Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Always trying to be expanding because it's either that or
contracting. Many years ago, I related to someone that I was bored.
They said to me,
"Well, only boring people get bored ."
I have never been bored since.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a professional at making things. Right at the moment I've got
several projects that are all half done or mostly done and I'm
pushing through to to the other side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at whatever I like to do. Act like an adult when you have
to, but be a child when you get to.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe the first thing they think is that any moment, I might jump
up and paint a bedroom. I don't know. I don't go running around
asking people what they first noticed about me. Oh, actually no, a
lot of times I totally get told I remind them of Seth Rogen or Zach
Galifinakis, 'but in a good way' they always say. Most of this has
happened since I grew hair from my face though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books that give me new ideas about Earth sciences, philosophies,
funny shit. I don't watch a whole lot of movies at the moment but
that doesn't mean I don't like movies. Who doesn't like movies?
I've been watching a lot of David Attenborough documentaries. I
like music that makes me dance. Boots and cats and boots and cats
and boots and cats.......
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, laughing, making things, traveling, fluorescent orange and if
I couldn't play pool I'd kick a baby into space.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly, I am always amazed at the belief systems people have,
their dogmas, and how it influences their behavior towards others.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing in a pool tournament, out of town on a snowboarding trip,
hiking through slot canyons, watching a meteor shower, bat
watching, listening for owls while drinking a beer on my roof,
working on a new project, or out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an ordained minister. That's right folks, I can legally marry
'em and bury 'em. I'm ordained in the Church of the Latter-Day
Dude. It's all about taking it easy. Sometimes you just gotta sit
back and say, 'fuck it.'
You should message me if
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"I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' "ifs."What I wanna hear
from yo black ass is: "you ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the
motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for
the cavalry, which should be comin' directly."
"You ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back
in there, chill them niggas out and wait for The Wolf, who should
be comin' directly."
"You sendin' The Wolf?"
"Shit Negro, that's all you had to say".
If you don't know what this is from you may want to do a complete
re-evaluation of your life and take stock on what it might mean
from here on out because something just isn't right. Or you could
ask me and I'll remind you.
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