Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Soooo .... I'm giving this thing a try because a lot of my clients
told me they have met their boyfriends/gf's/husband/wives
online,.... And since I work a lot and I'm not into the club or bar
scene so I'm kinda limited on where I meet people ... So here it
goes ! Lol
My parents are from Chile...so yes I am Latina ! In case you were
wondering ! Lol But I was born here. ( no.. I sadly don't have a
sexy accent :P .. But I do speak Spanish )
A way to my heart is to make me laugh! I like teasing humor , the
kind where it's a back and forth bantering eachother ... I don't
get offended easily...I like a man that can keep me on my toes but
is also crazy about me.....So I'm now accepting applications !!!
Hurry before I'm no longer available !!!
Doesn't matter what we are doing , if I'm in good company, I can
have fun. I'm easy going and get along with pretty much anyone...
Unless I don't like you :D
I love dogs, so if you don't like them, don't bother with me. I
have a pug and one eyeed lhasa apso I recently adopted. They both
are chill loving dogs that get along with every dog and
I like taking my dog to the dog park and just being outdoorsy in
general. Also enjoy painting. I'm not really good but it is
I also volunteer and have fostered for animal shelters . I'm a pit
bull activist and very passionate about educating people about the
breed and how they get a bad rap.
I'm looking to spend time and get to know a man that knows what he
wants... In life , career, woman and for his future. I want to find
one man I'm crazy about and he is crazy about me ... I'm the woman
he has been looking for ! Lol
Unless it's mad ,passionate ,extraordinary love..it's a waste of
your time ....
There are too many mediocre things in life ..LOVE shouldn't be one
Not to sound full of myself or conceded but I'm an awsome chick
with so much to offer a man I'm with . I know what I want and I
won't BS any guy by leading him on if I'm not interested .
I'm for sure a giver in every sense but I want it to be
appreatiated not taken advantage of .
This is a list of my deal breakers ... So if you pass them ...
You've made it to the next round !!!!! Ding ! Ding ! Ding !
Smokers ( yes if you smoke while you drink.. It still counts
... Gross people .. Cut that shit out!!!)
Bad temper or aggression issues
Cheaters and womanizers
Bad hygiene ( bad breath is #1 turn off)
Doesn't love dogs and animals in general
No sense of humor
Not family oriented
Live with your parents
I'm pretty open so just ask me whatever else you want to know :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Hairstylist or as I like to call it "Hairapist " or
Hairartist works as well .. Have been for 11 years . I lease a
suite and have my own business.
Still love it ! I specialize in men's cuts ...
Sooooo need a haircut !?? Haha
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being communicative .. I can talk to anyone ( just choose not to
-Trying anything once .. Well almost anything meth is not somthing
I want to try .
-Being an amazballs friend ( I'll help you hide a body )
-Knowing random fun facts about random things ( giraffes can clean
their own ears with their tongue)
-Asking questions ( you are interviewing for the position after all
-Cleaning .. I'm Hispanic .. We come out knowing how to cook and
-Massages ( maybe with happy endings ;-)
- A killer sandwich .. If you deserve it
-Great with animals...they flock to me like on ace Ventura
-Being decisive ( when you ask me somthing ,I won't say "I don't
know ... What about you ? " ...if you are indecisive ...I'm the
girl of your dreams
- great listener
-Knowing when to stop talking and stop a list
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Umm I don't know .. How short I am ? Lol my chest ( men will be
men) ? Haha Smile ? I have no idea ... I'm going to start asking
people .. Take a poll on it, and get back to you .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There is not enough space on this page for all the movies I like .
Lets just say .. I'm a movie junkie. I'll just throw a small list
out there ..not much of a tv watcher though ..'I know SHOCKER !!! I
don't watch the bachelor!! Mainly movies and documentaries .
Somewhere in time
House of flying daggers
Star Wars ( before the new ones- jarjar must die)
Phantom of the opera
Dumb and Dumber
Music .. I like everything but super country music or Mexican
Mainly listen to electronica style or radiohead
Food... Seafood of any kind (sushi is always a great choice )
I'm a huge foodie and love trying new hole in the wall places .
Lets go !!
Books I love .. But can not put them down once I start .. So I'm
extremely unproductive when I do read . So go thru phases where I
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is retarded
... Do they mean like I'm trapped on an island with nothing ? Or do
they mean just 6 things I love a ton ? Or do they want to know what
I use the most on a day to day basis ? Be more specific and I will
answer this question accordingly ...😒
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The last question this thing asked me ..
What my future will be like .. And what will I be putting in my
mouth ! ... I mean food wise ! You perv ! Hahaha
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work all day and very late Friday nights .. So normally I stay in
.. Chill out .. Watch movie .. Take a bubble bath ... Or go out to
late dinner with friends somewhere. My weekends are Sunday and
Monday .. That's when all the cool people are off work .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love cheesy romance novels .. And yes I have read all the 50
shades of gray books.... It's sad I know:-/ ..deal with it .
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't anything on my deal breakers list ... And if you think
I'm sexy :P attraction is big ( like my butt ) ...but ...Chemistry
is huge. That's way more important .
Also if you're funny .. I mean ridiculous funny .. We will be
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