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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am 23 and female.

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I hate cooking. I hate people with no open mind and who are stuck in mainstream ideas. I am somewhere between mainstream and crunchy. I try not to eat or drink anything with high fructose corn syrup in it. People think I'm nuts, but I know I'm just better educated.

I love to read and presently I am all a flutter about Laurell K. Hamilton's new book coming out in June. I am positive I will squeal and dance around like a 5 year old girl when I see it. ( I sometimes have those tendencies).

I do not keep tons of friends but I like to meet new people. The friends I do have I've had for years. Some of them borderline on relationships (not sexually mind you) I think some of the girls would be offended if I let you think that.

My humor is almost always that of a 15 year old boy (i.e. sexual or gross) If you are offended easily I would prefer avoidance.

I don't think this little box is enough to truly get a person's personality across.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm temping at CitiMortgage right now. I am raising a very energetic 4 year old and a fussy 2 month old (fresh outta the box). I am trying to maintain a gorgeous split level home with 4 bedrooms and 2 living rooms and a beautiful kitchen (not that I ever cook).

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making you laugh at something ridiculous. Cooking anything that comes in a box or a can.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I have dark blue eyes so I don't think that's it. Hmm, I don't think it's my smile either.... You know, I've never walked up on myself before, why don't you tell me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: anything by Laurell K. Hamilton including her new comic series.

Movies: I like comedies the most, I do not do well with horror, and yet I always seem to end up watching them. I am also a huge kid's movies fan.

Music: I mostly listen to alternative and rock.

Food: I love food. I love tomatoes and strawberries and cheese and grapes and pasta and sandwiches and pumpkin pie and I just LOVE food. lol.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

My family, milk, super hot showers, my memory foam mattress, music in the car, and summer.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

The future, the money I'll never have, and the big unknown questions of the universe.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Home, unless I actually have a night off from being "mom" then I'm out doing whatever my budget allows. My favorite place when I can afford it is the strip clubs though. Bring on the ladies!!!

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I no longer like my sex toys. I prefer the shower head. :)

You should message me if Propose an edit

You feel the intense need to do so. And face it, you know you do.

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