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neatoramatron

39 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
On the market again, won't last long! ;)

I'm looking for a witty, cool, smart, sweet woman (where are you?) When I am not working I am usually out and about enjoying cultural fun events... art festivals, comedy shows, kayaking, book readings, pub crawls, wine/beer tastings, traveling, river rafting, museum exhibits, foreign films.

I love to tell stories and try and make people laugh, but I am a really good listener too, so hope you have some good stories to share.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a CPA, and I work in tax at a real estate investment firm.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sense of humor (and my deep hypnotizing blue eyes)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So many books, usually fiction. Favorite authors right now are Tom Robbins, Dave Eggars, Gary Shteyngart, and Wally Lamb

All genres of food- Cuban, Asian, Indian, Italian, French (or any fusion combination of the above). If the chef has been on "Top Chef" I am there!

TV - Lots of good reality shows plus Workaholics, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bored to Death, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Movies - Foreign, Independent, dark comedies, and a sappy love story once in a while.
The six things I could never do without
1) My Passport - Love to travel, but have only been 10 countries so far
2) Fiction - I often got lost in great books
3) My Iphone - For Google Maps, Yelp, and resolving bets at bars
4) DVR - Got to keep up with my reality TV
5) Daily crossword puzzle and Words with Friends
6) Friends & Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I am going to do this weekend, making plans with friends, figuring out the next place I should travel to.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a happy hour with friends, trying out a cool new restaurant, checking out an interesting foreign/independent film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have discovered that I have some crazy natural ability to do yoga well (apparently I am very weirdly flexible)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
ou have been told that you are smart, funny, interesting, attractive and sweet (and you would like to meet someone just like you)!
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