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nerdmagnet

36 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Apr 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Primarily, I'm not as perfect as you'd like me to be, but I give it my best try. And when I fail, I always say I'm sorry and bring flowers to make up for it.

My favorite activities are eating too much and drinking too much and then getting up too early to go to the gym to make up for it. Or maybe for a run to the beach. I'd really like to take up biking, but I have to acquire one first. Also, I'd rather have a tooth filled than rollerblade. I have a high center of gravity and the first time I tried it I almost lost an arm. I also love movies and live music and just about any athletic activity. Oh yes, and any form of lounging is good.

I'm also a mostly harmless nerd who is relatively well read and can have highly intellectual conversations when required, though I generally don't prefer to. I love people, but I'm not particularly outgoing, and even sometimes a little shy.

Basically, I'd like to meet someone who can make me laugh or at least laugh at me and is as curious as I am to explore the world with. Maybe that person is you, and maybe not, but either way it never hurts to meet someone new. Well, hardly ever.

I am hungry, scandalous, and thesaurusy
What I’m doing with my life
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IT Director for a non-profit hospice. No, it isn't even a little bit depressing, though we do cry often. For some reason this is what I'm good at, so I'm trying to do as much good with it as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the strangest guy in the room. Telling jokes that aren't funny until five minutes later. Making references to literary works that I have probably never read.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm taller than them. That my head is sometimes so shiny that I should be positioned near the coast to warn ships of dangerous rocks? And when they get closer, that I have unnaturally long eyelashes (so much so that it is uncomfortable for me to wear sunglasses).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. Pork Products
3. Octopus
4. I'll get back to you on the rest - too busy eating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I assume this means embarassing things? How much time do you have? I'm not a private person, and do lots of embarassing things. Let's start with this - I still cover my eyes during the scary parts of movies. And while we're on the subject of movies, I've never learned how to eat popcorn. It goes everywhere and I find it for days. If you find yourself at a movie with me, you'd be well advised to zip shut your purse. Earplugs may not be a bad idea either. (For the popcorn - I don't talk during movies).
You should message me if
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Your messages are delicious.

You are (going) to be a doctor of something other than medicine. Makes me melt. All other education levels welcome too, of course (and medical folks). Some of the smarter people I've ever known never graduated HS.

You just want to have a beer or something. Very interested in meeting someone, but not so much in this venue.