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neontruths

26 M Sherman Oaks, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
God knows how many times I've rewritten this part...

Here's some basic things I think I'd like you to know about me.

I enjoy eating, nothing makes me happier than biting into a tasty burger or pizza, slurping up ramen, or inhaling Chipotle burritos.

Humor is very important to me, I like surrounding myself with people that can make me laugh and act weird with. That's fun, and weird is pretty.

Father to zero kids, like some but I'd be that overly cautious dad that needs to baby proof the house and that stresses me just thinking about it.

I have a weak spot for short girls with straight bangs and tattoos. But even if you aren't short and don't have straight bangs or tattoos, at the end of the day personality all tops everything.

I spend most of my days sleeping, riding around town on my bike (not my main mode of transportation, chill), going to the local archery range, taking late night beach trips, tasting new kinds of beer (sorta job related), and spending times with friends.

I think I'm on here to meet someone new, hang out or to go on a date with. I know it says I'm here for casual sex too but I'm more eh about that part...

You can trust everything I say.
For a man who loves big butts doesn't lie.
What I’m doing with my life
My family asks me the same thing.
I’m really good at
Thats what she said jokes.
Attention to detail.
Knowing random facts about random topics.
Making pancakes.
Being awkward.
Bad puns.
Eating quickly.
Being oblivious to someone's attraction to me.
Dancing horribly.
Making breakfast in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm in the room as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Noah Levine, and George Orwell.
John Dies at the End
This Book is Full of Spiders
The Great Gatsby
The Gunslinger
The Soloist
Neuromancer
Battle Royale
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Hilarity Ensues
Scott Pilgrim

Movies:
Wes Anderson films.
Tim Burton films.
The entirety of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Her
The Science of Sleep
Pineapple Express
Starship Troopers
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
So many others I can't even begin to name...

Shows:
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Supernatural
Adventure Time
Regular Show
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Arrow
Pushing Daisies
Boy Meets World
and Anime.

Music:
Citizen
Balance and Composure
Minus the Bear
Brand New
Band of Horses
Circa Survive
Avett Brothers
Tokyo Police Club
The Wonder Years

Food: I love food, I'm a picky eater but always down to try something new.
The six things I could never do without
The internet.
Video Games.
Books.
My friends.
Music.
Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies, the possibility of a giant squid attacking a cruise ship, alien invasions, what people are thinking about while they drive, food, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something or nothing. Don't worry about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have really bizarre fears, like not driving on mountain roads because I might get abducted by aliens.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like nerdy stuff and pizza.
Also if you're funny and interesting.
And cute.
Actually all the above would be nice.