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neoceratodus

35 Scottsdale, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Always trying to be expanding because it's either that or contracting. Many years ago, I related to someone that I was bored. They said to me,
"Well, only boring people get bored ."

I have never been bored since.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a professional at making things. Right at the moment I've got several projects that are all half done or mostly done and I'm pushing through to to the other side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at whatever I like to do. Act like an adult when you have to, but be a child when you get to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe the first thing they think is that any moment, I might jump up and paint a bedroom. I don't know. I don't go running around asking people what they first noticed about me. Oh, actually no, a lot of times I totally get told I remind them of Seth Rogen or Zach Galifinakis, 'but in a good way' they always say. Most of this has happened since I grew hair from my face though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books that give me new ideas about Earth sciences, philosophies, funny shit. I don't watch a whole lot of movies at the moment but that doesn't mean I don't like movies. Who doesn't like movies? I've been watching a lot of David Attenborough documentaries. I like music that makes me dance. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.......
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, laughing, making things, traveling, fluorescent orange and if I couldn't play pool I'd kick a baby into space.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly, I am always amazed at the belief systems people have, their dogmas, and how it influences their behavior towards others.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing in a pool tournament, out of town on a snowboarding trip, hiking through slot canyons, watching a meteor shower, bat watching, listening for owls while drinking a beer on my roof, working on a new project, or out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an ordained minister. That's right folks, I can legally marry 'em and bury 'em. I'm ordained in the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. It's all about taking it easy. Sometimes you just gotta sit back and say, 'fuck it.'
You should message me if
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"I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' "ifs."What I wanna hear from yo black ass is: "you ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry, which should be comin' directly."

"You ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for The Wolf, who should be comin' directly."

"You sendin' The Wolf?"

"Feel better?"

"Shit Negro, that's all you had to say".

If you don't know what this is from you may want to do a complete re-evaluation of your life and take stock on what it might mean from here on out because something just isn't right. Or you could ask me and I'll remind you.