I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me...in fact, several people do. I'm very important. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm friends with Merlin Olson too. He comes over on occasions. That’s stupid...
I actually own a phone book just so I can tear it in half. If someone made a monument of me, then Mount Rushmore would close down due to lack of attendance. I once punched a magician. That’s right. I punched a magician. I sometimes order a salad, but I never get the dressing on the side. I get it right on top of the salad, where it belongs, and where there is no turning back. I can cure narcolepsy by just walking in a room. If I ever give directions, you will never get lost, and you will arrive at least 5 minutes early. I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am a fighter too. So, don't get any ideas.

I'm 24, and I used to live in Gwinnett and now I am in Marietta. I was born in Utah, but I am not a Mormon. Actually I find Mormons to be a tad bit odd. I have 2 ferrets: Lewis and Cark. They are crunk. They are so wise...kind of like miniature buddhas covered in hair. I also have a dog named Sadie. She is a German Shepherd, and she is seriously intense. So don’t try to pet her. Umm what else? I am an incredibly sarcastic.
Let's see.... I enjoy running and walking fast, but I also find sitting to be exhilarating. I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. People like me because I am rarely late. I have a 2005 Mustang, but it is a 6 cylinder. I am a master mason in the Duluth lodge. I have competed nationally in eating contests, but lost all of my competitions. I am a big fan of logic and philosophy I never lose fights, but then again I never fight. Some say I have the posture of Bob Dole, the looks of Colin Hanks, and the eyes of Susan Sarandon.

I have some friends that got me to join okcupid. So, here I am. So feel free to hit me up.

Well I graduated from Georgia State University last year, and now I am trying to start a career maybe in politics or government. I wouldn't mind being a famous rockstar, but I think that train has come and gone. Right now I have a boring office job doing staffing for IBM.

Western philosophy, marginally good at golf, decent at guitar, cooking, and I am a swell driver.

I have no idea. I would like to say my boyish good looks, but that probably isn't true. Maybe they would notice my paleness, but I am not sure.

music: guns n roses, pantera, old metallica, in flames, ebony tears, eric clapton, iron maiden, ozzy, testament, tupac, audioslave, velvet revolver, the shins, blues traveler, social distortion, the verve, the misfits, tom petty, coldplay, blacl crowes, depeche mode, def leppard, Billy Joel, offspring, dishwalla, verve pipe, travis, kid rock, rob zombie, cranberries, system of a down, misfits, sex pistols, ramones...so...pretty much anything from gangster rap to rock, metal, punk, and very little

music: the gladiator, old school, lord of the rings, wedding crashers, tombstone, and anchorman, history of violence, mob movies, clint eastwood movies, underworld, animal house, zoolander, etc

TV: history channel, comedy central (south park), TBS when seinfeld is on, and of course college football

Food: steaks, lobster, shrimp, and pretty much anything I cook, which I do a lot and I am fairly good at it.

In the fetal position crying and rocking back and forth, or hanging out with friends. I like going to dive bars, playing pool, playing darts, or just sitting at my place or a friend's place watching football.

There is no "if." You should definately e-mail me.