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nerf5000

27 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:33am
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.90m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Polish, Japanese, German, C++

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My self-summary
So one day I was sitting down having a drink with my friend and he made me use the last 3 electrons in my phone to download this.... and thusly
What I’m doing with my life
working
chillin
whatever, somehow I can't take this whole okc thing seriously so I'm probably cracking jokes
probably offended half of everyone here by now just saying hello lol
I’m really good at
anything
but im best at getting results through slacking and in general not caring what people think about me
The first things people usually notice about me
baryonic matter
also a collapsed uncertainty function
you just had to look didn't you
all those possibilities...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
dr strangelove
hitchhikers guide
all food except for okra which is vile
love raw food, can eat sashimi all day
horses are delicious
potato
The six things I could never do without
fam and friends
food and drink
things that go fast
...preferably on two wheels but four are nice too
I spend a lot of time thinking about
way too many things on too many tangents
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
publically? absolutely nothing
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you like to press buttons on the device of your choice
if you know how to count to potato