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29 M Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm Neil I'm 29 I'm fun and friendly :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm 29, living in gateshead city centre, just finished an HND in computing and networking (very nerdy I know) now looking for Work in the IT Sector!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing computers, whinging when very tired and trying hard to be funny. Humour and laughter is the best thing in the world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bad hair and/or my scruffy clothes if im in the gym haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Arrested Development, Futurama, The Thick of It. I don't read at all which I should be named and shamed for really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer,Electricity,My flat, Clothes, Money, Videogames.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialism and Marxism...Is what I'd love to say but its probably how well going to the gym is at shifting this excess weight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching whichever TV show I'm into at the moment or playing videogames with friends, Could be doing something better but I'm yet to be inspired by something/.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still have terrible eating habits, I've managed to go from 257lbs to 216lbs since Xmas by going to the gym alot and going through bouts of near starvation then pigging out.
You should message me if
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You think you could stop me from eating unhealthily and motivate me to do constructive things when I'm down. Those are the worst things about me in small doses I'm not like that :)