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neinfraulein

26 Seattle, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Northwest native, professional musician, crafty and sarcastic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making music, living the dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Planning and executing dinner parties and road trips.
Making playlists. Also regular lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of shy, and make up for it by telling stories. They're generally true.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lots. I like....

The Things They Carried, Swamplandia!, Gone Girl, Norwegian Wood, A Prayer for Owen Meany, anything by Augusten Burroughes, Christopher Moore, or David Sedaris. Lately I've been on a mystery novel kick. Any recommendations?

Movies: They're fine, I just prefer TV

Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Futurama, Dexter, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Office

Music: Beethoven, Rufus Wainwright, Wagner, Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Debussy, Regina Spektor, Bach, Mendelssohn, Schubert, Schumann, Amanda Palmer, Death Cab for Cutie, Ben Folds, and more.

Food: Thai, beer, tomatoes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Tea
Loved ones
My car
Phone, I'm a tethered millennial.
Being near a large body of water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what it would be like to walk on ceilings (while sitting upside down on the couch). Or: what to do with my life, how to make music, future collaborations, feeling the bottom of the keys. Also: conspiracy theories too crazy to be real, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rehearsing, playing piano, or drinking beer and playing board games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an okcupid profile, and sometimes I meet up with strangers from the internet.
You should message me if
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Oh man, what about "You shouldn't message me if?" I have a list, based on the completely arbitrary OKCupid questions section.

-if you think creationism should be taught in schools
-if you don't think overweight people are sexy
-if you wouldn't laugh if your partner accidentally farted during oral sex, because that shit is hilarious (I'm 5)

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