Filling an OkCupid profile. Whether that's good or bad or neutral
is up to you, dear reader. Also, I'm eating pizza.
I’m really good at
telling you how many fingers you're holding up when I take off my
The first things people usually notice about me
Contrary to what you would think, I don't have a pizza face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Devotion by Beach House is the album I've listened to the most. So
perfect, it's almost pizza.
Breaking Bad is the most captivating show I've seen. Pretty sure
intelligent, sentient pizzas wrote that show.
The six things I could never do without
1 2 3 4 5 6. I'm pretty sure I'll always need those numbers. Pizza
is too obvious of an answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How that law about pizza being a vegetable should've passed.
On a typical Friday night I am
what do you think?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like burgers too. Sorry, pizza.
You should message me if
You are Pharrell.
I bet you thought I was going to say "if you have pizza." I have
standards, thank you
But you can message me. OKCupid is try to cockblock me with that
"replies very selectively" bullshit. Say whatever you want.
JUST DO NOT ASK ME WHERE I GET DRUGS OR WHERE MY FAVORITE PIZZA
PLACE IS. IT'S ANNOYING AND I WILL CUT YOU LIKE I FUCKING CUT MY