Okay, I've been harassed enough about filling this out. I got on here to have fun with the tests, but it seems some people want to know a little about me. I'm a libertarian. I think people should be able to do whatever they want as long as they're not infringing upon the rights of others. I love guns and knives and exercise my right to have the means to defend myself. CRKT knives are my favorite, and my baby is a Colt M1991A1. I trained in martial arts (Art of Combat and Ninjutsu) and lifted weights for a few years. Grappling was my specialty. I just recently started lifting again. I'm an atheist, but I study and practice some of the principles of Buddhism. I love horses and trained in eventing (dressage, cross-country jumping, and showjumping) for a couple years. I just started riding an off-the-track Thoroughbred a couple times a week; he's a new challenge for me ;). I love off-roading, but I no longer have my 1987 4-Runner and my Z71 can't fit on a lot of trails. (Another expensive hobby.) I danced for a few years as well: lyrical, jazz, hip-hop, modern, tap. A friend just dragged me to a dance class recently, a style I've never experienced (West Coast Swing), and I think I like it. Might stick with that for a while. I really just like to have fun. Go to places like Six Flags, Hurricane Harbor, Speedzone, Dave and Busters, The State Fair. I'm a big kid.

I train dogs for a living. Basic obedience: sit, stay, down, come. Really boring. I used to go pistol shooting once a week, (I'm trying to find a way to fit that into my schedule again), go to dance class once a week, go to the gym twice a week (I'm lazy), go to the barn a couple times a week, and work at a strip club about once a week. I really like cooking. I love going through recipe books and trying new things. Or just looking at the pictures and drooling ;).

Kissing, I've heard. Hitting the target. Getting a half-ton spooked animal under control. Arm locks and triangle chokes. Cooking chicken ;).

My hair or my ass. Or both. "I know a girl that has hair just like yours." Really.

Books: Erotica ;). (Specifically non-consensual sex and straight guys that like experimenting with other guys.) And cookbooks!

Movies: Anything with Vin Diesel in it ;). He's delicious. I love actions, comedies (especially animated), and psychological thrillers. Pulp Fiction, 300, Pirates of the Carribbean, Ice Age, Wall.E, Jackass, V for Vendetta, Hannibal. They aren't movies, but I LOVE Wildboys, Viva La Bam, and Jackass. I can watch them over and over again. Actually, I typically enjoy good TV shows more than movies, like Dexter, Firefly, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Good Eats. The UFC's also fun to watch.

Music: Anything that's good to fuck to. Some hip-hop, some rock, some techno. Ludacris, Justin Timberlake, Eminem, Trina, Aaliyah, Tool, Marilyn Manson, NIN, White Zombie, Crystal Method, Oakenfold, Portishead, Enigma.

Food: I LOVE food ;). Mexican, American, Thai, Japanese, Italian. I try hard to eat as natural as I can. Avoid partially hydrogenated oils, preservatives, MSG, etc.

Well, one principle I strive to live by is that you should not want or need anything other than the basic necessities of life: sun, air, water, food, shelter, etc. I've found that the only other thing I really can't live without is sex. I can go a little while, but I'd rather not. I start to go crazy. %P

...somebody in particular.

Relaxing.

I'm not a stripper. Oh, and I played WoW for like eight months straight. Yeah. ;/

You have balls. It's so hard to find a guy with nuts these days. (Figuratively speaking.) Have your own opinion and speak your mind.