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needtheeggs

49 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 39–59
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for a partner in illegal activities, who can work hard and play hard in a tux and jeans. ;)

I think it was Chris Rock who said that for the first six months, you're not dating the person; you're dating the AMBASSADOR for the person. If that's true, then these paragraphs are... diplomatic dispatches or propaganda, yes?

I am deeply eclectic: a reader, a writer, a designer, a bicycler, a mac guy, a tall guy.

Looking for great company-- for concerts, ballgames, roller derby bouts, kayaking (though I should probably learn to swim first), learning tango, sneak-into-second-movie double-features at the multiplex, HBO marathons, lazing by water, staying in bed all weekend. Also, rollicking conversations about psychology, politics, books, movies, and the best birthday present you ever got. Also digressions, discussions about discussions, and what typeface that ad was set in.

I'm impressed by: smarts (book and street), style/aesthetics, dimples, extroversion, optimism, and humor anywhere on the continuum from dry wit to goofiness to snarky cynicism. Not that I have any of these traits. (Why do you think I want them?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Perfecting my Ira Glass imitation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They tell me I'm tall...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Does any of this really mean anything?

Recently:
How I Live Now (Saoirse Ronan!), Dallas Buyers Club (McConaughey!), The Spectacular Now (Shailene Woodley!), Take this Waltz (Michelle Williams!), Stories We Tell (Sarah Polley!), About Time (Don't Judge!), Gravity! (CGI!), Enough Said (Middle Age!), The Way, Way Back (Almost as good as Summer of '42!), and what I saw of Melancholia before the projector broke (appropriate!).

All-time:
um, Annie Hall. Also Chinatown, All the President's Men, Tootsie, Three Days of the Condor, The Verdict, Frances, Big Chill, Almost Famous, Michael Clayton, Synecdoche, Ordinary People, In the Loop, I am Love, English Patient, Sideways. Having just seen Lawrence of Arabia in 70mm, have to add that, too. Oh, and those Chris Rock performances.

Music I listen to...
Crooners: Madeleine Peyroux, Tierney Sutton, Lucinda Williams, Leonard Cohen, Diana Krall, Holly Cole, Linda Ronstadt (so sad about her parkinsons), Paul Simon, and that asshole Sinatra
Popsters: Miley, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift, and, yes, Prince & Madonna.
Rockers: Bruce, Bob, David (Byrne), Elvis (Costello), Warren (Zevon)
Hipsters: Arcade Fire, The Hold Steady, Strokes, Killers, The National, Ani, Hem, Gaslight Anthem, Okkervil River

Novelists:
Neal Stephenson, William Gibson, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Ward Just, Curtis Sittenfeld, Richard Ford, John Updike, Lorrie Moore, Amy Waldman, Lorraine Adams, and anything Nick Hornby recommends-- lately, Emma Forrest and Megan Abbott.

Nonfiction-ists:
Robert Caro, Richard Ben Cramer, Michael Lewis, Joan Didion; next up: Cheryl Strayed (again as per Hornby).

Currently:
The Rise and Fall of Great Powers by Tom Rachman

All the usual prestige miniseries-- but have you seen "Boss"? Amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mac/Internet
non-coffee Caffeine
Smart Women
Art
Yoga
NY Times
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In the morning: can I get to work and back on the bike without being rained on?
In the evening: could Charlie Rose be any more pompous?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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