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needsmorepizza

24 F Monterey, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a firm believer that all situations just need more pizza.

Especially when you decide to flag my picture to be taken down. Stop hating on pizza just because you can't get laid.

UPDPATE 9/3: I've decided to make a blog dedicated to all my flagged/taken down pictures since some of you want to ruin my fun.

see them here: http://pizzacupid.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling an OkCupid profile. Whether that's good or bad or neutral is up to you, dear reader. Also, I'm eating pizza.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling you how many fingers you're holding up when I take off my glasses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Contrary to what you would think, I don't have a pizza face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Devotion by Beach House is the album I've listened to the most. So perfect, it's almost pizza.
Breaking Bad is the most captivating show I've seen. Pretty sure intelligent, sentient pizzas wrote that show.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 2 3 4 5 6. I'm pretty sure I'll always need those numbers. Pizza is too obvious of an answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How that law about pizza being a vegetable should've passed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
what do you think?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like burgers too. Sorry, pizza.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Pharrell.

I bet you thought I was going to say "if you have pizza." I have standards, thank you

But you can message me. OKCupid is try to cockblock me with that "replies very selectively" bullshit. Say whatever you want.

JUST DO NOT ASK ME WHERE I GET DRUGS OR WHERE MY FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE IS. IT'S ANNOYING AND I WILL CUT YOU LIKE I FUCKING CUT MY PIZZA.