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Mondo_Bazaar

28 M Lawrence, KS

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Preface... I work 55 hours a week; nights, weekends & hollidays. I'd say that I'm a selflessly honest, creative, compassionate, reasonably intelligent, workhorse & food geek looking to meet people with a sense of humor as dark as mine. I value a strong work ethic. I never want to lead a sedentary life & always stay active.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working myself to death & loving it, teaching myself how to ferment everything, dreaming of building an earthship on a permaculture farm, experimenting with various forms of charcuterie, going out, having fun & hanging out with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a friend, making people feel valued, Bad ideas, general cookery, flavor pairing, pickin' chickens, makin' bacon(from scratch) charcuterie, ferments, pickling, brewing, canning, chocolates & pastries, plating, thrifting, keeping busy. Doing alot with a little & a little with alot. Karaoke, depending on level of sobriety. I'd say croquet but I really just enjoy it & have no real talent.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Face! I suppose I have a rather unique style that can't quite be pidgen-holed & tactfully executes poor taste mainly to accentuate good taste. I geek out over obscure details that most wouldn't consider. I can talk for days on anything related to food.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Could go on for days here, but...

I read mostly nonfiction relating to cooking, gardening, alternative construction, permaculture, & preservation. Also love satire; Johnathan Swift, Voltaire, Dante, & John Stewart. Also I'm a big fan of Hubert Selby Jr, Neil Gaiman, Chuck Pahlanuk, & David Sedaris. Additionally I love Greek & Roman mythology, & The works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, & Edgar Allen Poe. Also anything on SLG Publishing, Dark Horse Comics, & EC Comics from the fifties.

I watch a lot of b-movies, documentaries, foreign films, independant movies, horror, thrillers, historical dramas & the like. My favorite directors in no particular order include; Ed Wood, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Stanley Kubric, Gaspar Noe, Jean Piere Jeunet, John Waters, Rob Zombie, Hayao Miyazaki, Takashi Miike, Akira Kurosawa, Alejandro Jordorowski, Kennith Anger, Wes Craven, Wes Anderson, & John Carpenter.

In terms of television, I don't have cable or antenna, but I do rent & stream a fair amount. I really enjoy well written dramas. HBO, Cinemax, FX, Showtime & AMC, BBC, PBS. Off the top of my head; Dr. Who(any), Louie, Sherlock Holmes(any), The Wind in the Willows, Breaking Bad, The League, Kroll show, Wonder Shozen, Star Trek(any), Nova, Mad Men, The Wire, The Soul of a Chef w/David Chaing, & In Search of Perfection w/Heston Blumenthal. I find most sitcoms to be utter shite, & feel that a pop culture reference does not constitute a joke.

Musically I feel Tom Waits is a God & Nick Cave is a close second...

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Psychadellic garage rock, British garage rock, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Northern Soul, Surf rock(Not beach boys more like The Ventures), Alt. country, cocktail music, dubstep, Roots rock, Delta blues, Bebop, positive Hip hop, anything related to the Wu Tang Clan especially if the Rza was involved... really I will listen to anything as long as there's substance & heart to it.

The last three artists I listened to are: The Murder City Devils, Jay Reatard & Death Grips

The last two shows I went to were the black lips @ the riot room & King Khan & The Shrines. In terms of festivals There are only 3 I would consider attending; Austin Psychfest, Gonerfest out in Memphis, & Winfield. I Don't know if Greaserama KC or Mods V. Rockers are actually considered festivals, but I do enjoy them.

Food wise... any food you could name I could probably make from scratch. I've spent over 10 years in professional scratch kitchens & cooking is generally what I'm doing 7-16 hours a day 6-7 days a week. I'm better at savory fare but have a good knowledge of baking & pastry, I do desserts & charcuterie for work when they need me to. I like knowing whats in my food. My favorite types of fare include classical french dishes, southeast asian fare, dim sum, japanese noodles, barbeque, sichwan cooking, eastern european food, anything korean(aside from Kim Jong-un), itallian salumi, some raw food concepts, soul food, molecular gastronomy, eating seasonally, locally sourced foods, anything fermented, the ideas behind being vegan, simple elegant dishes, stuff & things. Oh, & Burgers & Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, coffee, family, friends, achievement & beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Deconstructing classical dishes, upcoming shows, how not to be idle, projects, well placed vengence & new toys
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Kickin' ass at what was voted the Best restaurant, Bar, Date Spot & place to take an out of towner in the city, portioning pig liver for pate, & out til 2 or 4 am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm secretly plotting to build an immersion circulator, & am willing to illegally cater Weddings. Also I tend to give up my heart a little too easily.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You enjoy excellent food & drink & being spoilt with both. Enjoy late night hours, live music, bad horror movies & good beer.