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31 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:55pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I like a bananas.

Oh and,

I have a hard time comprehending how I can be matched with somebody so well on a relationship level (90%) and not be matched friendship wise (10%). Shouldn't these things have a positive correlation?

What could that possible mean? Oh I found the perfect girl for you - funny, smart, cute, axe murderer, tits, awesome music, dark humor. Wait, go back. Yeah she really has such a dry and morbid sense of humor . No,no,no before that. Axe murderer?? Yeah. Look no ones perfect, do you want a chance at happiness? Well, yeah... I just didn't think it would be with an, axe murderer. Couldn't she just have a lisp or something?

Look the numbers don't lie. 90%. These are complicated algorithms (fist to palm). Are you going to question modern day science?!

Fuck. Alright... but I am bringing the bear spray.

^^These are type of things I think about. A lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Here is a list of things I am exceptional at:
- riding my bike.
- silk screening.
- going to shows. the best.
- awkward situations.
- assembling and dissembling
- laughing. at myself.
- throwing our random satanic expressions for everyday things. i.e.; how is your dog's coat so shiny? I bathe him in the blood of my enemies.
- nerding out.
- binge reading

Here is a list of things of things I am not exceptional at but enjoy doing none the less.
- Trail running
- photography / my Diana
- drawing
- trying to ease awkward situations.
- binge reading
- spanish
- camping
- wikipedia
- nerding out.
- meeting new people

I am also an engineer if anyone cares.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Online profiles!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have somewhat of an uncanny resemblance to Diego from Dora the Explorer?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Umm too hard. Here is my list of as of the moment things.

Music: Have a nice life. Emily Haines and the soft skeletons

Movies: knockin' on heaven's door. Wristcutters.

Ulysses. Only 50 pages in or so, but I am not entirely sure what the hell this book is about.

comics / manga:
Akira. Accidentally started on book 2, but it is still really good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) Peeing
(2) Brushing my teeth
(3) shower
(4) morning stretches / light yoga (the people at my gym say my legs should also move the other way)
(5) bike ride with dog
(6) Breakfast

That is actually just my morning routine. Sorry I couldn't think of anything else to put.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dreams. Imagination. Comics. Live shows. Music. DIY projects. Girls. New and old records. Dumpster diving. Visiting Barcelona. Hitchhiking across the USA. If BAND AIDS (not groupies) really exist. Sandwiches. Getting back into running. Getting back into life.

oh &
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making a brie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate pickles.
You should message me if
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you are stoya.