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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 25
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I get bored sometimes.

Quit my job and travel the world for a year, join the Army because the FSOT test for the diplomatic corp is further out sorta bored. Write a novel, cook something fancy, drink myself into oblivion sorta bored.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm pretty decent at a lot of things, including being humble enough not to say that I'm really good at them. My most honed skills would be in the arena of remembering a ton of otherwise useless and irrelevant data and recalling it at opportune times. In addition I'm fairly good at analyzing systems and looking for ways to improve efficiency, this is applied 10% to my job and 90% to trivial games and avoiding traffic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My taste in music, movies, and food is shameless. There are few things that have come to annoy me more than listening to people drone on about why their subjective tastes are better than the subjective tastes of others. People like the things they like, and whether their reasoning is defensible or not I'm beyond bored by people who who feel the need to inject their superiority into the situation.

Short list of personal favorites: Frankenstein, Lolita, Oscar Wilde, Dawn of the Dead, Transformers (1985), Workaholics, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Mindless Self Indulgence, Girl Talk, Autre Ne Veut.

There is no short list for food. I hate dill and cilantro but I love all things not dill and cilantro.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could survive with a notebook and pen on a desert island, but a stable internet connection and some pants would certainly help.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
News, politics, history, missed opportunities, and whether I've been wrong all along about just about anything. (The short answer to which is no, the long answer is that I have to be much more careful with my wording whether anyone else will ever know or care.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking myself into oblivion while playing emulated Nintendo games, having some people over for a few board games, or just tossing my feet up and enjoying a movie.
You should message me if
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You'd rather meet up and kill some time over a tasty drink than message back and forth for any extended about of time.