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nembutals

26 / M / straight / Single

Poway, California

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Smarter Than The Average Bear

I know you can't really tell from his profile, but anyone who's an Atheist is smarter than all the other lemmings out there. I personally am... read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
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Education
Job
Political / Government
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Poorly)

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I am not going to, tell you, and that's it.

My Self-Summary

This time I'll try harder to explain myself...maybe. But not right now. Thanksssssssssssssssssssssss.

What I’m doing with my life

Currently working on a scheme to make myself a thousandaire where I also wouldn't have to work very hard to do so. Apart from that I work and I think and I breathe and sleep and various other verbs that happen with life. But I mostly think and occasionally record said thoughts.

I’m really good at

Being an uncle to the coolest nephew. Also recognizing awesome things and recommending them to people whom I like. I'm also really good at fucking with people (as a hobby mostly) e.g. gaslighting and other things such as too. Being vague. Run-on sentences, English, and irony. Punctua;tion. Apathy, but when I do it it's cooler than when you do it. Listening to good music and watching great movies and sex.

The first things people usually notice about me

I couldn't guess.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Favorite Music: The Blood Brothers, The Mars Volta, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Neon Blonde, Mastodon, The Locust (various other Justin Pearson bands), TV On The Radio, Bright Eyes, The Good Life, Damien Rice, Bad Religion, Propagandhi, Bjork, Portishead, Sparklehorse, At The Drive-in, Cursive, Marnie Stern, The Violent Femmes, Joy Division, Battles, Venetian Snares, David Bowie, Saul Williams, Wu-tang Clan, Death From Above 1979, The Dresden Dolls, Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Flaming Lips, Sigur Ros, The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, Bob Dylan, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, My Morning Jacket, The Black Keys, Against Me!, Arcade Fire, Pinback, Flight of the Conchords, The Swell Season, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Daniel Johnston, Serj Tankian, Tool, Geronimo....I'm sure I'm leaving someone out.

Favorite TV Shows: The Wire, Deadwood, Rome, The Office, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, In Treatment, AOTS, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Real Time With Bill Maher, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Flight of the Conchords, Big Love, The Universe, This American Life.

Favorite Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, City of God, The Lookout, The Fall, Milk, Encounters at the End of the World, Children of Men, Magnolia, Jesus' Son, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Primer, Sin City, Waking Life, Brick, Ghost World, Princess Mononoke, This Is Spinal Tap, Stranger Than Fiction, Princess Bride, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Little Miss Sunshine, Kill Bill(s), Once, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Punch-Drunk Love, The Departed, Spirited Away, Dr. Strangelove, Babel, Let the Right One In and a many many more...

Favorite Books: The People of Paper, American Gods, Skinny Dip, In Cold Blood, Siddhartha, The Great Gatsby, Watchmen.

Artists: Zdzisław Beksiński, Dali, Eric White, Ray Ceasar, Dave McKean, Brothers Quay, Alex Grey...

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The six things I could never do without

Family
Pets
Inspiration/Motivation
Modern Medicine
Other people I like
The laughter of children?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

the thoughts I have.

On a typical Friday night I am

stealing cars and watching lightning bolts fuck.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am a never-nude.

I have 2 personalities; only 1 person knows.

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You should message me if

you want to and are interesting or funny also cute as well as smart...then I'll let you.

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