Hello to whoever is reading my profile. I'm Nerbie Q. Pants. I'm 28 years old and a graduate from the College of Notre Dame of Maryland aka CONDOM in Baltimore, Md. I want to someday teach college in Psychology, hopefully something Experimental. I'm a freak who enjoyed stats class. I consider myself to be a feminist and am a proud Women's College grad. I currently work at a non profit saving the world job as a social recreation specialist working with people with mental health issues. Which basically means I get paid to have fun. Which sounds a lot more fun than it actually is. I just started a master's program in Psychometrics. I spend a lot of time hanging out with my awesome friends and my awesome roomates and really enjoy playing games, especially Scrabble, Dominion, Rumikub, Apples to Apples, Qwirkle, Settlers of Catan and Castle Risk. I hate snow because it bankrupts my leave and makes me shovel crap. My cat is cooler than your cat. I enjoy toilet humor a lot. Gotta love South Park. I'm a redditor but not a very active poster. I'm an atheist but basically see identifying as Catholic as being almost an ethnicity at this point, similar to being Jewish. It's part of my heritage but not something I practice. According to the Myers Brigg I'm an ENTP. I love the water and pretty much anything you can do that involves it. I want to learn how to sail. I'm listed as bisexual on here because I like boys and I like girls and I like girls who like boys who do boys who do girls(Always should be someone you really loooooove) (I appologize for the random blur lyric tangent.) But I hate the connotations of that word and I don't make out with girls to get attention from guys either. I am a socially awkward penguin.

Also screw all of you people that the compare function says are way more literary than me. I'm so literary it hurts.

I am eccentric, vibrant, and busy

Work, Reading Textbooks, Attending a Master's program, reading, playing some video games but lately I have less time for them, traveling to different places, Netflix on demand, Recreation, Attending Nude Beaches, obsessing over The X Files, LOST The Lives of Mayfair Witches books, The Dark Tower Books, Everclear, Futurama and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Loving my wonderful cat. Driving around with my car stereo blasting music at an unreasonable volume when most people are asleep. Yelling obscene things at Hopkins freshman from my front porch. Rooting for the Capitals. Learning. Wasting hours on end looking up random shit on wikipedia. I <3 statistics. I also love to kayak. I live in a communal dirty house with a bunch of glitter loving queers as the ad said in Baltimore, MD in Charles Village and love it. I am happy to now have real furniture (complete with memory foam mattress pad and dresser) and no longer sleep on a mattress on the floor.

Procrastination, research and reading. Also playing with cute animals. Also wasting time on the internet. Hence my profile on this site. I also can cook or so I hear. But everyone thinks they can cook.

My hair is no longer down to my ass or blue so I don't really know what people notice about me. Why don't we meet and you can let me know, kay?

A: The Dark Tower Books, IT (Anything Stephen King), All of the Kushiel's Books by Jacqueline Carey, The Lives of Mayfair Witches Books, Anita Blake (The part of the series before it became a gigantic orgy) The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Rachel Morgan Books, Various Bits of Shakespeare, The Great Gatsby, Thursday Next, Vampire Chronicles, Jane Eyre, Anything Thomas Harris, Ken Follett, Harry Potter, Dune, The Little Prince, Speak, American Gods, Anna Karenina, Xanth, books by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Watchmen

B: Silence of the Lambs, Beauty and the Beast, 10 Things I hate about you, the first two X Men movies and First Class, Zoolander, Children of Men, Lord of the Rings, Female Trouble, Half Baked, Airheads, Rocky Horror, American Beauty, 1776, The Fifth Element, All three Harold and Kumar movies, The X Files: Fight the Future, Supertroopers The Dark Knight, Thank you for Smoking, Serenity, Star Wars, Hairspray(And anything else Jon Waters directed), But I'm a Cheerleader, Wet Hot American Summer, LA Confidential, Watchmen, The Big Lebowski even though I can't really remember the end of the movie because by the end I've had so many White Russians I can't see straight.

C: The X Files, LOST, Futurama, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, How I met your mother, Arrested Development, the Simpsons, Caps Games, Glee

D: Everclear, Mary Prankster, Tom Petty, Rage Against the Machine, Little Richard, Adele, Bush, Depeche Mode, Q and Not U, Bikini Kill, Counting Crows, Jack off Jill, The Smiths, L7, Weird Al, Ani, Marvelous 3, Violent Femmes, Sleater-Kinney, Mathew Good Band, Babes in Toyland, Barenaked Ladies, Joydrop, Further Seems Forever, Suzanne Vega, Toadies, My Ruin, John Denver, Veruca Salt, Garbage, Liz Phair but I hate the new albums, Jackson Browne, Random Disney Music, The Dresden Dolls, Harry and the Potters, Lauryn Hill, The Dixie Chicks, Mary J Blige, Flobots, Adele, R.E.M., Tupac, Rent, The Beatles, Hole, mc chris

E: Cheese, especially Humboldt Fog, Pesto, peas, hummus, escargot, peanut sauce, sushi

Something to read, Someone interesting to talk to, My 3 favorite TV shows (Lost, The X Files and Futurama), My ipod, My unbelievably awesome family and The outdoors.

Whatever I'm reading at the time. Feminism. Therapeutic Recreation. The Dark Tower books. Inappropriate things. Getting a master's. Where I want to go in life and the world. Research. The future. Marsupials. Work. Decorating my room. Places I want to travel to. Cheap ways to have fun. Kittens. Kissing Amanda Palmer. Futurama. 42. My cat. Fun places to take my clients. How to back up my 12 passenger work van into it's parking space. My family reunion and how unbelievably awesome it is.

Probably drinking beer at my friends house while watching the x files, playing rockband or playing castle risk. Engaging in some form of mischief, camping, drinking, reading, playing with animals, trying to find some swings to play on, or obsessing over Lost. If you aren't watching Lost you are missing out.

One time in college I did a speech and wrote a paper on how I want to be a Jedi when I grow up for a college class. There was theme music and a lightsaber fight during said presentation.

I'm more worried about velociraptors than the zombie apocalypse.

You are intelligent, don't use netspeak and are understanding of the fact that I don't meet people off of the internet unless I've known them for a couple days and have had a phone conversation with them or have some previous connection with them. I don't want to end up chopped up in someone's crawl space and I generally think for safety's sake waiting a little while and meeting in public is a good idea.

I generally like meeting new people and if we share similar interests go ahead and message me. Maybe we can meet for a beer or something after we make sure no one is going to chop anyone up. If things go poorly the worst that can happen is that we each end up with a funny story and beer.

I would also especially like to meet you if you can rap nrrd grrl to me.

Oh and no anti choicers.