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necromunching

23 F Garland, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm going to pretty straight up about this:
Basically men are on this website for a reason: either you're too freakin weird for the real world to meet someone, you're an asshole, you just want pussy, or you actually want to find a real woman who has most of her shit together.
Congradulations. You have found her.
I'm on here because I'm sick of dudes thinking that just cause I'm at a bar or that I have big tits that I'm going to go home with them or some weird shit. (Where and when did I say that?)

If you're looking for pussy please excuse yourself and go to the next profile. Side Note- If you send me a Perverted Message, (i.e- you have nice tits, I want to fuck you) You will be Reported and Blocked. Because I am that Bitch.

Should I add that I have no filter? Only if I'm around children or in a professional enviroment will I tailor my French. I also hate most people.

I've been through a lot of shit that would either discourage or break others and I've managed to get my ass up everytime. I do not have time for Men that need a woman to be their mommy or need me to wipe the tears off their tits. -_-

About me? Other than all the crazy shit you just read, I'm incredibly sweet and compassionate. I am so forgiving that its mildly sickening, which is why I get screwed over a lot. I have an awesome family, consisting of two older brothers. (Is the attitude explained a little more?)

I've been told I'm hilarious and a lot of fun to be around, drunk or sober. I'm a little too blunt at times. One of my best friends is a guy so move along if thats an issue. I do not fall in love easily and am not afraid to get rid of someone in my life if I feel they're ruining it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Claims Specialist for Allstate and just enjoying the time I have with friends and family :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kissing.

Joking.. well some what.

I'm pretty much good at everything in the world, except for Math. Fuck math.

*Should I add that I have a pretty decent self confidence?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How bold I am. Most of the people I've met are from me just casually walking up and starting a conversation with them. Usually I say something pretty ridiculous though to break the ice.

Also my laugh..its pretty noticeable lol

Physically: I'd have to say the obvious, boobs and butt! But I have a pretty nice smile and a high mental capacity :) hahah
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Harry Potter, Anchorman, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Robot Chicken, Pretty Little Liars, American Dad, City of Angels, South Park, Futurama, CSI, Comedians, August Rush, Robin Hood and many more

As far as music goes I like Alternative Rock and Country music. I like to go two stepping, but I'm not that great at it. Haha. I've been on a big Hollywood Undead kick lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cell Phone - I need 24/7 access to my friends and family (theres always an emergency with my family
2. Socks- I have obnoxiously cold feet, its ridiculous
3. God- that poor man has been watching out for me for so long.
4. Family- After all is said and done, most of them are there standing behind me with 55 gallon drums of whoop ass :)
5. Potatoes - You can put anything on them and they're always delicious plus when the world ends (lol jk) they'll be easy to grow!
6. Internet - Seriously I need access to Wikipedia at all times...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what my plans consist of for the night. Am I really happy? If not, what do I need to change? And wtf am I going to eat for my next meal!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually out with my girlfriends and having a great time or at home binging on Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a horrible driver... and I like to argue, especially when I'm right.... Which is always. :D

Considering I work for Customer Service I typically hate people. Especially dudes that hit me up on here with no shirt on. Put some clothes on... Slut. :)

I also have a very hard time forgiving myself for the mistakes I've made yet I am more than forgiving with others.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I have extremely high standards, blame my grandfathers, my dad, and my two older brothers. You have a lot to live up to.

Here are the minimum Requirents to Date me:
1. You must have a good job
2. Be 23-33
3. A place to live (no parents houses)
4. A nice car - ferraris are not a must, but a plus :)
5. You've got to have Ambition. Don't settle!
6. Must be Christian and practice it in some form.
7. You live within 25 miles of me. I HATE driving. Unless you want to drive all the time
8. You can not be allergic to cats, mine will always be more important than you. :)
9. You want to be in a serious and committed relationship.

-As far as physically goes:
I like a tall guy with broad shoulders. Hair doesn't bother me.. just stay trimmed up please :).
I don't expect anyone to be physically perfect but no man titties... There is only room for one of us to have boobs and I've got that plenty covered -_-
I do not like really skinny guys and being obese is obviously out of of the question. Just take care of your body please.

I've dated a lot of Cops/Military (Hoorah!) and I tend to like their mind process and their attitudes. I'm not going to pester you about your feelings all day unless your being an asshole to me.
Military - Either Active Duty or Discharged (honorablly of course)
None of this Reserve "I've never been over seas but I'm badass bullshit". -_- You're not. And yes. I have a right to make that statement.