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29 • Madison, WI • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–38
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 9:48am
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Seeing Someone
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)
Since it seems to be the most common deal-breaker I'll address that I am legally married to a wonderful woman. She is well aware that I'm on OK Cupid and thinks it's very funny. It's as awkward as you want to make it, which would preferably be not at all.
I am a traveler. I have been to approximately 40 countries and almost all of the states. I just got 82 more pages sewn into my passport and intend to try to use them all before it expires.
I also have a fairly mundane daily life to support that habit. I have a 40-hour a week job that pays the mortgage on a quirky old house on the near-east side. I garden and perform amateur electrical work. I sleep about five hours a night and haven't called in sick in over a decade because if I'm going to feel awful I'd rather get paid for it. I'm a Madison native but I've lived in Seattle, Denver, and Reimst. I'm spitefully knowledgeable about international law and my political beliefs don't conform to any party I've ever seen.
Honestly though, none of that is too important.
I burned through all the grand life plans I made in 7th grade and a dozen more I wish I'd thought of then. Now it's just about living well.
I'm eternally restless. I have to be learning something, planning something, wanting something. The juxtaposition is spending the entire weekend just watching Law and Order and playing Minecraft.
Short list of personal favorites: Frankenstein, Lolita, Oscar Wilde, Dawn of the Dead, Transformers (1985), Workaholics, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Mindless Self Indulgence, Girl Talk, Autre Ne Veut.
There is no short list for food. I hate dill and cilantro but I love all things not dill and cilantro.
I do have an Avril Lavigne concert shirt that I still wear regularly, although it gets harder with every album. I'm too sure of rejection or annoyance to message most people, and at the end of the day it'd really be nice just to have a few drinks, flirt a bit, and make out in the shadows but I'd rather not be explicitly why we're in contact.
That said, you'd still like to grab a drink some time after we've determined a degree of interest. No pretense about what's going to come of it.
If you bought my book I'll sign it and put the royalties towards a drink for you.
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