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36 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:15pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I love a sense of humor, stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things. Shows at local Minneapolis bars are a must in the summer, and bonfires in my backyard on the weekend are an all time favorite. I absolutely love horror movies that actually give you nightmares. I like fixing things around my house myself instead of hiring someone if I can.

I am not looking for my "other half" or someone to "complete me" I am totally complete and happy on my own. I am happy with my life, who I am, and where I am going. Rather, I am looking for someone to add to my life.

I try to only focus on the details that matter, like doing what I say I'm going to do, making sure I'm a kind person, saying what I mean and not necessarily what I think, and staying in touch with people when the weather is shitty.

I am just about as straightforward as they get. You will always know where you stand with me. If you ask me a question I will always either tell the truth or say it's too personal. Even small lies keep me up at night.

Important things about me, I don't want kids and I can't have kids. If you have them, that's great, I get along with kids and am not one of those people that won't date someone that has kids, but I'm not looking to be a Step-Mom.

I am also a pretty serious Atheist. I absolutely respect the beliefs of others, but am looking for someone with a similar mindset on religion in a partner. If you send me a message saying you'll pray for me I will block you, because I really don't want to burst into flames.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a manager in health care collections. I started out in direct patient care in mental health, and while I loved it, I was better at the administrative side of things. I love my job, but it is stressful. Weeknights will find me at home, trying to relax from a stressful day of being called x, y and z. Weekends I'm back to my cheery, awkward and usually hilarious self.

I also knit a lot. It's no longer a part of my income, but it is still a big part of me. I love being creative and learning new things, and knitting lets me do that. If you laugh at my knitting, I will never knit you a hat. And trust me, you want me to knit you a hat.
I’m really good at
I can get along with just about anyone. I love getting out just to meet new people. There are very few times that I can't find something in common with someone. Unless they start talking about religion. Or babies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm as honest as they get.

I do not tolerate any bigotry or hate attitudes. I will call you out on it. I accept everyone as they are and expect the same in return. It might be a lofty expectation, but you have to start somewhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Joyce Carol Oates is my favorite author. I generally tend to pick horror novels, and I believe that I am physically allergic to romance novels or romantic comedies.

I tend to be a bit of a TV nut, though I won't watch any reality tv, it's almost always dvds, netflix, or hulu.

I have all time favorite movies, like True Romance and Sliding Doors, but usually horror and thrillers are my genre

Favorite shows? Walking Dead, American Horror, Revenge, and a bunch of others that are guilty pleasures.

All of my cats are named after tv characters, you will get bonus points if I tell you their names and you know the shows.

Music lately tends to be local stuff. If I have music on, it's usually The Current.

I will also always choose Italian food if asked, and am allergic to all things fish.
The six things I could never do without
Outside of normal friends, family and job,
My cats, nope not a crazy cat lady, just love my boys
Netflix and cable tv
A sense of humor
Electricity. My power was out for 5 days last summer after the huge storm. The amount of things you take for granted until you have no power is overwhelming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Holy shit I can open a window! When can I get in the backyard and start cleaning up from last winters mess? What do I have to prioritize for house repairs this summer?
On a typical Friday night I am
In the summer usually building a fire and hanging out in my backyard, or catching up with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't live without slippers. Even in the summer.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Grammar and spelling are a big deal to me. Profiles that are one long run on sentence will make me pass.

I will not respond to anyone who has a main profile picture of them holding a fish. No one cares guys. Size of the fish does not equal what you think it does.