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31 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats

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My self-summary
My personality type is ... not defined by antiquated tests. It's best illustrated through stories.

I'm alright at starting conversations. And that's what I'm here to do, in a way. So, if you get a half-ass shout-out, well, that just means I want to drop a dime.

If you wanna talk about Calvin and Hobbes, now or ever, I'm your man.

If you live at home, I'm likely not your man.
What I’m doing with my life
Web designer/programmer & fiction writer
I’m really good at
Filling silences ... sometimes with fart noises. (The folks from The State are all my heroes.) So I guess I'm also really good at acting my shoe size. 48.
The first things people usually notice about me
I say what I think. This is good and bad. But I'm an optimist, so I think it's pretty good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon; Flatland by Edwin Abbott; White Noise by Don DeLillo; Cannery Row by John Steinbeck; Specimen Days by Michael Cunningham; The Devil All the Time by Donald Ray Pollock.

MOVIES: Crap. All crap. Halloween and Airplane. That kinda awesome crap.

SHOWS: Roseanne; 30 Rock; Seinfeld; Arrested Development; That Mitchell and Webb Look; BSG; Breaking Bad; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Veep, Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones (because who doesn't, right?)

MUSIC: The Hidden Cameras; Bob Dylan; Otis Redding; R.E.M.

FOOD: New England clam chowder and Canada Dry ginger ale ... but not together, never together ... trust me.
The six things I could never do without

Some form of writing instrument, be it a keyboard or a biro

The freedom to say what I want

Any kind of learning


But most of all:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Achievements. Of the human and the Xbox variety.

I think about a subconscious without nightmares, like a country without war.

I think about how best to apologize for my misdeeds, and about those, however dreamlike, may forgive me my flaws.

I think about getting another useless English degree.

I think & dream & yearn & my heart beats for those who are challenging & like to be challenged.
On a typical Friday night I am
Beers & books. Or babes & bullets. Or. Y'know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was arrested when I was 13 because I was very very bored in my small small town.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're cool, and cool with starting a convo with a stranger, and if you're cold to the idea of inaction.