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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:59pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm loving the hell out of Chicago, feels like home. Almost every day I meet someone with a new, fascinating story to tell and something to teach me. Speaking of which, I'm very passionate about helping people - I'd give anything to do one of those "The more you know" videos they play during Saturday morning cartoons.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fixing computers with a side of therapist. Getting people's life stories at their favorite bars.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shopping on amazon and being sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My impeccable scruff and jawline.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've read a lot, so I'll just list a few authors. I'm currently digging: China Mieville, Iain Banks, Alistair Reynolds, David Harvey, Ha-Joon Chang, Grant Morrison.

Movies: I tend towards watching dark/serious stuff but I'm down with a dumb comedy too. I finally watched Tropic Thunder a few weeks back and it was awesome.

TV: Boardwalk Empire, Californication, Wilfred, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Spartacus (Batiatus, you're the best. forever.), Mad Men, Weeds, Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones.

Music:Industrial, electronic, socially conscious hip hop, indie
Some faves: VNV Nation, The Coup, Killer Mike, KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, Portishead, Kid Cudi, Mumford and Sons, The Mountain Goats, Benny Benassi, Rebecca Brandt, Blind Guardian, Rammstein.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without pretty much anything. I'd be pretty bummed without the cat, not going to lie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'd go and who I'd meet if I could time travel. How I can get a co-op started. Intense, all night sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Swaying at Neo, drinking at hopleaf, or vegging out on netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I grew up in the burbs, so as a kid, my family would always go to the Woodfield Mall during Christmas season. I always wanted to jump from the upper floors onto the giant presents they hang from the ceiling. Everyone knows the bigger the box, the better the present, right?
You should message me if
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You're a cat person.
You've got something you're extremely passionate about that you'd like to teach me about.
You're smart as a whip.