie is
Poltergeist, and I have a deep comedic soul bond with Kathleen
I am looking for a casual and fun relationship, but by no means a
hookup. If it leads to something more serious so be it, but I have
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning to fix, make, create, or generally do for myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awkward. Talking to myself. Laughing out loud. Finding the
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am not, in fact, Jodie Foster. I appreciate the comparison, I
find it flattering, but it's just the hair in the photo. I'm more
of a Drew Barrymore in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am physically allergic to romance novels or romantic comedies. I
will never ask you to go to a date movie. EVER.
All time favorite movie is Poltergeist.
Favorite shows, Walking Dead, American Horror, The Leftovers, True
Detective, and a bunch of others that are guilty pleasures.
Music is almost always local stuff or The Current. If I have music
on, it's always the Current because I can never decide what to
listen to. If you like local and new music and going to shows,
we'll get along.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix and cable tv
A sense of humor
Electricity. My power was out for 5 days during the summer that the
huge storm wiped out the metro. The amount of things you take for
granted until you have no power is overwhelming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I am stopping in the name of love, to collaborate and listen, or
if it's hammer time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the summer usually building a fire and hanging out in my
backyard, or catching up with friends. Nothing too rowdy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't live without slippers. Even in the summer.
You should message me if
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You prefer garage sale finds and Grandma's old rocker to
You prefer to mow your own lawn than to have a place with
You know that The Shining was a book before it was a movie.
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