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26 M Sherman Oaks, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:44pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
It was either this or Cougar Life!

Hey how's it going? I'm Jose.

My facial expressions are constantly alternating between Jim Halpert and Nick Miller.

I'm sarcastic and make very inappropriate jokes.

I'm incredibly nerdy.

Near blind because I read so much, so I wear glasses all the time.

I hate vegetables, keep those greens to yourself chief...

Give me a Cadbury egg and I'm one happy guy.

I really don't know how to fill this out.
What I’m doing with my life
Stuff and things, mostly just trying to improve myself.
I’m really good at
Thats what she said jokes.
Attention to detail.
Knowing random facts about random topics.
Making pancakes.
Being awkward.
Bad puns.
Eating quickly.
Being oblivious to someone's attraction to me.
Dancing horribly.
Making breakfast in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses, hair, and my goofy smile. Also my Jango/Boba Fett tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Noah Levine, and George Orwell. John Dies at the End, Battle Royale, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Scott Pilgrim.

Movies: Huge Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, and Michel Gondry fan. Star Wars nerd to the bone.

Shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Daily Show.

Music: I listen to a lot of Citizen, Balance and Composure, Minus the Bear, Brand New, Band of Horses, Circa Survive, and Avett Brothers.

Food: I love food, I'm a picky eater but always down to try something new.
The six things I could never do without
The internet.
Video Games.
My friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies, the possibility of a giant squid attacking a cruise ship, alien invasions, what people are thinking about while they drive, food, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out eating with my friends and getting into crazy debauchery, or staying in with a good book and eat pizza. Either way, food is involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have really bizarre fears, like not driving on mountain roads because I might get abducted by aliens.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like nerdy stuff and pizza.
Also if you're funny and interesting.
And cute.
Actually all the above would be nice.

Also, I'm terrible at writing people. I might like you but I would have no idea what the hell to say so I apologize!