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32 Baltimore, MD Woman


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  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
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Last online
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5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hello to whoever is reading my profile. I'm Nerbie Q. Pants. I'm 32 years old and a graduate from the College of Notre Dame of Maryland aka CONDOM in Baltimore, Md. I want to someday teach college in Psychology, hopefully something Experimental. I'm a freak who enjoyed stats class. I consider myself to be a feminist and am a proud Women's College grad. I spend a lot of time hanging out with my awesome friends and my awesome roommates and really enjoy playing games, especially Scrabble, Dominion, Rumikub, Apples to Apples , Qwirkle, Settlers of Catan, Cards Against Humanity, and Castle Risk. According to the Myers Brigg I'm an ENTP. I'm not a big fan of heights. I love the water and pretty much anything you can do that involves it. I want to learn how to sail. I'm listed as bisexual on here because I like boys and I like girls and I like girls who like boys who do boys who do girls(Always should be someone you really loooooove) (I appologize for the random blur lyric tangent.) But I hate the connotations of that word and I don't make out with girls to get attention from guys either. I am a socially awkward penguin.


As of August 2015 I am out in Ohio for a few months in Cleveland. I was driving out to visit my brother and cousins. Long story short I got in a pretty serious car accident in Youngstown, Ohio and am now in rehab at Hanna House in Cleveland at University Hospital with a broken leg and broken wrist. The scar from the surgery from my broken wrist makes it look like I tried to kill myself by slitting my wrists and had bad aim, haha. So anyway if you live in Baltimore keep in mind that I may not be able to meet up for another month or two and I may have a broken leg still. If you live in Cleveland and don't mind going on dates in and around University hospital we could probably go out. I don't know when I'll be going back to Bmore so if I meet someone who gives me a reason to stay in Ohio that's cool too. I just graduated with my MS in Psychometrics and am looking for a job in Cleveland and Bmore among other places.

I am eccentric, vibrant, and busy
What I’m doing with my life
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Reading Textbooks, Attending a Master's program, reading, traveling to different places, Netflix on demand, Recreation, Attending Nude Beaches, obsessing over The X Files, LOST The Lives of Mayfair Witches books, The Dark Tower Books, Everclear, Futurama and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Loving my wonderful cat. Yelling obscene things at Hopkins freshman from my front porch. Rooting for the Capitals. Learning. Wasting hours on end looking up random shit on wikipedia. I <3 statistics. I also love to kayak.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting time on the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my hair which is quite long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A: The Dark Tower Books, IT (Anything Stephen King), All of the Kushiel's Books by Jacqueline Carey, The Lives of Mayfair Witches Books, Anita Blake (The part of the series before it became a gigantic orgy) Rachel Morgan Books, Various Bits of Shakespeare, The Great Gatsby, Thursday Next, Vampire Chronicles, Jane Eyre, Anything Thomas Harris, Ken Follett, Harry Potter, Dune, The Little Prince, Speak, American Gods, Anna Karenina, Xanth, books by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Watchmen

B: Silence of the Lambs, Beauty and the Beast, 10 Things I hate about you, the first two X Men movies and First Class, Zoolander, Children of Men, Lord of the Rings, Female Trouble, Half Baked, Airheads, Rocky Horror, American Beauty, 1776, The Fifth Element, All three Harold and Kumar movies, The X Files: Fight the Future, Supertroopers Star Wars

C: The X Files, LOST, Futurama, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, How I met your mother, Arrested Development, the Simpsons, Caps Games, Archer, Game of Thrones

D: Everclear, Mary Prankster, Tom Petty, Rage Against the Machine, Little Richard, Adele, Bush, Depeche Mode, Bikini Kill, Counting Crows, Jack off Jill, The Smiths, L7, Bright Eyes, Dashboard Confessional(I try not to be emo but fail.), Weird Al, Ani, Marvelous 3, Violent Femmes, Sleater-Kinney, Mathew Good Band, Babes in Toyland, Barenaked Ladies, Joydrop, Further Seems Forever, Suzanne Vega, Toadies, My Ruin, Q and Not U, John Denver, Veruca Salt, Garbage, Liz Phair but I hate the new albums, Jackson Browne, Random Disney Music, The Dresden Dolls, Harry and the Potters, Lauryn Hill, The Dixie Chicks, Mary J Blige, Flobots, Adele, R.E.M., Tupac, Rent, The Beatles, Hole, mc chris

E: Cheese, especially Humboldt Fog, Pesto, peas, hummus, escargot, peanut sauce, sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to read, Someone interesting to talk to, My 3 favorite TV shows (Lost, The X Files and Futurama), Somewhere to swim, My family and The outdoors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever I'm reading at the time. Feminism. Variables. The Dark Tower books. Inappropriate things. Getting a master's. Where I want to go in life and the world. Research. The future. Marsupials. Work. Decorating my room. Regression. Places I want to travel to. Cheap ways to have fun. Kittens. Kissing Amanda Palmer. Futurama. 42. My cat. My family reunion and how unbelievably awesome it is. ANOVA.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at a friend's house or hanging out with my room mates. Or out somewhere enjoying some good beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have lumberjack fantasies.
You should message me if
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I'd like to make a quick rant here:

I want to meet in public and preferably during daylight for our first meeting. Don't try to pressure me into something else.

Also if you couldn't tell from my pictures, I am not a skinny girl. If you're upset by it don't message me/message me back. And if I am messaging you and you are a chubby guy who feels that way you can go fuck yourself and your bullshit double standard. I like weird chubby nerdy guys with beards and I've found that most of them aren't interested me. Honestly I think it's a combination of unattainable beauty standards that you have from too much porn, the fact that Judd Apatow movies reinforce the idea that you should be dating supermodels and you feeling the need to prove something to someone, let those assholes you knew in high school see you now with your hot date. And none of you would ever want to use me as your "hot date" So if you message me please make sure to have some self esteem and not be a shallow glass of water. Someday I'll find my nerd.

I am not looking for casual sex. STOP ASKING!!

Oh and no anti choicers.