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  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 1
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I have no idea what to write here so I'll just share some of my favourite quotes

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character. Would you slow down? Or speed up? - Chuck Palahniuk

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon - Susan Ertz

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing - Benjamin Franklin

We avoid risks in life, so we can make it safely to death

Don't be afraid your life will end, be afraid it will never begin - Grace Hansen

The price of being a sheep is boredom, the price of being a wolf is loneliness, choose one or the other with great care - Hugh Mcleod

I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question - Harun Yahya
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for some sort of purpose or calling
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Troubleshooting computers
Apparently I'm quite good at convincing people to do things, though I've never really noticed it, it's just been pointed out to me a lot
Remembering the lyrics of songs I hate
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My long hair
I tend to give nicknames to anyone with a common name
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Looking for Alaska, The Walking Dead, Cable & Deadpool, Watchmen, I Am Legend, Buffy & Angel books

Movies: Fight Club, Hangover, Happy Gilmore, American Pie, Borat, V for Vendetta, Gamer, Green Street Hooligans, Step Brothers, Harold and Kumar, Garden State, Crazy Stupid Love, Attack the Block, Step Brothers, Push, Shaun of the Dead, Zoolander, I Love You Man, Slumdog Millionaire, Watchmen, Reservoir Dogs, Troll 2, Watchmen, The Matrix, Jarhead, Louie, Assasination of Jesse James, anything Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks

Shows: Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Homeland, Skins, Misfits, The Fades, Burn Notice, Chuck, Chappelles Show, Chasers, Entourage, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Modern Family, Sons of Anarchy, South Park, Swift and Shift, Boondocks, Inbetweeners, Dead Like Me, The Office, Extras, Suits, Parks and Recreations, Modern Family, Fresh Meat, Community, Archer, Idiot Abroad, Da Ali G Show, All Aussie Adventures, Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Weeds, Workaholics, Spongebob, Fat Pizza, Balls of Steel, Buffy, Angel, Dollhouse, Episodes, Scrubs

Music: Hollywood Undead, Wu-Tang, Drapht, Hilltop Hoods, Offspring, Eminem, Scribe, Evanescence, Ed Sheeran, Kate Nash, Chiddy Bang, Axis of Awesome, Tupac, Hoodie Allen, Garfunkel and Oates, Fort Minor, Frank Ocean, Reel Big Fish, Biggie, Kanye, DMX, Lindsey Stirling, M.I.A., Estelle, Jon Lajoie, Eve, Goldfish, Sixx am, Tijon, Icona Pop, Missy Eliott, Mya

Food: Anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Captain Planet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sloths, they're such awesome animals
What makes someone a good person
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a few drinks with mates
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to lather my naked body in oil and roll around on the floor pretending to be a slug
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You meet any of these requirements:
You like cheese
You're the very best, that noone ever was
Your name is Robert Paulson
You need a new drinking buddy
You use steam
You can turn left
You're Rick James, bitch
You have about tree fiddy
You are the one who knocks
You are an analyst/therapist
You are the kitties titties
You would stab a man for tacos
You know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel annually
You make Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X
You can get me the breast milk of a Cambodian immigrant
You grew up on the street, the Sesame street
You made a G today
Your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
You remember remember the 5th of November
You're a Goofy Goober
You like green eggs and ham
Your shit is bananas
You want to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants
You have any ideas of more random references i can put in here

Or you know... if you want too