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nemoyasaurus

29 San Francisco, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I make super8 Star Trek stop motion movies
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach fifth grade. According to one of my students I am his "pettiest teacher." So either he forgot a letter or he knows me really well.

We recently started learning basic chemistry and the kids created a molecule for me. My atoms were kindness, awesomeness, calmness, fun, and forgetfulness. They all got As.

But seriously, these kids are everything. I'm very lucky to spend my days with them. The last day of school is always the hardest for me, emotionally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, guns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently I was on a plane responding to some letters my students had written to me. The man sitting next to me said, in all seriousness, "I always wondered what kind of women wrote to inmates." So apparently that's a thing people do, and I look like the kind of person who does it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Firefly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Safewords.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find ways to make my dog cuddle with me. She's growing up and getting so independent these days!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my dad has, on occasion, served roadkill for dinner that he accidentally hit with his truck (montana!)

Also, I share a very unusual name with a character on Game of Thrones. If that's exciting for you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't use emoticons. You're not laid-back, easy-going or open-minded. These are not real things. If you're man enough to come in and read to my students. If the thought of sharing a box of wine and the fact that I once accidentally set up my best friend with a homeless man appeals to you, then I may be interested in being interested.

(Also, I should note that I am not a big fan of hiking and other weird sports stuff. I know that those activities are popular on here and liking them is a desirable trait, but I just don't. I'll support you wholeheartedly while you extreme rock climb or whatever, but I'll be waiting at the bottom of the mountain, drinking.)