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nerbieQpants

30 F Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello to whoever is reading my profile. I'm Nerbie Q. Pants. I'm 30 years old and a graduate from the College of Notre Dame of Maryland aka CONDOM in Baltimore, Md. I want to someday teach college in Psychology, hopefully something Experimental. I'm a freak who enjoyed stats class. I consider myself to be a feminist and am a proud Women's College grad. I recently quit my non profit saving the world job as a social recreation specialist working with people with mental health issues. Which basically meant I got paid to have fun. Which sounds a lot more fun than it actually is. I quit my job to work on my masters in Psychometrics. I spend a lot of time hanging out with my awesome friends and my awesome roomates and really enjoy playing games, especially Scrabble, Dominion, Rumikub, Apples to Apples, Qwirkle, Settlers of Catan and Castle Risk. I'm an atheist but basically see identifying as Catholic as being almost an ethnicity at this point, similar to being Jewish. It's part of my heritage but not something I practice. According to the Myers Brigg I'm an ENTP. I'm not a big fan of heights. I love the water and pretty much anything you can do that involves it. I want to learn how to sail. I'm listed as bisexual on here because I like boys and I like girls and I like girls who like boys who do boys who do girls(Always should be someone you really loooooove) (I appologize for the random blur lyric tangent.) But I hate the connotations of that word and I don't make out with girls to get attention from guys either. I am a socially awkward penguin.

Also screw all of you people that the compare function says are way more literary than me. I'm so literary it hurts.

I am eccentric, vibrant, and busy
What I’m doing with my life
Work, Reading Textbooks, Attending a Master's program, reading, traveling to different places, Netflix on demand, Recreation, Attending Nude Beaches, obsessing over The X Files, LOST The Lives of Mayfair Witches books, The Dark Tower Books, Everclear, Futurama and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Loving my wonderful cat. Driving around with my car stereo blasting music at an unreasonable volume when most people are asleep. Yelling obscene things at Hopkins freshman from my front porch. Rooting for the Capitals. Learning. Wasting hours on end looking up random shit on wikipedia. I <3 statistics. I also love to kayak.
I’m really good at
Procrastination, research and reading. Also playing with cute animals. Also wasting time on the internet. Hence my profile on this site. I also can cook or so I hear. But everyone thinks they can cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my hair which is getting quite long. Why don't we meet and you can let me know, kay?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A: The Dark Tower Books, IT (Anything Stephen King), All of the Kushiel's Books by Jacqueline Carey, The Lives of Mayfair Witches Books, Anita Blake (The part of the series before it became a gigantic orgy) The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Rachel Morgan Books, Various Bits of Shakespeare, The Great Gatsby, Thursday Next, Vampire Chronicles, Jane Eyre, Anything Thomas Harris, Ken Follett, Harry Potter, Dune, The Little Prince, Speak, American Gods, Anna Karenina, Xanth, books by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Watchmen

B: Silence of the Lambs, Beauty and the Beast, 10 Things I hate about you, the first two X Men movies and First Class, Zoolander, Children of Men, Lord of the Rings, Female Trouble, Half Baked, Airheads, Rocky Horror, American Beauty, 1776, The Fifth Element, All three Harold and Kumar movies, The X Files: Fight the Future, Supertroopers The Dark Knight, Thank you for Smoking, Serenity, Star Wars, Hairspray(And anything else Jon Waters directed), But I'm a Cheerleader, Wet Hot American Summer, LA Confidential, Watchmen, The Big Lebowski even though I can't really remember the end of the movie because by the end I've had so many White Russians I can't see straight.

C: The X Files, LOST, Futurama, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, How I met your mother, Arrested Development, the Simpsons, Caps Games, Glee , Archer, Stand up, The Sarah Silverman program

D: Everclear, Mary Prankster, Tom Petty, Rage Against the Machine, Little Richard, Adele, Bush, Depeche Mode, Bikini Kill, Counting Crows, Jack off Jill, The Smiths, L7, Bright Eyes, Dashboard Confessional(I try not to be emo but fail.), Weird Al, Ani, Marvelous 3, Violent Femmes, Sleater-Kinney, Mathew Good Band, Babes in Toyland, Barenaked Ladies, Joydrop, Further Seems Forever, Suzanne Vega, Toadies, My Ruin, Q and Not U, John Denver, Veruca Salt, Garbage, Liz Phair but I hate the new albums, Jackson Browne, Random Disney Music, The Dresden Dolls, Harry and the Potters, Lauryn Hill, The Dixie Chicks, Mary J Blige, Flobots, Adele, R.E.M., Tupac, Rent, The Beatles, Hole, mc chris

E: Cheese, especially Humboldt Fog, Pesto, peas, hummus, escargot, peanut sauce, sushi
The six things I could never do without
Something to read, Someone interesting to talk to, My 3 favorite TV shows (Lost, The X Files and Futurama), Somewhere to swim, My unbelievably awesome family and The outdoors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever I'm reading at the time. Feminism. Variables. Therapeutic Recreation. The Dark Tower books. Inappropriate things. Getting a master's. Where I want to go in life and the world. Research. The future. Marsupials. Work. Decorating my room. Regression. Places I want to travel to. Cheap ways to have fun. Kittens. Kissing Amanda Palmer. Futurama. 42. My cat. My family reunion and how unbelievably awesome it is. ANOVA.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking beer at my friends house while watching the x files, playing rockband or playing a nerdy game. Engaging in some form of mischief, camping, drinking, reading, playing with animals, netflix, trying to find some swings to play on, or obsessing over Lost. If you aren't watching Lost you are missing out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm more worried about velociraptors than the zombie apocalypse. And I'm most worried about alien colonization.

I dig men with beards.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are intelligent, don't use netspeak and are understanding of the fact that I don't meet people off of the internet unless I've known them for a couple days and have had a phone conversation with them or have some previous connection with them. I don't want to end up chopped up in someone's crawl space and I generally think for safety's sake waiting a little while and meeting in public is a good idea.

I generally like meeting new people and if we share similar interests go ahead and message me. Maybe we can meet for a beer or something after we make sure no one is going to chop anyone up. If things go poorly the worst that can happen is that we each end up with a funny story and beer.

I am not looking for casual sex so don't bother asking.

I would also especially like to meet you if you can rap nrrd grrl to me.

Oh and no anti choicers.