I have a hard time comprehending how I can be matched with somebody so well on a relationship level (90%) and not be matched friendship wise (10%). Shouldn't these things have a positive correlation?
What could that possible mean? Oh I found the perfect girl for you - funny, smart, cute, axe murderer, tits, awesome music, dark humor. Wait, go back. Yeah she really has such a dry and morbid sense of humor . No,no,no before that. Axe murderer?? Yeah. Look no ones perfect, do you want a chance at happiness? Well, yeah... I just didn't think it would be with an, axe murderer. Couldn't she just have a lisp or something?
Look the numbers don't lie. 90%. These are complicated algorithms (fist to palm). Are you going to question modern day science?!
Fuck. Alright... but I am bringing the bear spray.