Hello to whoever is reading my profile. I'm Nerbie Q. Pants. I'm 26 years old and a graduate from the College of Notre Dame of Maryland aka CONDOM in Baltimore, Md. I want to someday teach college. I currently work at a non profit saving the world job with people with disabilities. While it says I am bisexual on here I am primarily interested in dating women.

Also screw all of you people that the compare function says are way more literary than me. I'm so literary it hurts.

Research, Work, Missing school, playing with rats, reading, playing some video games but lately I have less time for them, traveling to different places, obsessing over The X Files, LOST The Lives of Mayfair Witches books, The Dark Tower Books, Everclear, Futurama and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Loving my wonderful cat. Driving around with my car stereo blasting music at an unreasonable volume when most people are asleep. Learning. Wasting hours on end looking up random shit on wikipedia. Lately I've been redecorating my room kind of burlesqueish. I <3 statistics. I also love to kayak.

Procrastination and reading. Also playing with cute animals. Also wasting time on the internet. Hence my profile on this site. I also can cook or so I hear. But everyone thinks they can cook.

Sadly my hair is no longer blue since it's kind of hard to have blue hair and be professional. Most often people notice the fact that I'm quite weird and or friendly.

A: The Dark Tower Books, IT (Anything Stephen King), All of the Kushiel's Books by Jacqueline Carey, Ishmael, The Lives of Mayfair Witches Books, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Rachel Morgan Books, Various Bits of Shakespeare, The Great Gatsby, Thursday Next, Vampire Chronicles, Jane Eyre, Anything Thomas Harris, Harry Potter, Dune, The Little Prince, Speak, American Gods, Anna Karenina, Xanth, books by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, random true crime books

B: Silence of the Lambs, Beauty and the Beast, 10 Things I hate about you, both X Men movies, Zoolander, Lord of the Rings, Female Trouble, Half Baked, Welcome to the Doll House, Airheads, Rocky Horror, American Beauty, 1776, The Fifth Element, The X Files: Fight the Future, Serenity, Star Wars, Hairspray(And anythig else Jon Waters directed), But I'm a Cheerleader, Wet Hot American Summer

C: Everclear, Mary Prankster, Tom Petty, Rage Against the Machine, Little Richard, Bush, Mineral Depeche Mode, Q and Not U, Bikini Kill, Counting Crows, Jack off Jill, The Smiths, L7, Sonic Youth, Weird Al, Ani, Marvelous 3, Violent Femmes, Sleater-Kinney, Mathew Good Band, Barenaked Ladies, Joydrop, Further Seems Forever, Suzanne Vega, Toadies, My Ruin, John Denver, Veruca Salt, Garbage, Liz Phair but I hate the new album, Jackson Browne, Random Disney Music, The Dresden Dolls, Harry and the Potters

D: Cheese, Pesto, peas, hummus, escargot, peanut sauce

Something to read, Someone interesting to talk to, My 3 favorite TV shows (Lost, The X Files and Futurama), Music, Food and Water.

Whatever I'm reading at the time. Feminism. The Dark Tower books. Inappropriate things. Where I want to go in life and the world. The future. Protocol. Marsupials. Work. Decorating my room. Places I want to travel to. Statistics. Cheap ways to have fun. Kittens. Kissing Amanda Palmer. Futurama. QA checks. 42. My cat.

Engaging in some form of mischief, camping, drinking, reading, playing with animals, trying to find some swings to play on, or obsessing over Lost. If you aren't watching Lost you are missing out.

One time in college I did a speech and wrote a paper on how I want to be a Jedi when I grow up for a college class. There was theme music and a lightsaber fight during said presentation.

Because of inner ear infections as a child I never learned to ride a bike. Now that I am an adult I really feel like I am missing out on something and want to learn. Want to try to teach me?

I love cardigans with little pearl buttons, finding cool yet professional work clothes, books, kayaks, nature, water, hoodies and naps.

You are intelligent, don't use netspeak and are understanding of the fact that I don't meet net friends unless I've known them for a while or have some previous connection with them. I don't want to end up chopped up in someone's crawl space and I generally think for safety's sake waiting a little while and meeting in public is a good idea.
I generally like meeting new people and if we share similar interests go ahead and message me. Maybe we can meet for a beer or something after we make sure no one is going to chop anyone up. If things go poorly the worst that can happen is that we each end up with a funny story and beer.

Also message me if you also frown on firearms on the first date.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbSRQUuLE2c

Oh and no anti choicers.