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30 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:10pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I like a bananas.

Oh and,

I have a hard time comprehending how I can be matched with somebody so well on a relationship level (90%) and not be matched friendship wise (10%). Shouldn't these things have a positive correlation?

What could that possible mean? Oh I found the perfect girl for you - funny, smart, cute, axe murderer, tits, awesome music, dark humor. Wait, go back. Yeah she really has such a dry and morbid sense of humor . No,no,no before that. Axe murderer?? Yeah. Look no ones perfect, do you want a chance at happiness? Well, yeah... I just didn't think it would be with an, axe murderer. Couldn't she just have a lisp or something?

Look the numbers don't lie. 90%. These are complicated algorithms (fist to palm). Are you going to question modern day science?!

Fuck. Alright... but I am bringing the bear spray.

^^These are type of things I think about. A lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Here is a list of things I am exceptional at:
- riding my bike.
- silk screening.
- going to shows. the best.
- awkward situations.
- assembling and dissembling
- laughing. at myself.
- throwing our random satanic expressions for everyday things. i.e.; how is your dog's coat so shiny? I bathe him in the blood of my enemies.
- nerding out.
- binge reading

Here is a list of things of things I am not exceptional at but enjoy doing none the less.
- Trail running
- photography / my Diana
- drawing
- trying to ease awkward situations.
- binge reading
- spanish
- camping
- wikipedia
- nerding out.
- meeting new people

I am also an engineer if anyone cares.
I’m really good at
Online profiles!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have somewhat of an uncanny resemblance to Diego from Dora the Explorer?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Umm too hard. Here is my list of as of the moment things.

Music: NAILS, BADBADNOTGOOD, Blue Sky Black Death, Liars, Snacs, Nick Cave.

Movies: King of New York

TV: hit & miss. Welll I haven't watched it yet, but I am excited about the idea of watching it. serial experiments lain.

Books: I am attempting to read through a stack of books. but I keep buying new books and the stack is getting out of hand.

Assembled in order of frustration

(1) Something wicked this way comes
(2) Ulysses
(3) We did porn
(4) Death of Bunny Munro
(5) Gun Machine
(6) An experiment with Time
(7) Running Wild
(8) gravity rainbow
The six things I could never do without
(1) Peeing
(2) Brushing my teeth
(3) shower
(4) morning stretches / light yoga (the people at my gym say my legs should also move the other way)
(5) bike ride with dog
(6) Breakfast

That is actually just my morning routine. Sorry I couldn't think of anything else to put.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dreams. Imagination. Comics. Live shows. Music. DIY projects. Girls. New and old records. Dumpster diving. Visiting Barcelona. Hitchhiking across the USA. If BAND AIDS (not groupies) really exist. Sandwiches. Getting back into running. Getting back into life.

oh &
On a typical Friday night I am
I am rummaging through your discarded CD's.... oh, Peter Gabriel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a hipster. There I said it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to laugh.

And you have eyebrows. I am sorry it is just too weird.