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25 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:55pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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This profile needs some updating for events from over the past 6 months. The short version is that I'm working at the agriculture software startup, been picking up a capoeira hobby over my previous improv hobby, and I'm finally taking a trip out to Europe this year, and may even start looking to move out there.

I'm from New Jersey, yeah what you gonna do 'bout it?

Feel inspired.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been working in tech company building software to support agriculture. I promise I have interests besides the cool tech startup I work for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Great at some video games (Soul Calibur, Mario Kart) and terrible at others (Marvel vs Capcom 3, any FPS ever made besides Golden Eye 64).

I'm a good listener too, and great at giving advice. Basically, the one who has friends asking for advice on life when they're in a bad mood. Sometimes I give surprisingly in-depth help to other people's situations, which is rather ironic because I can be pretty oblivious to my own life.

Finding someone to crash with on a roadtrip.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sometimes I'm really social, and sometimes I'm really quiet.

They also notice I'm a mutt, but can never seem to guess what my ethnic breakdown is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I absolutely love "so bad it's hilarious" movies, like Troll 2, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, and The Room. Comedies, but not romantic comedies or most Adam Sandler movies, and I love any general action movie fight scene (though my favorites are from Kung Fu Hustle). Adventure movies always win as well. If I were a villain, I'd be Dr Horrible, and my henchmen would be the main characters of Attack the Gas Station.

If anyone has Gymkata I demand we watch it.

The only shows I watch on a normal basis are the Daily Show and Colbert Nation. Then usually South Park is on after that so I'll watch that too. But I don't have cable right now so... I watched a bit of Doctor Who but never got too far. 90s cartoons. Futurama, which I quote all the time.

Most foods. No raisins or olives. I legitimately just cringed at the thought of a raisin. Also an apple allergy, which is no bueno.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Smartphone. GPS, email, and entertainment for the buses and trains all in one.

- My nice yet cheapo hybrid bike that I got at a nonprofit bike shop

- Those funny pictures those funny people put on the intertubes. Plus I got a job off of Reddit so it pays off eventually!

- Allergy meds yay.

- Something interesting to do on weekends

- Youtube music playlists while I work
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I should really inform my Chinese housemate "Nice" is not a typical response to "What's up?". But he's been doing it for so long that it would feel weird to finally bring it to his attention now.

Update: He moved and I never told him. :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days, trying to figure out how to get Steam working properly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still play Pokemon.

I don't drink coffee, beer, or coke of any sort - I do drink tea, various hard liquors/sometimes wine, and sprite/fanta. I also don't wear jeans.
You should message me if
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you think you're awesome. You're probably right.

I don't care about match percents. They really don't do human interaction justice.

Steady is nice. That may or may not imply relationship or even beyond platonic.