Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

So I am sitting here in class trying to listen to the lecture on the fascinating world of computer programming but also trying to write a flattering description of myself for this site.. I suppose I shouldn't have started off by implying I'm lazy because I'm not really paying attention in class, but hey what can you do. I challenge anyone to listen to this professor speak and not suddenly hear a voice in your head that says "Hey! I should check out a personals site so I don't end up like this guy!"

Unfortunately, I cannot think of one.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I run a business which gives me both the resources to fulfill my toy needs and the free time to sit online and fill out online profiles like I am doing right now.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Running away from thugs. Climbing and subsequently falling off of ladders. Writing inefficient sorting algorithms in C++. Mixing shots that make people sick. Making my bed.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I am almost, but not quite, entirely too tall.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Ender's Game, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Empire Falls, The Day of the Jackal, Catch-22, Ubik

Movies: That's a tough one. I am a junior-grade movie buff. The Godfather, Lawrence of Arabia, Office Space, Swingers, Kill Bill, Requiem For a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, Best in Show, Punch Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood

Music: Somehow I always feel really behind and ignorant about music. Lately I've been listening to The Zutons, The Fratellis, Arctic Monkeys, Flobots, Rage, The Doors

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

This seems to be the answer that everyone else tries to be clever with. I absolutely refuse to be clever with this answer. In fact, I will put nothing here but a slight tangent on how I refuse to be clever.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

One word: Zombies. I have a detailed escape and survival plan.
Also, how to pluralize interesting phrases. Example: Sex with an Alligator. It's the name of a drink. It wouldn't be Sex with Alligators. Or Sexes with Alligators. The most accurate pluralization I can come up with is "Multiple instances of sex with an alligator", but that's just awkward!

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

I just got a swanky new apartment on the downtown mall and am in walking distance to everything. The view out my living room window is of a bar. The view out of my bedroom window is of the same bar but from a slightly different angle. What do you THINK I'm doing on a Friday night?

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I consistently use the wrong pronunciation of the word "bass."

You should message me if Propose an edit

1. You like the movie V for Vendetta
2. You aren't a non-drinker
3. You're passionate about politics
4. You aren't offended that I'm a vegetarian

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