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25 / M / Straight / Single
Manchester, United Kingdom
- Last Online
- Today – 8:34am
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Entertainment / Media
- More than $1,000,000
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English, German (Poorly)
I work as a features writer and sub-editor but you don't care; I fill every other waking hour making music in bands and reading books and being like 'DFW did it better' and watching shittier films and going to the gym to work on my sweet, sweet abs and levelling up my Pokémon and using the Alt Gr key to get those little French hats over my letter Es.
I should add that it gives me the fantods that this website might've got it wrong and has been using the wrong algorithms to calculate with whom I might be a match, and I'm missing out on talking to beautiful women who totally 'get' me; and but so like, read all this shit and make yr mind up from that, I spent at least eight or nine minutes writing it.
Sounds: Things that don't sound like the things you'd think I'd like.
Celluloid: Things with Brad Pitt in.
U wot m8: I don't generally watch telly apart from things that Aaron Sorkin writes and I don't eat food eww fucking disgusting are you kidding me.
I've never seen a glory hole in real life. Have you?
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
Or, if you feel like talking to me or sutin', and you look like Nicki Minaj mixed with Rooney Mara. I'm not just here for banging or romantic relationships; if you're a cool girl or guy, then say hello! What do you have to lose except your liver?
PS: Everything on this page is a work of fiction, including this disclaimer.
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