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25 • M • Manchester, United Kingdom
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- 5′ 11″ (1.81m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Entertainment / Media
- More than $1,000,000
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English, German (Poorly)
I pay for my life with a job as a features writer and sub-editor but you don't care. I consider myself a feminist. I hit stuff (not you though, unless you ask nicely). I fill my other waking hours reading non-shitty books and being like 'DFW did it better' and watching shitty films and going to the gym to work on my sweet, sweet non-shitty body and levelling up my shitty Pokémon and using the Alt Gr key to get those shitty little French hats over my letter Es.
I should add that it gives me the willies that this website might've got it wrong and has been using the wrong algorithms to calculate with whom I might be a match, and I'm missing out on talking to beautiful big-breasted fantasy women with bright red vintage Porsches who totally 'get' me, and but so like, read all this shit and make yr mind up from that, I spent at least eight or nine minutes writing it. In the long-long term I'd love to find a partner to marry and watch The West Wing with forever; until then I'm DTF.
Sounds: Things that don't sound like the things you'd think I'd like.
Celluloid: Things with Brad Pitt in.
U wot m8: I don't generally watch telly apart from things that Aaron Sorkin writes and I don't eat food eww fucking disgusting are you kidding me.
Welcome to the seventh annual boys' dip.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For short-term dating, casual sex
Or if you feel like talking to me or sutin', or you look like Nicki Minaj mixed with Rooney Mara. I'm not just here for banging or romantic relationships; if you're a cool girl or guy, then say hello! What do you have to lose except your liver?
PS: Everything on this page is a fucking joke, including this disclaimer.
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